Double D'd up, on a Thursday afternoon. Hella stacked.

[cuntryroads]

RATE THAT CHEST MEME

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

Comments

[pettymuch]

To accurately judge the perfection of your titties, it is only natural that I would need to collect information form all categories for scrutiny.

[erbe]

In what way should I be compelled to let you do that? With simple extrapolation I can already guess it will be a ten unless I purposefully sabotage the experience.

[pettymuch]

This study will aid in future developments centered around my personal growth and practical skill in intimate situations.

[erbe]

[...Wow. She's actually a little surprised (impressed?) how he worded that.]

And how do I benefit from the study?

[pettymuch]

With each of our transactions, you will see exponential growth in both profit and pleasure!

[erbe]

—Profit?

[pettymuch]

Yeah, the favors you keep wanting me to do.

[erbe]

[Oh. That's less exciting, but...]

I'll consider it.

[pettymuch]

[ He can tell she's not completely pleased with his answer. Did he already jeprodize his chances? ]

What were you hoping I'd offer? You know I don't have any cash.

[erbe]

[A girl can dream!]

It's not enough that I didn't completely shut you down? I'm not going to whip my tits out right here.

[pettymuch]

[ ouch harsh. ]

I didn't ask you to! You just keep giving me vague comments on what you want out of this arrangement. I'm just guessing here.

[erbe]

What? Can't handle a little mystery~?

[Not when you're a complete ass about it, Tohsaka.]

[pettymuch]

You know exactly what I want. I think I should get something to work with.

[ as if the moment she agrees to fool around he won't just give her whatever she wants. ]

[erbe]

Actually, I'm a little fuzzy on that. Are you trying to become my friend, or just get laid again?

[pettymuch]

Both. I thought that was pretty obvious. A friends with benefits thing.

[erbe]

[Tohsaka wishes to put her foot down and insist he can't have both, but... in the end all she can muster up is a sigh.]

Like I said, I'll consider it. So what about you? Are you going to let me rate yours?

[pettymuch]

Fine. [ He'll huff right back. ]

You can if you want, but I want just as detailed a report!

[ a few zippers and buttons later and she'll get a reminder of what his skinny, branded front looks like. ]

[erbe]

Oh, but how do you expect me to do that? It's not as if I ever fucked your chest. Should I invite someone else in on the study to come on your pecs?

[And even if she's hamming it up and faking him out, she is staring. He's... spindly. Thin and not well toned. But there's some charm to it in its own way. It's comforting knowing she could pick him up and toss him with ease.]

1/2

[pettymuch]

...you're into that?

[pettymuch]

Ah-- I mean-!!

[ Why the fuck did he stop and consider that option for a moment?? ]

Y-you can use different criteria!

[erbe]

[Oh~? What was that?]

My, my. Did I get you to consider it? Does Saburouta want someone to make a mess of his chest?

[pettymuch]

No! I don't think so...

[ Tohsaka may have been the last person he wanted to find out he's been super confused and questioning what he likes lately. ]

Dammit! That has nothing to do with this, okay!

[erbe]

[Ah, two bisexuals manifesting their inherent disaster nature in separate ways.]

Are you sure? I could treat your nipples like a girl's for a bit and we can see how you feel after that?

[pettymuch]

[ this is the first sexual invitation he might actually turn down! ]

You can just give me one rating.

[ at this point, he's not sure he could flush any darker. He awkwardly rebuttons all the different layers of clothing. ]

[erbe]

Five. They aren't toned, nor are they big. But with your skin tone I bet your nipples turn a cute pink color when teased.