the island of misfit prompts.

[thanksalotforthememe]

(thank you dyslexic for giving us this beauty)

Because sometimes you can't decide what meme to post to and you'd rather choose from a bunch of random prompts instead.



1. You're trapped in a McDonald's. It's only a matter of time until the McNuggets run out or the McFlurry machine breaks …
2. You're trapped in an elevator and it's like that M. Night Shamawhatever movie so the devil is haunting you in it and you're probably going to die.
3. You're trapped in one of those giant meat freezers and slowly freezing to death with the other person in the thread. Will you huddle together for warmth like Seth Green in that one move?
4. tfln. Every good random prompt meme needs tfln.
5. mpreg. See above. Aliens? Genetic mutations? That breeding stable meme redux? It happened, and now you've got to get your shit together.
6. You have a big secret to tell the other person and now is your only chance. You're probably on your deathbed idk.
7. You woke up naked in a hotel room with the other person and no clue how you got there. This is some The Hangover-type shit.
8. Kinky times. Because every random meme needs a smut prompt, too. Get your 50 Shades of Grey on.
9. Body horror. You and/or person b are mutating into a zombie/robot/vampire/furry/cthulu/etc. and it's freaky as hell.
10. Disney time. You and person b are now acting out the Disney movie of your choice.
11. Roadtrip! One car, one … cup?
12. Ghost, Patrick Swayze style. You or person b is a ghost, and now you're trying to communicate with them from the other side. (NO POTTERY.)
13. Human centipede. I'll leave this one up for interpretation.
14. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. You and person b are both keeping huge secrets from each other, but one of you is getting ~~suspicious~~!
15. High school AU. What it says on the tin.
16. ZOMBIES!!!!!! Were you bitten? Are you hiding out in a shack somewhere in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland?
17. A raccoon is trapped in the house and now you and person b have to figure out how the fuck to kill it.
18. You're dying a slow tragic death so you better get those last words the fuck out.
19. You're possessed by a ghost/demon/yeerk/whatever the fuck. Fight for dominance or … don't, no one actually gives a shit.
20. You're connected by a red string of fate to the other person and you follow it and find them and hook up?

Comments

Seven. Whee!

[element_wizard]

((I went with whoever I was logged in as.))

In theory, he should have been in the bed, but he'd never been a quiet sleeper and so now he was off the bed with a loud thunk which was followed by an "Ow!"

This is followed by a "What the fuck was I drinking last night?"

ohgod

[derpmcnerd]

Which in turn is followed by muffled sounds from the second person on the bed waking up.

This isn't the first time she wakes up naked in a bed with a man she doesn't know all that well in the room, but this is the first time she can't actually remember how she got there.

"Where the fuck are we, and who are you?"

She might have to have herself a little freakout about this in a moment or two.

login roulette! :D

[element_wizard]

"I'm Alec and I don't know. With any luck not Vegas. I had that happen to me once before and that just ended up very awkward." Alec says this as if it's happened to him all the time.

Sadly, it possibly has.

[derpmcnerd]

He does sort of look like someone she might end up naked in a bed with. Certainly acts like it.

Filly kind of has a type.

"I don't remember you at all... did you drug me, motherfucker?"

She's not usually this prone to swearing, but she feels like the situation calls for it.

[element_wizard]

"Fuck no. Why would I do that?" He sounds insulted that she would even suggest that. Alec is pondering trying to actually get to his feet as opposed to being sprawled on the floor.

Neither is Alec, but hey why not?

[derpmcnerd]

"Why should I know why creepers do what they do?"

And she'll be pulling the sheets tighter around herself now as she sits up in bed because wow there's an awful lot of naked going on here.

[element_wizard]

"Well, I'm not a creeper!" he pauses and then qualifies. "At least not like that. I have been told that I'm a little bit creepy, but not because I drug people and want to end up naked in some hotel room with them."

Where are their clothes? Alec isn't too bothered by being naked.

[derpmcnerd]

"Do you think we... you know?"

She doesn't feel like she's been having sex, but there is still the fact that they were both in the same bed. Naked.

[element_wizard]

Alec tries to remember this. Girls aren't usually his thing. He's not all cooties about them, but usually not his thing.

"I dunno. I don't think so."

[derpmcnerd]

"All right, good. But why are we naked then? Where are our clothes?"

She feels as if she really should be freaking out a lot more than she's doing, but she's still sort of... in shock, or something. She feels almost oddly numb about the whole thing.

[element_wizard]

"Because we didn't have any pajamas. Though, I will admit randomly waking up in other people's beds isn't a new thing for me. Even if I fell asleep somewhere else." Alec is totally relaxed at this point.

But then again this isn't a novelty to him.