bakerstreet | the only one who can fuck me is me.

the only one who can fuck me is me.

would you fuck your clone?
a crack meme for pondering the impossible...

A question as old as time, or at least as old as Buzzfeed. How many intellectuals over the years have pondered the very same question you're being faced with now? Did Socrates wonder about the moral quandaries that accompany clone sex? Did Plato? Does a dilemma so complex have a right answer? If so, does your character know it?

how to play

1. Your character has been posed the question, 'Would you fuck your clone?' Top-levels should be responses to this question. Blank top-levels will be deleted.

2. Chat around with others and debate over the ethics of engaging your hypothetical clone in such a way.

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Who's asking?! Why do I have to answer?!

[ Who PUT HIM HERE??? ~~I did and he has to pay for my chaos.~~ ]

In any case, the answer is hell no.

Of course I would! She's me, and who wouldn't want to?

[Oh no. This is one of those lies that's such a deep un-truth that it circles back around to being honest again... but only in certain circumstances.]

Hey, I already fuck myself every day so why the hell not?

Naturally.

( ianthe, please. )

Well, obviously I'd need to know how good I am. How boring must you be to miss out on that kind of opportunity?

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Of course, I would! It's basically just masturbation, and who knows you better than you?

What? No. Definitely not. I'm already anxious enough in bed, two of me is at least one too many.

Honestly, I think I'd rather team up with my clone to have fun with someone else. The most coordinated pincer attack ever!

No fucking way. I'd assume it was the one shapeshifter I know and when people talk about not sticking your dick in crazy, she's exactly who they mean.

That's... like a doppelganger, yes?

[ The firm line of her mouth contrasts the faint redness about her ears. ]

I— Perhaps. [ Code for 'of fucking course'. ] If I can't love myself, how am I supposed to love anyone else?

...

Terribly baffling question, though.

I don't like your language, but yes! Whyever not?

Sure, why not? [ Well— ] As long as my clone's into it, and it's a clone that's naturally aged to adulthood with its own life and experiences. Not like a... fresh [ ??? ] clone. That's too weird.

...I can't say I'd rule it out.

[She is, after all, quite attractive.]

Hell yeah I would.

~~[Bold of you to assume they haven't.]~~

If there were two Sampos roamin' around instead of one, we'd be getting up to a lot more than just fooling around. Being in two places at once? That's twice the business!

( in true sampo fashion, he does.... not answer the question. )

Would this be any different than meeting up with yourself from an alternate universe? If not, then I already have my answer.

Clone, or variant?

Frankly I'd expect either one to stab me first.

[ Awkward laughter. But yeah, he would, after a little dancing around and maybe some mutual goal to complete together. ]

Oh absolutely. That's something I've yet to experience so I would very much welcome the idea.

I beg your pardon? That's... [...Quite...the incidental question. Considering, well,] ...I have heard tell of someone roaming around who apparently does look remarkably like me, but--

[wait why is he even entertaining this. frowns!]

--No, I think I should prefer to decline. I have an impression we likely wouldn't get along, if we ever did encounter each other...

[~~and nobody's even told him about the other parallel universe twin who's apparently War Crimes Georg yet--~~]

...

Absolutely not.

[Everyone here is insane.]

Well.. sometimes someone's asked for one of my siblings to join us. It's not the same, but I suppose it's close enough.

[ so.. probably, if one of his regulars wanted it. ]