bakerstreet | the island of misfit prompts.

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dyslexic for giving us this beauty)

Because sometimes you can't decide what meme to post to and you'd rather choose from a bunch of random prompts instead.

1. You're trapped in a McDonald's. It's only a matter of time until the McNuggets run out or the McFlurry machine breaks …
2. You're trapped in an elevator and it's like that M. Night Shamawhatever movie so the devil is haunting you in it and you're probably going to die.
3. You're trapped in one of those giant meat freezers and slowly freezing to death with the other person in the thread. Will you huddle together for warmth like Seth Green in that one move?
4. tfln. Every good random prompt meme needs tfln.
5. mpreg. See above. Aliens? Genetic mutations? That breeding stable meme redux? It happened, and now you've got to get your shit together.
6. You have a big secret to tell the other person and now is your only chance. You're probably on your deathbed idk.
7. You woke up naked in a hotel room with the other person and no clue how you got there. This is some The Hangover-type shit.
8. Kinky times. Because every random meme needs a smut prompt, too. Get your 50 Shades of Grey on.
9. Body horror. You and/or person b are mutating into a zombie/robot/vampire/furry/cthulu/etc. and it's freaky as hell.
10. Disney time. You and person b are now acting out the Disney movie of your choice.
11. Roadtrip! One car, one … cup?
12. Ghost, Patrick Swayze style. You or person b is a ghost, and now you're trying to communicate with them from the other side. (NO POTTERY.)
13. Human centipede. I'll leave this one up for interpretation.
14. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. You and person b are both keeping huge secrets from each other, but one of you is getting ~~suspicious~~!
15. High school AU. What it says on the tin.
16. ZOMBIES!!!!!! Were you bitten? Are you hiding out in a shack somewhere in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland?
17. A raccoon is trapped in the house and now you and person b have to figure out how the fuck to kill it.
18. You're dying a slow tragic death so you better get those last words the fuck out.
19. You're possessed by a ghost/demon/yeerk/whatever the fuck. Fight for dominance or … don't, no one actually gives a shit.
20. You're connected by a red string of fate to the other person and you follow it and find them ~~and hook up?~~

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[Wow so she's got chuunibyo bad basically...]

I'm not sure I know how to answer that question, officer!

[...at least she's not as bad as her cousin...]

Oh! Well, you know, any bad guys to smite with my Sparkling Justice Lance Combo, any kittens stuck in trees to save, any Timmies stuck down old wells... you name it, I'm on it!

Well. I do have this thing on my finger. [If they're going to cause a scene in a McDonalds, he can hold up his pinky. With the red string, and-]

Think you can lance it off me?

[...she'll scrutinize that a bit. Admittedly, the point is still wooshing over her head, but what do you expect from someone who mistook some weird bandit for her dad...]

Hm... that does look like a one-lance job, alright. Let me go outside and get it....

[Wow. Okay, whatever, you know what. He's amused enough now to want to follow her out and see who has a lance outside of a McDonalds. And in face he turns towards the door as soon as she says it-- only to see someone barricading the door to the outside.

It seems there is some sort of contrived situation which has resulted in them being locked in. In them being...

Trapped in an McDonald's.

(spoilers: it's zombies to work in another meme option)]

[...Cynthia's upbeat demeanor falters slightly as she looks at the workers barricading the doors.

...so of course she'll march right up to the worker, because she is a princess and a heroine god damnit!]

Hey, what's the big idea? I left my lance out there!

[The worker will have to explain that they need to keep people in for their own safety. Because outside of these yellowish walls are them. They are the zombies. They will eat your brains. So while people go and deal with them they need to remain in this McDonalds.

Masaomi finds himself going a little wide-eyed at this, as he lurks behind Cynthia. Mostly because it feels like the thing around his pinky is getting tighter. Maybe it's shortening]

Wait... zombies...?

[...what are those...]

Well, whatever they are, I'm sure I could take them if I had my trusty lance and pegasus! Come on, let me at 'em!

[She doesn't sound terribly concerned about either, because hey, pegasi can fly.

...of course, going out and fighting these things that most certainly have no resemblance to Risen whatsoever would involve dragging Masaomi out, but it's not like she knows that....]

-Why would anyone have a pegasus outside a McDonald's!

[He blurts this out with no small bit of growing dread in his voice. He's bound up to a crazy girl who wants to go out and fight zombies. ...And there's zombies, so there's that too. ]

Because I'm a pegasus knight, duh!

[HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THA-]

...wait, do they even have pegasi here?

Nooo?

[At least, not real ones? He goes to pull the arms behind his head. This fails though because his pinky is still tied up]

Oh, wow. You're really missing out! There's nothing like raining death from above onto the forces of-

[...she tries to gesture but something tugs on her hand...]

...ugh, what's with this string, anyway?

If I had to guess, I'd say that fate has bound us together!

[He says this with a straight face and an attempt to spin his finger]

...

Is this some kind of pick-up attempt? Because... wow, I think you might have beaten out Inigo here.

Now why would I ever embellish what might be the truth?! After all, isn't that what you call a "red string?"

[THE CULTURAL REFERENCE GOES RIGHT OVER HER HEAD]

But why would you bother tying a red string to my pinkie? That's just weird!

I didn't do it! How do I know you didn't do it to me?!

[Arguing in zombie hold McDonalds]

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