the only one who can fuck me is me.

[liltuna]

would you fuck your clone? a crack meme for pondering the impossible...   A question as old as time, or at least as old as Buzzfeed. How many intellectuals over the years have pondered the very same question you're being faced with now? Did Socrates wonder about the moral quandaries that accompany clone sex? Did Plato? Does a dilemma so complex have a right answer? If so, does your character know it?    how to play 1. Your character has been posed the question, 'Would you fuck your clone?' Top-levels should be responses to this question. Blank top-levels will be deleted. 2. Chat around with others and debate over the ethics of engaging your hypothetical clone in such a way.

Comments

[veiller]

[ what is he saying????? ]

I beg your pardon?

[ that isn't how this works! ]

[scampo]

Geppie, please. This is a compliment! I know plenty of folks who'd line up at the door to have a chance with a real Silvermane Guard, a Captain no less.

You know how much a thing like that would be worth at auction.

( gepard, it's fine. )

Hypothetically, of course!

Geeeeeez, if only you could see your face right now. You don't have any faith in me at all...

[veiller]

[ ugh, that nickname... from him, of all people. ]

I have no intention of selling myself at auction to line your pockets, Sampo. I ought to have you fined for even considering such a thing.

[ hypothetically... sure. ]

Do you know why I have no faith in you? Need I remind you of all the times you have taken my sympathy for granted?

[scampo]

Is it a crime to engage in a little thought experiment every now and again, Captain? As you know, I have nothing but the utmost respect for the Guards and the hard work they put into keeping our fair city safe. The last thing I'd want to do, dear friend, is besmirch your name. I wouldn't I want to take advantage of your kindness, either.

( he even gives a little bow so you know it's real. )

Please. I was a young man back then. I've grown! I've learned! I'm even offering you my help as a gesture of good faith!

[veiller]

[ is taking advantage of people's kindness not your brand, sampo??? ]

Your help in what? Forgive me if I have been burned by you far too many times to take any of your 'offers' at face value.

[ when even a gullible guy like gepard doesn't trust you, that's pretty bad. ]

[scampo]

Help in your education, Captain!

( he's never lied ever in his life!!!! )

[veiller]

My... education.

[ certainly not. this man is not a qualified teacher. ]

[scampo]

I only want to show you what is you're missing out on.

( qualified, schmolified. )

There's a lot to learn, and I've been around the block a few times. Help me help you become the best you can be with regards to... yourself, I guess? Chances are you don't even know what you like yet... I can help with that.

[veiller]

[ what the hell is this ]

Excuse me? Are you- Are you propositioning me?

[ absurd! surely even sampo isn't that bold! not that what he says isn't true, but that is not any of his business. ]

[scampo]

( buddy, ALL of belobog is sampo's business. )

Do you know me at all? What I'm offering is a business deal: nothing more, nothing less.

[veiller]

A business deal. And what, exactly, do you get out of a deal like this?

[ he's not saying yes. ]

Intimacy is not meant to be a... a business deal.

[scampo]

( he's not saying no!! )

On the contrary! Intimacy is nothing but making deals. Two parties, coming together, negotiating their desires and coming to a compromise? That's business, friend.

But, as for what I'd be getting out of things... I get the joy of seeing one (1) Captain Gepard in a way that no one else has. That's all the reward I need.

[veiller]

Your views on intimacy are disappointingly cynical, but I cannot say I am surprised.

[ where's the romance in that?! ]

As for allowing you to see me in a way no one else has, and believing you would not use it as blackmail material or hold it against me in some way? You must think I am incredibly naive.

[scampo]

( romance..... aw, gepard! so cute! )

And you must have an incredibly low opinion of me. ( unjustifiably so. ) Seriously, buddy. I'm a relic merchant! All I want is to make sales and bring joy to others! What part of that sounds like blackmail and despair to you?

[veiller]

[ yes, his opinion is rather low. ]

What of the people you have swindled? Do you think they experience joy?

[ yes he is changing the topic. ]

[scampo]

( not so fast, bud. )

So, that's a no to my offer, then?

...Set feelings aside, Captain. You won't break my heart by acting in your best interest.

[veiller]

Sampo. I am absolutely not going to engage in... physical intimacy, and I fail to see how exactly it would be in my best interest.

[ this man is dedicated to his work! ]

[scampo]

( physical intimacy... )

You can say the word, you know. I won't tell anyone.

[veiller]

...You are attempting to make fun of me.

[scampo]

No.

( yes. )

I just want to see if you have it in you.

[veiller]

Of course I have it in me! I simply am not going to play your game.

[scampo]

What's to play~? I'm only asking if Belobog's captain can say 'fuck' without flinching.

[veiller]

That isn’t even the appropriate term for it.

[scampo]

Appropriate term for..?

[veiller]

For... sexual intercourse.