Double D'd up, on a Thursday afternoon. Hella stacked.

[cuntryroads]

RATE THAT CHEST MEME

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

Comments

[pettymuch]

You know exactly what I want. I think I should get something to work with.

[ as if the moment she agrees to fool around he won't just give her whatever she wants. ]

[erbe]

Actually, I'm a little fuzzy on that. Are you trying to become my friend, or just get laid again?

[pettymuch]

Both. I thought that was pretty obvious. A friends with benefits thing.

[erbe]

[Tohsaka wishes to put her foot down and insist he can't have both, but... in the end all she can muster up is a sigh.]

Like I said, I'll consider it. So what about you? Are you going to let me rate yours?

[pettymuch]

Fine. [ He'll huff right back. ]

You can if you want, but I want just as detailed a report!

[ a few zippers and buttons later and she'll get a reminder of what his skinny, branded front looks like. ]

[erbe]

Oh, but how do you expect me to do that? It's not as if I ever fucked your chest. Should I invite someone else in on the study to come on your pecs?

[And even if she's hamming it up and faking him out, she is staring. He's... spindly. Thin and not well toned. But there's some charm to it in its own way. It's comforting knowing she could pick him up and toss him with ease.]

1/2

[pettymuch]

...you're into that?

[pettymuch]

Ah-- I mean-!!

[ Why the fuck did he stop and consider that option for a moment?? ]

Y-you can use different criteria!

[erbe]

[Oh~? What was that?]

My, my. Did I get you to consider it? Does Saburouta want someone to make a mess of his chest?

[pettymuch]

No! I don't think so...

[ Tohsaka may have been the last person he wanted to find out he's been super confused and questioning what he likes lately. ]

Dammit! That has nothing to do with this, okay!

[erbe]

[Ah, two bisexuals manifesting their inherent disaster nature in separate ways.]

Are you sure? I could treat your nipples like a girl's for a bit and we can see how you feel after that?

[pettymuch]

[ this is the first sexual invitation he might actually turn down! ]

You can just give me one rating.

[ at this point, he's not sure he could flush any darker. He awkwardly rebuttons all the different layers of clothing. ]

[erbe]

Five. They aren't toned, nor are they big. But with your skin tone I bet your nipples turn a cute pink color when teased.

[pettymuch]

I gave you a ten even though yours aren't big!

[ yes he's being petty over her scoring higher, even though he has complete control over his rating for her. But it's a great way to get attention off how flustered he is. Hopefully. ]

[erbe]

And I said you were exaggerating! Besides, you won't even let me play with yours.

[As such she's at a disadvantage.]

[pettymuch]

I wasn't exaggerating! You have amazing tits!

[ so much for his diversion. ]

And I can't let you play with my nipples after getting that image in my head!

[erbe]

—So that's what it is! You're scared that you'll want to give a titjob! Don't worry, you'd have to plump up for that to be appealing. Hahaha, maybe you should save up and buy yourself a dildo to suck on.

[Tohsaka doesn't own any toys of her own, but the thought is tempting. Especially with the idea of shutting Bandou up by stuffing his mouth full of strap.]

[pettymuch]

[ can he please just retreat entirely into his hoodie? ]

I don't want to suck dick!

1/2

[erbe]

[Okay, okay. She can't push that too much further or else he'll continually reject it out of spite. So she laughs at his refusal, but doesn't tease him on that any longer.]

[erbe]

[Instead she'll pivot and continue teasing elsewhere! Tohsaka closes the distance between them, and plays with his hoodie's zipper.]

Would you rather suck something else, then?

[pettymuch]

[ god she's good at playing him. His head tilts down, making it obvious he's looking at her chest despite his shades still being on. ]

If it's on you, yeah.

[erbe]

I've changed my consideration into an approval. I'll indulge you for enduring all that so well~ ♥

[But when she grabs hold of the hoodie zipper she pulls it all the way up.]

When we're in private quarters, of course.

[pettymuch]

[ as exciting as that news is, there's the smallest sound of disappointment as she teases him with that zipper move. ]

So tonight, right?

[erbe]

Yes, if you behave. Can you do that?

[She'll push the middle of his sunglasses up the bridge of his nose.]

[pettymuch]

Yeah of course I can! As long as you don't go making up rules without telling me.