Double D'd up, on a Thursday afternoon. Hella stacked.

[cuntryroads]

RATE THAT CHEST MEME

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

Comments

[pettymuch]

.......

How have you never seen a horror flick?? You're not too scared, are you? Cause you can curl up to me if you get nervous!

[erbe]

I just assumed they'd be ridiculous, really.

[pettymuch]

Those are the best kind!

[ Who doesn't love a good B movie! ]

But I've got a lot you could choose from. There's gotta be something that would scare you.

[erbe]

Yeah? I'd like to see you try.

[RIP Tohsaka when she leaps from the couch at a jump-scare.]

[pettymuch]

[ He snickers a bit deviously. ]

Challenge accepted! Okay, so what things don't scare you?

[erbe]

I would say most things, really. After all, reality is truly more gruesome than fairytales.

[pettymuch]

Not every horror movie is about supernatural stuff. There's plenty that just show how fucked up some people can be...

[ Those are the scariest, in his opinion. ]

But, you said 'most' things. So there's something you're not telling me about!

[erbe]

I don't think anything I'm concerned about is "horror movie" quality.

[pettymuch]

What does that even mean?? You're just trying to get out of a movie night with me.

[erbe]

I don't believe living up to a family name that has had a legacy within the Mages Association is something that would make for a nail-biting horror movie.

[Fine!!! Does he get it now?]

[pettymuch]

That doesn't count. It's definitely a shitty thing to have to live with, but it's not spooky or anything.

[erbe]

Exactly! So there's nothing that comes to mind when I think of what would scare me.

[pettymuch]

[ oh she's no fun at all. ]

...fine. What genre do you hate?

[erbe]

Romantic dramas or comedies, perhaps.

[She'd much rather read that type of material than watch it.]

[pettymuch]

That's what we're watching, then.

[erbe]

So you like having your mouth tit-less.

[pettymuch]

Dammit, you have the upper hand on everything!!

[erbe]

Would you like me to pretend that I don't? Do you want me to beg?

[pettymuch]

...beg me to...make you watch a movie??

1/2

[erbe]

[This man must only have two halves of one braincell to rub together, she thinks.]

[erbe]

[Time to jumpstart those nerve endings! Tohsaka leans herself against him. Pulling her arms in close to make her look even smaller than she already is so he can feel Big, and then she looks up to him.]

Oh, Bandou, please. I can't take it anymore. I need to feel your mouth hot and wet against my skin~

[pettymuch]

[ It's all a game, he knows that. Just like when she spoke dirty to him that first time. But this is completely flipped. She's taken on the role of the submissive partner, he's just gotta grab this opportunity before she changes her mind!

Convenient that she's so petite. Bandou's able to hoist her up, legs settled around his waist, with zero effort. Then he's whisking her off up the stairs. ]

My bedroom or yours?

[erbe]

[Tohsaka yelps when he lifts her like that, and on instinct she clings to him as if for dear life. Good thing he wears layers, or her nails would be making marks through his shirt.]

S—Seriously!?

[pettymuch]

You said please~! I'm just rewarding a good girl with what she wants!

[ Since she didn't choose, he turns into his room. Better to adhere to the 'dont go in my room' rule. Tohsaka's plopped down onto the bed and not a second later, Bandou's crawled up to hover over her. His grin is playful and eager as he steadies himself on one hand, and slips his shades off with the other. ]

[erbe]

[How dare he call her "good girl" and then take off the sunglasses. Tohsaka's gaze averts to the side as any protest she once has dies away in her throat. Normally she'd insist he'd be the one on his back, but...

Instead her hands grope at his chest to find the zipper to his hoodie (or, one of them at least) and start pulling it down.]

So you do like me to beg.