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the only one who can fuck me is me.

would you fuck your clone?
a crack meme for pondering the impossible...

A question as old as time, or at least as old as Buzzfeed. How many intellectuals over the years have pondered the very same question you're being faced with now? Did Socrates wonder about the moral quandaries that accompany clone sex? Did Plato? Does a dilemma so complex have a right answer? If so, does your character know it?

how to play

1. Your character has been posed the question, 'Would you fuck your clone?' Top-levels should be responses to this question. Blank top-levels will be deleted.

2. Chat around with others and debate over the ethics of engaging your hypothetical clone in such a way.

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[The other Futaba, the one called Al Azif, moved in with a smile, getting in front of Lin and reaching around to squeeze her butt.]

So, what would you like us to do? Futaba did this to please you, she wants to do something that'll get you to praise her.

[The original's face went bright red.]

H-hey! You didn't need to tell her that.

[Al Azif just smirked back at her.]

What did you expect? I'm an expression of your innermost desires.

All this just for me, huh?

[Lin sat down on the couch we’ll say is provided, pulling Al Azif down after her and into her lap. She played with the clone’s hair idly while she could considered the possibilities. They were considerable, especially given Futaba’s closet full of toys.]

...I don’t suppose you have a strap-on in that treasure chest of yours, do you?

Yes, Futaba is very taken with you. Which means I am too

[Al Azif happily fell into that embrace and cuddled up to Lin. Futaba was doing her best to shake her feelings of embarrassment.

Which was a bit easier when Lin made that request.]

Y-yeah! One sec.

[She went to the toy chest and pulled out a couple of options, holding them up.]

Do you want something double-sided or the classic single side?

[At least Futaba assumes Lin wants to be the one to wear the strap-on.]

That’s up to our new friend here! She’s the one who’s going to be wearing it, after all.

[Lin patted Al Azif on the shoulder as she snuggled against her.]

What do you think? Then you can decide which of us to use it on.

[That was the one option Al Azif didn't expect, but she didn't dislike it. She gets off of Lin and goes to take the double-ended toy. Then she guides Futaba over to the couch and into Lin's arms.]

Oh, that's easy. Lin, get undressed and lay on top of Futaba. I'm fucking you both.

[Following Al Azif's implied instructions, Futaba dismisses her outfit so that she can get undressed. Which she does rather quickly. Meanwhile, Al Azif works the double-ended toy into her pussy with a brazen moan.]

[Lin patted Al Azif on the butt as she got up to retrieve her equipment, then got up as well and started undressing. As she had mentioned, previously, Lin did have a number of marks from old battles. Scars from sword and bullet and sorcery. The most noticeable was the bruise shaped like a handprint right in the middle of her chest, between her boobs.

She hadn’t seen Futaba fully naked before, and took a moment to admire her before getting down on her hands and knees on top of her. Her face was hovering inches over hers.]

So she’s your innermost desires given a voice of their own, hmm?

I think this is gonna be fun~

[Futaba looked at Lin, took in those scars. Especially the one on her chest. Then she had Lin on top of her and she swallowed heavily, face flush as she looked up at her.]

Y-yeah, basically.

[She stroked a hand over Lin's chest, palming one of her breasts.]

I want to say this one myself, though. I still think you're pretty. Really pretty, and I like the way it feels to be in your arms.

[With the toy firmly on, Al Azif settled in behind Lin. She gave the woman's bottom a swat, groping it almost possessively. She spread out Lin's ass cheek as she teased the tip of the toy against the entrance to her pussy.]

Alright, Lin, make sure Futaba hears how thankful you are for her gift.

[There was no other warning from Al Azif before she plunged the toy into Lin's pussy, pushing it in as far as it would go in a single thrust. She'd keep going until the reasonably-sized toy was hilted inside the martial artist.]

[Lin had a lot of confidence. What she didn’t have was a lot of experience. At least, not with things regarding sex. She’d been kind of taking charge up to here, but suddenly felt that draining away as Al Azif got ready behind them.

Also what Futaba was saying was really sweet, and Lin couldn’t help but to start matching her blush. Her response was a little quiet, and full of surprise and wonder.]

You really mean it, don’t you?

[Lin pushed a lock of hair off of Futaba’s face, tenderly, and leaned down to kiss her...

...And then felt Al Azif grab her ass and slam that monster toy into her.

There wasn’t a problem with friction, at least. Lin had already been kinda horny when she’d shown up, and the previous conversation leading up to this moment had only made her wetter. But there was just so much of it! She felt filled to the brim, and the force of that first thrust actually shoved her forward a bit so she missed with the kiss and ended up bumping her nose against Futaba’s forehead.]

Oh fuck!

[Not wanting to lose the moment of tenderness entirely, Lin shoved her hips back against Al Azif, her pussy twitching as she felt the toy shoving against her insides. It also got her back into position so thaT she could kiss Futaba.

It was an enthusiastic kiss. Forceful, sloppy, and eager. It was a kiss that said “When Bai Lin kisses you, you STAY kissed.”]

Yeah... I... really like you...

[Futaba admitted this right before their lips were supposed to meet. Then the force of that thrust misaligned the kiss, leaving Futaba flustered and confused for a moment.

Of course, Lin quickly made up for it with that eager kiss. Futaba returned it as best as she could, moaning just from the sheer force of the kiss.

Al Azif grins at everything that was unfolding. She grabbed Lin's hips to keep her from sliding too far away this time. Once she has a firm grip she begins to thrust, slow at first, but building up speed as she went.]

[Lin sighed happily as Al Azif started thrusting into her. The first thrust had been a lot, but now that she was taking more time to build up momentum, Lin was feeling pretty good about the situation.

She kept kissing Futaba, wrapping her arms around her and holding her close. She didn’t feel like dirty talk or sweet nothings were a strong point of hers, so she tried to make Futaba understand how she felt through the passion she kissed her with, or the tenderness she held her with.]

[Even for somebody who was bad at reading social cues like Futaba was, she got the message loud and clear. She'd still like to hear it out loud later, but this worked for the moment.

Other than trying to keep up with the kiss, she embraced Lin too, and began to run her hands up and down the woman's bare back.

Al Azif was eagerly fucking Lin, but she did have some mischief to cause now that she had the pair eagerly enjoying themselves now. She suddenly pulled out of Lin, and plunged into Futaba instead.

Futaba cried out against Lin's lips, holding on tight as her double fucked her quick and hard.]

[Lin made a little whining sound when Al Azif pulled out, confused. It was downright rude of her, pulling out before she was done!

But when she felt Futaba flinch beneath her, her half blissed out brain put together what had just happened and she decided that she would make the heroic sacrifice and let her have a turn. Just so long as Al Azif switched back to her before too long.

As Azif pounded away, Lin gently caressed Futaba's face.]

Look at you, having sex with your clone. You really did it...

And she's got a LOT of energy.

A-ahn... It feels so good...

[Futaba tilts her face into Lin's hand.]

Probably gonna be super tired when we're done. Mmh... I hope you'll stay until I wake up.

[She even leans up and kisses Lin's cheek.

Al Azif took this as a cue to swap back to Lin. She slips out of Futaba and right back into Lin while barely missing a stroke. Clearly feeling like giving Lin more, she grabs Lin's ponytail and gives her bottom a gentle swat.]

It's that stamina problem she told you about before. We're better than we used to be, but if we push ourselves too far, we can end up sleeping for days. I think you'll be good at getting Futaba to "exercise" more.

Edited 2023-09-15 14:13 (UTC)

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