the island of misfit prompts.

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Because sometimes you can't decide what meme to post to and you'd rather choose from a bunch of random prompts instead.



1. You're trapped in a McDonald's. It's only a matter of time until the McNuggets run out or the McFlurry machine breaks …
2. You're trapped in an elevator and it's like that M. Night Shamawhatever movie so the devil is haunting you in it and you're probably going to die.
3. You're trapped in one of those giant meat freezers and slowly freezing to death with the other person in the thread. Will you huddle together for warmth like Seth Green in that one move?
4. tfln. Every good random prompt meme needs tfln.
5. mpreg. See above. Aliens? Genetic mutations? That breeding stable meme redux? It happened, and now you've got to get your shit together.
6. You have a big secret to tell the other person and now is your only chance. You're probably on your deathbed idk.
7. You woke up naked in a hotel room with the other person and no clue how you got there. This is some The Hangover-type shit.
8. Kinky times. Because every random meme needs a smut prompt, too. Get your 50 Shades of Grey on.
9. Body horror. You and/or person b are mutating into a zombie/robot/vampire/furry/cthulu/etc. and it's freaky as hell.
10. Disney time. You and person b are now acting out the Disney movie of your choice.
11. Roadtrip! One car, one … cup?
12. Ghost, Patrick Swayze style. You or person b is a ghost, and now you're trying to communicate with them from the other side. (NO POTTERY.)
13. Human centipede. I'll leave this one up for interpretation.
14. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. You and person b are both keeping huge secrets from each other, but one of you is getting ~~suspicious~~!
15. High school AU. What it says on the tin.
16. ZOMBIES!!!!!! Were you bitten? Are you hiding out in a shack somewhere in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland?
17. A raccoon is trapped in the house and now you and person b have to figure out how the fuck to kill it.
18. You're dying a slow tragic death so you better get those last words the fuck out.
19. You're possessed by a ghost/demon/yeerk/whatever the fuck. Fight for dominance or … don't, no one actually gives a shit.
20. You're connected by a red string of fate to the other person and you follow it and find them and hook up?

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Celestia Ludenberg | Dangan Ronpa

[ex_whaler943]

one.

[lootings]

[There are many questions she could be asking right now of the only other person in here with her. Like what is a McNugget or a McFlurry or why there was a cut out of a clown in here. She doesn't however. There are other things to be concerned about like maybe getting out of this place.

Only since they are in here. She walks towards the cash register.]

Might as well...

[She will soon find herself disappointed by it.]

It's empty.

[ex_whaler943]

[ Celestia, meanwhile, is looking around and occasionally smoothing her skirt or fixing something on her outfit. It's like she's afraid that she's going to get dirty somehow by simply standing here. The air feels greasy... ]

How disappointing. [ It's not that she was hoping for anything else, although at least it would have made the situation slightly more advantageous had there been some kind of monetary benefit. ]

[lootings]

It truly is. But thinking about it maybe it's to be expected.

[She doesn't appear too worried about getting dirty. It is possible that there are worst places they could be at. Only now that she hasn't found anything of interest she is getting the idea that perhaps she wants to leave.]

I guess it's time to go then. [She heads for the door and here is her first real attempt at getting the doors open. Only nothing like that would happen. They would remain locked up tight.] Okay, what's going on here?

[ex_whaler943]

[ ... ]

I hope that's a very bad attempt at a joke. [ That door needs to be open and pronto. ]

[lootings]

I wish it was a very bad attempt at a joke. [At least then she could get out. She kept trying to get the door open but does take a step back after a couple more tries.] Hey, do you want to give it a go. [She isn't about to do all the work here.]

[ex_whaler943]

[ Celestia walks toward the door, her walk dainty- or maybe ginger would be a better word to describe it. That feeling like she's getting dirty is still rather prominent in her mind. Once there, she looks down at her hand, then to the knob. ] Well, I suppose it can't hurt.

[ She says this with a somewhat tight smile on her lips, reaching for the door and tugging on it firmly. ] I see.

[lootings]

[She crosses her arms as she watches the girl walk head towards the door. She wouldn't call herself impatient but she has to wonder what is taking her so long.] Well, I guess we'll be spending some quality time in here. Wherever here is. [She says this with a shrug.]

I'm going to go have a look around. [Not that there are many places to go but there is plenty of room behind the counter so that's where she heads.]

[ex_whaler943]

[ Turning on her heel, Celestia watches as her companion walks away. ] Maybe there's another exit. [ She's just not quite ready to give up yet. She cannot stay in this place. ]

[lootings]

There could be. I just want to have a look over here. [As much as she wants to leave Rutee is not ready to leave this place empty handed. There has to be something of value in here somewhere.]

[ex_whaler943]

[ Those sticky fingers will get you into trouble...!

Well, at least they're not greasy fingers. Really, the grease. ]

If you see any tea, would you let me know? I'll be staying on this side [ of the counter. ]

[lootings]

[Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.

She's already behind the counter. A wave is sent Celestia's way as she acknowledges her request.] Right, got it. Tea. [As long as she means just grab whatever she finds. No way is she about to serve it for her. So Rutee's journey behind the counter proceeds normally. She does find the drive-thru window.]

I see it but there is no way I'll fit through there.

[ex_whaler943]

[ That's not a bad way to think of it. Although considering they're technically already "caught" that might be a position we'd want to revise... ]

Where now? [ Celestia gathers her courage uproots herself from her post and moves forward, just enough to peer over the counter. ] I don't know, if you held your breath....