big fish ([personal profile] liltuna) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2023-09-12 08:42 pm

the only one who can fuck me is me.



would you fuck your clone?
a crack meme for pondering the impossible...

 


A question as old as time, or at least as old as Buzzfeed. How many intellectuals over the years have pondered the very same question you're being faced with now? Did Socrates wonder about the moral quandaries that accompany clone sex? Did Plato? Does a dilemma so complex have a right answer? If so, does your character know it?
 


 how to play
1. Your character has been posed the question, 'Would you fuck your clone?' Top-levels should be responses to this question. Blank top-levels will be deleted.

2. Chat around with others and debate over the ethics of engaging your hypothetical clone in such a way.


theotherobin: (Pfft)

Jason Todd | Titans

[personal profile] theotherobin 2023-09-13 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I already fuck myself every day so why the hell not?
reformedzombiecrimelord: (laughter (PB))

[personal profile] reformedzombiecrimelord 2023-09-13 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Have an alternate universe version of yourself... Jason blows a kiss at his alternate, and jokes,] Hey, baby! You could sound more enthused, you know!
theotherobin: (15240340)

[personal profile] theotherobin 2023-09-13 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm real fucking enthused. I give great head.
reformedzombiecrimelord: (people's eyebrow (PB))

[personal profile] reformedzombiecrimelord 2023-09-13 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course you do. We're a natural at it.
theotherobin: (Pfft)

[personal profile] theotherobin 2023-09-13 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
We don't look the same though, what's up with that? I mean... I've got way better lips and no receding hairline.
reformedzombiecrimelord: (nothing nice to say (PB))

[personal profile] reformedzombiecrimelord 2023-09-13 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Rude little bitch! [Jason laughs. He fluffs his own hair, to demonstrate that it's shorter, hence why it's showing more of his forehead.]

We're from different universes, not clones. You know there's a world where Bruce is a vampire? Things go really different in different universes.
theotherobin: (HIfkACI)

[personal profile] theotherobin 2023-09-13 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
As if you're not?

[if he really is another Jason Todd, he sure as hell is.]

A vampire? And what the fuck were we?
reformedzombiecrimelord: (:D)

[personal profile] reformedzombiecrimelord 2023-09-13 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I totally am. Ask Dick.

[That's why he was laughing.]

Werewolf, I think. Dick in that universe was a vampire hunter, and Babs was a vampire.
theotherobin: (nyeh)

[personal profile] theotherobin 2023-09-13 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd rather not.

Sounds like a lame ass universe. I'm good where I'm at.
reformedzombiecrimelord: from Nightwing v4 issue 107 (black&white makes me artsy (PB))

[personal profile] reformedzombiecrimelord 2023-09-13 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, other universes are a total headtrip. It's better to stay home.
theotherobin: (15242659)

[personal profile] theotherobin 2023-09-13 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
In some universes we don't even exist.
reformedzombiecrimelord: (watching you (PB))

[personal profile] reformedzombiecrimelord 2023-09-13 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Never sure if we don't exist, or if we were just smart enough to stay away from the cape and cowl crowd.
theotherobin: (15240318)

[personal profile] theotherobin 2023-09-13 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Smart enough? That sounds like a big fucking lose to me.
reformedzombiecrimelord: (that doesn't sound right (PB))

[personal profile] reformedzombiecrimelord 2023-09-14 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it goes different for you. I don't know your life, so I can't judge.

But me? This life took a lot from me. [Jason gives a wry sort of smile.] And I'm only starting to put the pieces back together, years later.
theotherobin: (15134352)

[personal profile] theotherobin 2023-09-14 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
This is the best shit has ever been for me. Wouldn't change any of it. What'd you do to fuck it all up, huh?

[cause yeah, it's always him. them. whatever.]
reformedzombiecrimelord: (>:|)

[personal profile] reformedzombiecrimelord 2023-09-14 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I tried to save my mother's life.
theotherobin: (Not judging you)

[personal profile] theotherobin 2023-09-14 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
When you were a kid?
reformedzombiecrimelord: (nothing nice to say (PB))

[personal profile] reformedzombiecrimelord 2023-09-14 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
When I was Robin.

My biological mother is not the one who raised me. I only found out about it after... being adopted. I wanted to meet her, and... when I located her, it turned out that the Joker there already, making threats. I went in to help her, to save her... and the Joker ambushed me.

[The telling is sparse, certain details omitted. Even after everything, there's a part of him that wants to protect his mother.]

I haven't been the same since. There are things... wrong with my brain.
theotherobin: (010)

[personal profile] theotherobin 2023-09-14 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
...Are you sure you're me, dude? Cause that sounds like a whole lotta shit that doesn't have anything to do with my life.
reformedzombiecrimelord: from Nightwing v4 issue 108 (headtilt)

[personal profile] reformedzombiecrimelord 2023-09-14 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...you ever meet the redheaded Jason Todd?
theotherobin: (15316810)

[personal profile] theotherobin 2023-09-14 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Now you're just fucking with me.
reformedzombiecrimelord: (I am serious right now (PB))

[personal profile] reformedzombiecrimelord 2023-09-14 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Hand to my heart, he's real! There's a couple worlds where the second Robin is a redheaded kid named Jason Todd. I have no idea why we have the same name and the same role but are such different people.
theotherobin: (15316442)

[personal profile] theotherobin 2023-09-14 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, not that red heads are a bad thing... I fucking love 'em. But it's still weird.
reformedzombiecrimelord: (people's eyebrow (PB))

[personal profile] reformedzombiecrimelord 2023-09-14 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I... definitely hear you on that... [Jay murmurs, thinking on one redhead in particular. And not his alternate.]

We have wandered far afield of the original topic.
theotherobin: (seated)

[personal profile] theotherobin 2023-09-14 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ wow, so they have red heads in common. that's hardly a lot of things. ]

I never got adopted, though.

[ that part still stands out. it bothers him a lot, actually. ]

Uh huh. Would you fuck your clone?

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