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the only one who can fuck me is me.

would you fuck your clone?
a crack meme for pondering the impossible...

A question as old as time, or at least as old as Buzzfeed. How many intellectuals over the years have pondered the very same question you're being faced with now? Did Socrates wonder about the moral quandaries that accompany clone sex? Did Plato? Does a dilemma so complex have a right answer? If so, does your character know it?

how to play

1. Your character has been posed the question, 'Would you fuck your clone?' Top-levels should be responses to this question. Blank top-levels will be deleted.

2. Chat around with others and debate over the ethics of engaging your hypothetical clone in such a way.

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Hah! As if you haven't already done that before! Take this!

[SHE'LL PLUCK OUT THREE HAIRS JUST TO BE A BRAT]

AAA!

[Half in awe at her precision and half doe-eyed over her being moody because he loves it. Obviously, he needed to pull her in for another smooch--that next time being playfully messy just to raise her hackles.]

I get it! Was I not giving you enough affection?

[ AAA ]

Stop! Stop! You're getting off topic! Don't make me file for divorce!

[The emptiest threat a Rinface has ever made.]

[Grinning at her woefully empty threat, Kisuke grew bolder. If anything, the noise was guaranteeing nobody was going to come to the sitting room for the rest of the afternoon as he tried embarrassing smooch after embarrassing smooch.

Ishtar was without backup.]

Oh, you want to go back on topic? What makes you think I'll be more merciful then?

Edited (idk how i snuck a line in there) 2023-09-29 02:36 (UTC)

[Lets see if he can smooch when she SQUISHES HIS CHEEKS with both of her palms!]

The mercy would be needed for your feelings. I would not survive two of me, as I can barely survive being one half of a pair already.

[The barrier she created with her hands--he'd just kiss her palms instead.]

Oomf! Concerned for my feelings? Really--I'm flattered that you think I'm so delicate.

Hoh? Are you saying that if you were to create a second, and we both perished at each other's hand, that you would not have hurt feelings over the result?

[DO YOU WANT HER DEAD LIKE DUMUZID DID? Well, that's the implication at least.]

My, well, then I'd be devastated if either of you perished, both real and artificial. Even the image of you lost in a foggy mirror is a great tragedy.

[He could make the metaphor worse or--]

Terrifying a proposition as you're suggesting it is, I think I'd be more of a nuisance and use every unfair tool to keep you two safe. That said, I'm certain a more creative soul would know what to do with the notion but I believe it would be an excellent test to see if I could make you twice as happy as you are, right?

Hahhhhh... you're really married to the idea, aren't you? Just continuing to make excuses. I think you'd better off trying to ask my sister!

[Ahahaha. He could never. She's safe that way at least...]

My love for you comes with the realization that you'll be new and different with each day in increasingly wonderful, unpredictable, potentially dangerous, and dazzling ways. As such, there's the wrinkle--my imagination pales in comparison to you and I'd never truly be able to pay you tribute that way.

[Another embarrassingly dramatic smooch--]

I can do that in thousands of different and much more flattering ways after all.

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