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bakerstreet2013-08-11 11:27 am
thanksalotforthememe) wrote in bakerstreet2013-08-11 11:27 am
the island of misfit prompts.
(thank you
dyslexic for giving us this beauty)Because sometimes you can't decide what meme to post to and you'd rather choose from a bunch of random prompts instead.
1. You're trapped in a McDonald's. It's only a matter of time until the McNuggets run out or the McFlurry machine breaks …
2. You're trapped in an elevator and it's like that M. Night Shamawhatever movie so the devil is haunting you in it and you're probably going to die.
3. You're trapped in one of those giant meat freezers and slowly freezing to death with the other person in the thread. Will you huddle together for warmth like Seth Green in that one move?
4. tfln. Every good random prompt meme needs tfln.
5. mpreg. See above. Aliens? Genetic mutations? That breeding stable meme redux? It happened, and now you've got to get your shit together.
6. You have a big secret to tell the other person and now is your only chance. You're probably on your deathbed idk.
7. You woke up naked in a hotel room with the other person and no clue how you got there. This is some The Hangover-type shit.
8. Kinky times. Because every random meme needs a smut prompt, too. Get your 50 Shades of Grey on.
9. Body horror. You and/or person b are mutating into a zombie/robot/vampire/furry/cthulu/etc. and it's freaky as hell.
10. Disney time. You and person b are now acting out the Disney movie of your choice.
11. Roadtrip! One car, one … cup?
12. Ghost, Patrick Swayze style. You or person b is a ghost, and now you're trying to communicate with them from the other side. (NO POTTERY.)
13. Human centipede. I'll leave this one up for interpretation.
14. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. You and person b are both keeping huge secrets from each other, but one of you is getting ~~suspicious~~!
15. High school AU. What it says on the tin.
16. ZOMBIES!!!!!! Were you bitten? Are you hiding out in a shack somewhere in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland?
17. A raccoon is trapped in the house and now you and person b have to figure out how the fuck to kill it.
18. You're dying a slow tragic death so you better get those last words the fuck out.
19. You're possessed by a ghost/demon/yeerk/whatever the fuck. Fight for dominance or … don't, no one actually gives a shit.
20. You're connected by a red string of fate to the other person and you follow it and find them
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[That's the first thing Elaine says after the elevator shudders to a halt just one floor away from her destination. The first thing she does is start hitting the emergency button.
It doesn't work.
And the day had been going so well, for once. She lets out a groan and runs a hand through her hair, before she turns to the woman riding the elevator with her.]
I hope you didn't have anything important to do today.
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But the way the elevator stops -- not that smooth(ish) roll accompanied by the ding of the doors opening but the herky-jerky shudder coupled with the sound of grinding metal on metal -- it makes her drop any front or pretense. ]
Please tell me you're kidding.
[ She moves past Elaine to jam her fingers into the buttons, hitting everything on the panel to no avail. There's a loud bang as she kicks it. ] Come on!
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She sighs, then digs into her pockets and takes out her phone. For a second it comes to life, and then the screen goes black. In retrospect, she probably should've charged it first.]
...great.