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bakerstreet2013-08-11 11:27 am
thanksalotforthememe) wrote in bakerstreet2013-08-11 11:27 am
the island of misfit prompts.
(thank you
dyslexic for giving us this beauty)Because sometimes you can't decide what meme to post to and you'd rather choose from a bunch of random prompts instead.
1. You're trapped in a McDonald's. It's only a matter of time until the McNuggets run out or the McFlurry machine breaks …
2. You're trapped in an elevator and it's like that M. Night Shamawhatever movie so the devil is haunting you in it and you're probably going to die.
3. You're trapped in one of those giant meat freezers and slowly freezing to death with the other person in the thread. Will you huddle together for warmth like Seth Green in that one move?
4. tfln. Every good random prompt meme needs tfln.
5. mpreg. See above. Aliens? Genetic mutations? That breeding stable meme redux? It happened, and now you've got to get your shit together.
6. You have a big secret to tell the other person and now is your only chance. You're probably on your deathbed idk.
7. You woke up naked in a hotel room with the other person and no clue how you got there. This is some The Hangover-type shit.
8. Kinky times. Because every random meme needs a smut prompt, too. Get your 50 Shades of Grey on.
9. Body horror. You and/or person b are mutating into a zombie/robot/vampire/furry/cthulu/etc. and it's freaky as hell.
10. Disney time. You and person b are now acting out the Disney movie of your choice.
11. Roadtrip! One car, one … cup?
12. Ghost, Patrick Swayze style. You or person b is a ghost, and now you're trying to communicate with them from the other side. (NO POTTERY.)
13. Human centipede. I'll leave this one up for interpretation.
14. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. You and person b are both keeping huge secrets from each other, but one of you is getting ~~suspicious~~!
15. High school AU. What it says on the tin.
16. ZOMBIES!!!!!! Were you bitten? Are you hiding out in a shack somewhere in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland?
17. A raccoon is trapped in the house and now you and person b have to figure out how the fuck to kill it.
18. You're dying a slow tragic death so you better get those last words the fuck out.
19. You're possessed by a ghost/demon/yeerk/whatever the fuck. Fight for dominance or … don't, no one actually gives a shit.
20. You're connected by a red string of fate to the other person and you follow it and find them
17! Let me know if you're okay with the AUish scenario, I can edit it if not
Then they met the inhabitant.
Cynthia wasn't the sort to give up like... ever, but sometimes she had moments of clarity where she would come to the realization that she was backed into a corner.
Of course, backing off didn't mean she was giving up. After all, she had justice to dole out, and she wasn't about to let her trusty (if somewhat frail outside of the times when she started on her BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD schtick) sidekick suffer under the raccoon's reign of terror!]
Noire! We need to have an impromptu strategy session!
LOL that was perfect
[Because WHAT DO. She has her bow out, ready to strike it, but the evil demon dog - as it has been so named in her mind - refuses to stay still. Not to mention they're in such a small, confined space that there is a very likely chance she'd miss anyway. Also mom cursed her the last time she 'arrow'd' in the house. So yeah this is not a very good day in any sense of the word.
A somewhat whining sound escaped her throat, as her legs began to shake.]
W-what if it has rabies? What if we get bitten?
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[THIS IS ALREADY GOING SPECTACULARLY]
And that shouldn't be a problem! I have a spear and you have a bow, so our foe should never get close enough for that to happen!
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[Okay so you're an annoying little shit who doesn't take no for an answer - wait you already do that. Okay so you're an overbearing mommy/daddy's girl - wait you already do that. Uhhh-]
I can't use my bow! I can only hit enemies that are far away and... A-and that thing's near our feet! Eeeeeek!
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...-AND WAIT WHEN DID THAT GET THERE!?]
...Uh, alright, you just stand behind me for moral support, then!
[SPEAR FLOURISH!]
I will be the one to do battle with this vile-
[...the raccoon lets out a terrified noise and relocates to the back of the room, on top of a shelf.]
...hey, get back here!
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[LET'S MAKE A RUN FOR IT BECAUSE CLEARLY THIS IS THE HOME OF DEMONS. She grabs Cynthia by the arm and tries to drag her to the door.]
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[Cynthia plants her heels in the ground and... tries not to budge.]
C'mon, Noire! We can do this! We'll defeat this creature and when we meet up with the others we can regale them with tales of our glorious victor-
[It's at that point that the raccoon decides to launch itself at Cynthia's face.]
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[And with that, Normal Noire is gone.]
BEGONE, WRETCHED SCUM! IF IT'S BLOOD YOU SEEK, I'LL WRETCH IT FROM YOUR LIFELESS CORPSE!
[To be fair, it's a symbol of friendship that she would switch to KILL MODE for Cynthia. It just may not be the best resolution for the situation, as she drops the bow, and grabs the raccoon, viciously trying to wrestle it off of Cynthia's face.]
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
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[...well, that scream wasn't particularly heroic, but at least the raccoon seems to have had the fear of god put into it...
...well, more accurately, the fear of Noire. This resulted in the poor creature nearly attempting to jump out of its skin, though given that Noire is holding onto it... well... at least it isn't on Cynthia's face anymore?]
Get it off get it-...
...oh! Well then! Go get 'im, Noire!
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[The next step, of course, is to grab the door, open, and throw the poor creature out. And then insult it.]
IF YOU EVER SHOW YOUR FOUL FACE HERE AGAIN, I SWEAR TO WEAR YOUR SKULL AS A NECKLACE!
[And terrify anyone within hearing range i.e. the entire forest. excellent job.]
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stay here and become BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Even Cynthia is afraid!! ...for a few seconds before it becomes mixed with amazement and... well...]
...woah...
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Are you all right?
[She inches up to her friend, trying to inspect Cynthia's face.]
If he scratched you up... W-well, I don't have any Elixirs on me... I'm sorry.
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[...she is kind of scratched up, but she probably doesn't feel it...]
Really, though, you don't have to apologize! That was totally awesome!
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...You just need to work on a little dramatic posing, that's all.