Double D'd up, on a Thursday afternoon. Hella stacked.

[cuntryroads]

RATE THAT CHEST MEME

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

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[erbe]

[The heat of the bath gets her to melt in his hold, and the gentle way he touches her is soothing, too.]

Yeah... the idea is that using a catalyst can sometimes influence who you're able to summon. Without one it's like picking names from a hat, but if you have something connected to the person you're trying to call forth it's like incentive. Or perhaps more like a lighthouse in a storm.

[pettymuch]

[ Makes enough sense to him that he gives a short hum of understanding. ]

I don't know what any of the museums have here, but their websites probably say. We could check it out after this, if you want.

[ Though, he'd rather just dry off and climb under the covers of one of their beds together to fall asleep. ]

[erbe]

...You mean we wouldn't have to visit every one to know what exhibits they're hosting?

[She sounds genuinely shocked! Though if it's that easy they could just make a day of it. Like a dat—]

[pettymuch]

...no? Have you even used your phone for anything except texting me??

[ He knows she's not a fan of her smartphone, but is she really this behind on tech knowledge? ]

[erbe]

Wh... why would I use it for anything else? Um — actually I do! I take pictures of gems to save for and which shops have the best sales.

[Not all the pictures come out clear...]

[pettymuch]

Um, the internet? That's the main point of a smart phone!

[ Not the phone part, obviously. Camera is probably second place in terms of importance, though. ]

[erbe]

Kh— Clearly I haven't needed it until now. Haha! So who cares?

[She wants her old brick flip phone back...]

[pettymuch]

[ Okay, telling her about the billions of waste your time and money websites won't get her interested. Hmm. He has to think for a moment before something pops into his head. ]

You know, there's whole websites dedicated to those saucy romance novels you like. Illustrated ones, too.

[ Can you tell he's grinning again? ]

[erbe]

[How devious. He caught her attention.]

Wouldn't... it be difficult to read on the phone?

[pettymuch]

Not really. You can zoom in and out, or adjust the font size on the screen. I can give you more lessons if you want~

[ Why is trying to make that sound sexy? ]

watch her get a virus from a porn site it'll be all his fault; guaranteed modern limewire victim

[erbe]

I don't... think that's really necessary.

[She doesn't seem solid on this. In fact she's so shaky on it that she's reaching around for bath products to distract herself with.]

oh god. i apologize for him in advance

[pettymuch]

[ Shit, he made her uncomfortable. ]

You could probably find more info on gems and spells and that kinda thing, too.

heheheh

[erbe]

[Tohsaka just grabs his hand, squirts a glob of shampoo in it before making a well with her finger and dropping sandalwood and sage oils in it. She then uses her finger to mix it up before urging him to take his hand back.]

Wash you hair with that. We have a museum date tomorrow.

[pettymuch]

[ He pushes himself up more, watching as she swirls the various ingredients in his hand. He's about to do as he's told when her word choice has him nearly drop the mixture into the bath water. Thankfully he catches it with his other hand. ]

Eh?! Did you actually just call it a date?

[ They're in the bath together. It really shouldn't be all that surprising, but he feels almost validated! ]

[erbe]

[His sudden surprise makes her jump a bit in turn, but she settles easily enough.]

One date! Because that's how we'll scope the layout of the interior. I still have some money from my monthly inheritance payout...

[pettymuch]

There could be other artifacts at other museums with potential. We might need to have multiple dates before you decide!

[ With a grin, he plops the shampoo on top of his already messy hair, haphazardly rubbing it around. ]

[erbe]

But— you already said you'd cut that step out by helping me use the webbed sites on my phone.

[Yes. Webbed sites.]

[pettymuch]

[ Okay, that makes him laugh. ]

It's website. That was cute.

[erbe]

[Ugh! She hates fucking up like that. Tohsaka simply leans over the side of the tub and whines.]

[pettymuch]

[ Unfortunately, pouting makes her even cuter. ]

Okay, just one date. But you gotta promise me a kiss after!

[ As if they haven't already. ]

[erbe]

[She's supposed to be a ~GENIUS~ yet messing up like that makes her look so dumb...]

Fine. You pick lunch, I pick dessert. [She's grumbling, but it echoes off the tile of the bathroom.]

[pettymuch]

Awesome.

[ She may not be up-to-date on tech stuff, but she's got him beat in most other categories. He doesn't think she looks dumb at all.

Hair fully soaped up, he looks around a bit confused as to how you rinse your hair out in a bathtub. He'd prob just dunk his head under the water, except there's not quite enough room to do so with them both in it. ]

Uh, how do I...

[ He points to his hair. If anyone looks a bit stupid right now, it's him. ]

[erbe]

[She looks over her shoulder at him, and... oh no. He's cute. Stupid-cute. Like when you have a dog that's dumber than a sack of bricks. Like owning a boxer. Yeah.

Tohsaka stifles some laughs and carefully stands to grab the mobile showerhead. She'll play with the temperature before kneeling between his legs and covering his eyes. From there she methodically rinses his hair.]

Hmph, I have to do everything.

[Despite her words she doesn't sound that put-out.]

[pettymuch]

[ At least he got a little glimpse of all that body before she covers his eyes. Any comment he would have made, though, is cut off by some sputtering as the water floods down over the rest of his face. Better tilt his head back. ]

[erbe]

[She can't help herself. Tohsaka laughs a little at his misfortune before telling him to keep his eyes closed as her hand moves from covering them to tilt his chin back.]

Literally everything.

[Though his pathetic-ness has its own charm to it. Once his hair is rinsed she'll shut the showerhead water off. With her hair still up in a ponytail only the tips have gotten wet, so she may just skip her hair altogether and take a proper shower in the morning. Though she will want to wash her skin.]