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bakerstreet2023-01-12 01:46 pm
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Double D'd up, on a Thursday afternoon. Hella stacked.

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!
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You want everyone to know you're mine huh?
[ The thought of it fuels him.
His tongue traces down the length of her neck, slowly, savoring the taste and scent of her skin. But the nape of her neck doesn't get nearly as gentle a touch. Teeth latch onto the sensitive spot and he grunts possessively. ]
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Meanwhile her hands find purchase on his top, and upon grabbing the fabric she tries to pull it off.]
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Sitting up on his knees, he flings his hoodie aside before pulling the undershirt over his head. It's discarded in just the same manner, as the only thing that deserves his attention right now is her.
He leans back down, ignoring the reddened mark and instead presses his lips hard against hers. Hopefully she won't shove him away this time. ]
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Which is why her arms curl around him so that her well-manicured nails can rake down his back leaving red in their wake.]
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His head tilts just enough that their mouths can fully connect. He grants her tongue access to his own, giving small nips at her lower lip between each successive kiss. And when her nails scratch at his skin, he groans deeply. ]
Take your shirt off for me, too.
[ He speaks his request hot against her lips when they finally part, then sits up once more to allow her the room to comply. ]
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Like this, he'll see some definition on her. The muscles of her abs working when she uses her core to sit up just enough to remove her top, or the muscles in her arm that only reveal when they flex behind her to undo her bra strap.
Tohsaka looks small and soft, and really she is on the surface, but under that layer of girly fat that keeps her looking smooth are the muscles of a girl who has been physically active nearly all her life.]
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Still a perfect ten, so far!
[ He teases, resting his hands at her waist and squeezing gently. He's already quite hard and has to resist grinding himself against her. Instead, he lets his hands explore her torso, palms tracing her slender frame until they reach her breasts. Certainly he's going to have his taste, but for the moment he wants simply touch, roll them in his hands, tease against her nipples, see the lustful expression her face takes on. He wants the visual locked in his mind, as he definitely won't be able to witness it once his face is buried between her tits. ]
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Honestly she almost wished he was grinding against her. Something else to focus on other than having all the attention at the part of her she's least confident about. It was her sister who had all the luck in the breast department.
Yet still Bandou seems enthralled by them. His praise making her skin burn with heat as her hands grip at his thighs to steady herself.]
A-ah... Well, I suppose it can't be helped... they did make you feel good.
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All of you made me feel good. Not just your tits.
[ Like the rush of confidence he's getting just from making her body flush all over. He can't help smiling at her while he leans down for one more kiss. And when they part from that, he nudges her chin up with his nose, kissing along her jawline, down towards the mark he left earlier. It's practically camouflaged now, lurking under the blush that's spread across her. But he tracks it down and resurfaces it with a few more nips of his teeth. ]
Can you beg me for it again? I did really like that.
[ He peers up at her, lingering over her chest, just a breath away from one of those stiffened nubs. This truly is a test of his self control! ]
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Please, [her voice is weaker than before, but also thickened with actual lust this time] complete your inspection. I — I want you to taste me.
[Oh, she hates this! (She doesn't) She'd rather be the one leading! (She likes both). But this isn't so bad. He hasn't said anything stupid or made a petty complaint in a while. So maybe this is good? Tohsaka lifts one of her hands from his thigh and runs it though his hair.]
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His lips start by kissing down her sternum. A bit of a tease, but moreso he wants to feel her breasts press against his cheeks when he squeezes them close. Even if they're on the smaller side, they're unbelievably soft and the scent lingering on her skin from whatever moisturizer she uses only heightens their pleasantness. He could probably fall asleep right now, with her chest as his pillow, if he didn't have such an incredible hard on.
No, he's here to taste. With the briefest hum againt her skin, he finally takes his first lick, circling around one stiff nipple before latching on. He's not rough with it, as he was with her neck, instead massaging the mound while he sucks gently. When he switches to the other, his fingers make certain the first isn't forgotten, with short twists that are lubricated by his lingering saliva. ]
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It's gotten to the point where Tohsaka clearly cannot hide how wound up he makes her. Nervously she swallows. When she speaks it's more timid than her usual confidence.]
B—Bandou...
[Fingers curl and make a fist in his hair. Holding desperately to him.]
Verdict?
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11/10!
[ He grins. Gotta keep up the format of his rating system, dork that he is. But after that, it quickly subdues into a warm, genuine smile. ]
I mean it. I think they're perfect how they are.
[ Bandou's always wanted to hear the same for himself. Seeing she wasn't as confident about them as other parts of her body, he wants her to know someone views her that way. ]
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Settling for what you can get, huh? Not a bad idea.
[The way he sits, though... she can see the evidence of his interest. The way it tents his pants some. It catches her attention, and the hand closest to it reaches to brush over his concealed erection.]
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[ Sorry, what was he saying? He wasn.t really expecting to get any sort of reciprocation. He figured she'd let him do his assessment, then kick him out of his own bedroom. So that touch, while very, very welcome, gets him to falter!
He moves his hips forward slightly, keeping her touch on him incase that's all she really was going to give him. ]
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I'll take care of this. Give me a few options to pick from.
[Meanwhile her free hand begins undoing any buttons or buckles or latches she might have to fight through.]
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Options? Uh... suck, jerk or fuck?
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What is your preference of the first two?
[The hand rubbing him lifts so that she can use both to help shimmy down his pants and boxers.]
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Suck, obviously!
[ It practically springs from his pants the moment it's given enough space to! Very eager to have Tohsaka's attention! ]
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[Maybe she'll be a little more thorough this time.]
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I'll be generous today, so don't worry too much about holding back.
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So I can fuck your throat if I want?
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Yeah, yeah. I'll endure it just this once ♥
[Not that she actually particularly minds being treated rough like that. She loves getting to experience someone lose themselves or get overwhelmed by pleasure. The vulnerability that comes with a hard climax that's usually involved is worth it, she thinks.]
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Awesome. Maybe you should take your ribbons off now so I don't mess them up.
[ Look how gentlemanly he's being! ]
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watch her get a virus from a porn site it'll be all his fault; guaranteed modern limewire victim
oh god. i apologize for him in advance
heheheh
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