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bakerstreet2013-08-11 11:27 am
thanksalotforthememe) wrote in bakerstreet2013-08-11 11:27 am
the island of misfit prompts.
(thank you
dyslexic for giving us this beauty)Because sometimes you can't decide what meme to post to and you'd rather choose from a bunch of random prompts instead.
1. You're trapped in a McDonald's. It's only a matter of time until the McNuggets run out or the McFlurry machine breaks …
2. You're trapped in an elevator and it's like that M. Night Shamawhatever movie so the devil is haunting you in it and you're probably going to die.
3. You're trapped in one of those giant meat freezers and slowly freezing to death with the other person in the thread. Will you huddle together for warmth like Seth Green in that one move?
4. tfln. Every good random prompt meme needs tfln.
5. mpreg. See above. Aliens? Genetic mutations? That breeding stable meme redux? It happened, and now you've got to get your shit together.
6. You have a big secret to tell the other person and now is your only chance. You're probably on your deathbed idk.
7. You woke up naked in a hotel room with the other person and no clue how you got there. This is some The Hangover-type shit.
8. Kinky times. Because every random meme needs a smut prompt, too. Get your 50 Shades of Grey on.
9. Body horror. You and/or person b are mutating into a zombie/robot/vampire/furry/cthulu/etc. and it's freaky as hell.
10. Disney time. You and person b are now acting out the Disney movie of your choice.
11. Roadtrip! One car, one … cup?
12. Ghost, Patrick Swayze style. You or person b is a ghost, and now you're trying to communicate with them from the other side. (NO POTTERY.)
13. Human centipede. I'll leave this one up for interpretation.
14. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. You and person b are both keeping huge secrets from each other, but one of you is getting ~~suspicious~~!
15. High school AU. What it says on the tin.
16. ZOMBIES!!!!!! Were you bitten? Are you hiding out in a shack somewhere in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland?
17. A raccoon is trapped in the house and now you and person b have to figure out how the fuck to kill it.
18. You're dying a slow tragic death so you better get those last words the fuck out.
19. You're possessed by a ghost/demon/yeerk/whatever the fuck. Fight for dominance or … don't, no one actually gives a shit.
20. You're connected by a red string of fate to the other person and you follow it and find them
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[All the same, it is a fiber from the British airways first class section. Sherlock rarely flies first class unless he's going somewhere his father wants him to go. It's always awful.]
However, apart from myself, no one has noticed such minutiae before. Consider me impressed.
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[Oh, he can tell it's a she. He sees a long, black hair on the other man's shoulder. Asian judging by it's diameter and natural straightness. Sherlock's mouth turns up just slightly at the other man's comment about being impressed by his observation skills. He's rather proud of it and tends to like compliments when he gets them.]
You've shown a certain amount of skill in observation as well. [Before now, he hadn't met anyone that could keep up with him besides his brother. Unfortunately for the other Sherlock, this one is less generous when it comes to complimenting other people.]
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She's not the sort to just leave. A bit like your companion, I imagine.
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[Sherlock's left eyebrow raises and he feels mildly amused and maybe a little bit suspicious when the other man mentions his companion.]
Tell me. What have you noticed about this companion of mine?
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I don't misplace her. Something's happened to separate us.
[he is blase about his knowledge, rather than analytical.]
Man about ten years your senior, about eight inches shorter than you are and with significantly less wealth. I'd say he was your flatmate, but your watch costs about 2300 pounds, so I doubt you need one.