Only one bed

[madmeemey]

there's only one bed!

Two characters have to share a room for the night. Every room is occupied, but fortunately there is one last room available.

There's just one problem — there's only one bed, and the characters aren't comfortable sharing it.

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Nadia Vulvokov | Russian Doll | OTA

[mtryshka]

Yang Yang || Wuthering Waves || M/F

[featherhaired]

[ One bed? Oh dear. Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear OH DEAR. ]

[knightofzilch]

[One bed. And not even a couch as a plan b.]

...so. I... guess I can sleep on the floor?

[Wouldn't be the first time.]

CHO SANG-WOO — SQUID GAME.

[kals]

homelander ★ THE BOYS.

[timore]

[headpop]

Absolutely not.

[ she already has her phone out, ready to call down to the front desk and ask no — demand that they give her a separate room. having to spend time with homelander was stressful enough but to be given a room with one bed.

what sort of joke was this? she was the vice president-elect. didn't that count for something? maybe she should pop a head or two? ]

Cole Sullivan | OC | OTA

[legalelite]

[OOC: Bio is on his journal. Men only for smut but OTA because he will be overly polite and charming with any ladies who come his way.]

geumsun — fate makes no mistakes

[geumsun]

( m/m. he doesn't need to sleep, but he'll pretend for the sake of coming across human )

ichikawa reno | kaiju no. 8

[crymo]

Logan/Wolverine | Deadpool and Wolverine | ot fucking anything

[educated_wish]

[ Please note if you want me to avoid spoilers. Willing to take dudes but he'll be feisty about it. ]

[scalesandsecrets]

[What if Wolverine gets separated from Deadpool in the Void and runs into Mystique there?>

becca nova ♠ original ♠ ota

[cafeultra]

(info on her journal. crosscanon, assumed CR, and AUs welcome. bexthered also available for fantasy/historical settings.)

[educated_wish]

[ Your journal says you do have interest in Marvel, would you want a crosscanon setting in your original universe or the Marvel universe? I can go either way. ]

etna ❤️ disgaea ❤️ ota

[lonemajin]

[She has absolutely no qualms with getting into that bed, already occupied or not.]

Claire Bennet ∞ Heroes ∞ OTA

[infinite1ups]

(crosscanon/AU, all good!)

von lycaon | zenless zone zero

[moonhunter]

gongyla | fragments of sappho / original

[yokemate]

( sharing is good for warmth. f/f for shipping, wide open to platonic, no smut. info. prefer an ancient greece/historical or fantasy setting. )

Shohei Haizono | Tokyo Debunker | M/M

[spurno]

mizi | alien stage

[mizirable]

[educated_wish]

[ Okay with cross canon, or should I actually bother to register one of my alien stage muses? LMAO ]

jiaoqiu | honkai: star rail | ota

[medichef]

tifa lockhart, final fantasy vii

[meteorstruck]

netaro yowa / 18trip / ota

[concoction]

Dan Heng | Honkai: Star Rail

[moondrunk]

[ Congratulations, you've been paired up with a space lizard who sleeps on the floor at odd hours and has a tendency toward clairvoyant nightmares. ]

[perastra]

[ This is not awkward, actually, given the fact that Stelle's very first memory is of Dan Heng's face getting shoved out of the way by March 7^th as he'd been preparing to administer emergency CPR on her. She's polled people anonymously in the weird chat groups she's been added to and most of them agree that meeting in such a way is about as awkward as it gets, and that subsequent interactions should be easier by comparison.

Granted, it hasn't been entirely smooth sailing, but Stelle is pretty sure they have an Understanding at this point.

Or at least she thought they had one, but now they're faced with a single bed and he wants to sleep on the floor all of a sudden? The fact that he sleeps on the floor the rest of the time too is immaterial--they're receiving hospitality and they should accept it without making a scene. ]

I don't thrash around in my sleep or anything, if that's what you're worried about.

[ She's sitting on the edge of the bed now, cross-legged, wearing an oversized t-shirt and sweatpants that she'd borrowed from Welt in the early days of her trailblazing and just never given back. The bed beneath her is certainly large enough for two people to sleep comfortably, provided they don't mind sharing close quarters. ]

There aren't any blankets to spare, anyway. Let's just share; I promise not to hog the covers.

Aventurine | Honkai: Star Rail

[iridescens]

[ ha ha ha good luck ]

jing yuan / star rail

[eepy]

[ he would be considerate enough to offer the bed ... ]

Calhir | OC

[wingdoovers]

[ Sometimes you want to be courteous, you want to look tough, you are a gentleman philosopher committed to utilitarian ethics and calculate that you sleep better on a rough surface than the new roomie and it's best for everyone if you take floor.

Sometimes you just flew for thirty hours straight through a storm and you are done, fuck this, fuck everyone, you open the door and slam face first into that mattress. If anyone still wants in they can try to squeeze into the 3% of the mattress his giant-ass body doesn't take up. And if anyone managed to get in before him then god have mercy on their soul because they're a pancake now.

romanoff ♦ marvel

[maskirovka]

SCP-073 / Cain ( scp foundation )

[scp073]

[ hope you weren't wearing anything organic to bed, bc if he touched it, it's dust now. sorry about that. ]

Iris -another- | Mega Man X DiVE | OTA

[battlefieldbloom]

[Technically, X-verse reploids sleep in pods, so... She's probably crashing in your bed. And she doesn't take off the armor either.]