the island of misfit prompts.

[thanksalotforthememe]

(thank you dyslexic for giving us this beauty)

Because sometimes you can't decide what meme to post to and you'd rather choose from a bunch of random prompts instead.



1. You're trapped in a McDonald's. It's only a matter of time until the McNuggets run out or the McFlurry machine breaks …
2. You're trapped in an elevator and it's like that M. Night Shamawhatever movie so the devil is haunting you in it and you're probably going to die.
3. You're trapped in one of those giant meat freezers and slowly freezing to death with the other person in the thread. Will you huddle together for warmth like Seth Green in that one move?
4. tfln. Every good random prompt meme needs tfln.
5. mpreg. See above. Aliens? Genetic mutations? That breeding stable meme redux? It happened, and now you've got to get your shit together.
6. You have a big secret to tell the other person and now is your only chance. You're probably on your deathbed idk.
7. You woke up naked in a hotel room with the other person and no clue how you got there. This is some The Hangover-type shit.
8. Kinky times. Because every random meme needs a smut prompt, too. Get your 50 Shades of Grey on.
9. Body horror. You and/or person b are mutating into a zombie/robot/vampire/furry/cthulu/etc. and it's freaky as hell.
10. Disney time. You and person b are now acting out the Disney movie of your choice.
11. Roadtrip! One car, one … cup?
12. Ghost, Patrick Swayze style. You or person b is a ghost, and now you're trying to communicate with them from the other side. (NO POTTERY.)
13. Human centipede. I'll leave this one up for interpretation.
14. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. You and person b are both keeping huge secrets from each other, but one of you is getting ~~suspicious~~!
15. High school AU. What it says on the tin.
16. ZOMBIES!!!!!! Were you bitten? Are you hiding out in a shack somewhere in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland?
17. A raccoon is trapped in the house and now you and person b have to figure out how the fuck to kill it.
18. You're dying a slow tragic death so you better get those last words the fuck out.
19. You're possessed by a ghost/demon/yeerk/whatever the fuck. Fight for dominance or … don't, no one actually gives a shit.
20. You're connected by a red string of fate to the other person and you follow it and find them and hook up?

Comments

Julian Bashir | Star Trek: Deep Space 9

[iamnotkhan]

12

[kirk_tng]

[The only thing more frustrating than Starfleet bureaucracy is being a ghost. Or an ectoplasmic echo. Whatever. David needs to stop trying to find a name for it. And explain it in a way that could easily be written into a paper for a scientific journal. All he knows is that one minute, he was on the Genesis planet being stabbed to death, the next he's floating around in some...

...where the fuck is he?

It looks like some kind of medical facility, but like none that he's ever seen before. And there are uniforms that look vaguely Starfleet-ish.

Maybe he's in hell...]

14 idek

[aviophobia]

[Leonard has managed pretty well, hiding the fact that he's not exactly contemporary with Deep Space Nine. Starfleet's progressed a hell of a lot since the 2260s (there's a Klingon on board?) and a lot of the technology isn't anything he's even a little bit familiar with. But he's a decent bullshitter, and the human body hasn't changed that much.

He just hopes he can figure out a way home before someone figures him out.]

Morning, Dr. Bashir.

Dave Strider - Homestuck AU

[tiltshotghostimage]

_{[[no mpreg yeeeeeah no. No. Not a thing that will happen.]]}

Vriska Serket - Homestuck AU

[fairy8itch]

_{[[No five.]]}

Eridan Ampora - Homestuck AU

[princeofmelodrama]

_{[No five.]}

Bro Strider - Homestuck AU

[smuppetwrangler]

_{[[no cinco por favor gracias]]}

Karkat Vantas - Homestuck AU

[chronologicalpulse]

_{[Please no mpreg]}

Gamzee Makara - Homestuck AU

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

Sollux Captor - Homestuck AU

[apocalypticduality]

_{[No 5]}

Patty Fleur | Tales of Vesperia

[nevercries]

king candy | wreck it ralph

[recoding]

_{[ no smut/mpreg/anything kinky please! ]}

Harry Potter ~ Harry Potter

[hpotter]

Yukiko Amagi | Persona 4

[snowandfire]

AkaRed - Boukenger Vs Super Sentai/Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger - OTA

[inheritstheredsouls]

sheila | army of darkness.

[ashsexual]

No we are not doing human centipede - 1

[boomsticking]

[Well.

That worked out well.

At least there are only ten Deadites outside and they're generally safe in here. Watch him try to macho his way out of this.]

So.

Wanna McFlurry, baby?

maybe next time.

[ashsexual]

A what?

[Okay, so she's been out of the 1300s for a while. But there are still some concepts she's unfamiliar with. She knows what a McDonald's is. That's a plus, right? Give her an A for effort?

Sheila just sort-of frowns at him, her chin resting in her hand as she leans against the table. She looks more annoyed than anything else. Leave it to him to get them stuck inside a fast food establishment.]

I WON'T BE THAT MEAN

[boomsticking]

[Cue Posturing And Scoffing as he bellies up to the counter, he meant to do all of this, Sheila. Meant. To.]

A McFlurry! Ice cream and candy! Mashed together!

[He grins at the kid behind the counter, who looks quite ready to piss himself out of pure fear.]

One M&M and a Butterfinger, man.

[ashsexual]

[Of course he did. Just like the shopping mall incident. And - all the other... incidents.

Sure.]

Ice cream and candy...

[She repeats this to herself, mumbling the words and thinking on it. Well - she can definitely get behind that sort of thing.

She just nods in response. Knock yourself out, man.]

[boomsticking]

[And the time in the zoo.

They don't talk about the zoo.

Behind the counter, the kid in charge manages to make them their McFlurrys and Ash pays up. He drops ten bucks on the counter and gets back his change.]

Here, try it.

[Of course the Butterfinger is his.]

[ashsexual]

[Sheila sits up when the McFlurry thing is set down in front of her.

She eyes the spoon. How awkward. It's the weirdest spoon she's ever seen. But she picks it up, scooping up a bit of ice cream and - whatever M&Ms are - takes a bite.]

[boomsticking]

[And he eyeballs her while scarfing down his ice cream like a barbarian.]

Good?

[ashsexual]

'Tis very sweet.

[Crunch crunch.]

And crunchy.

[She covers her mouth with her free hand while she chews.]

[boomsticking]

[Smirky smirk.]

Toldja. That some of the sweetest stuff the world offers, baby - enjoy it.