Double D'd up, on a Thursday afternoon. Hella stacked.

[cuntryroads]

RATE THAT CHEST MEME

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

Comments

[erbe]

And if it were the other way around? If I stole you away? Would you leap at the chance or insist on staying with them?

[Tohsaka thinks she knows the answer. There is absolutely no guaranteed benefit of running away with someone who acts like you're a complete bother. Not only that, but when he's not being a petty brat he really seems to care about his fellowship.]

[pettymuch]

If you were gonna force me to leave them, I'd know you weren't the one.

[erbe]

I'd never force you anyway. Trying to lug a man to London kicking and screaming is not my idea of a good time.

[pettymuch]

I wouldn't be kicking and screaming...

[ Says the man who just had a mini tantrum and is now pouting. ]

I'd just tell you no.

[erbe]

If I truly wanted you that bad there's nothing you could do to stop me.

[pettymuch]

That also means, if you didn't want me at all, I'd be gone already. So you must want me at least a little bit.

[ That gets a little bit of a smile out of him again. ]

[erbe]

Of course. If you were worthless I wouldn't have you take up space on my estate.

[pettymuch]

Thanks?

[ Sounded like a half compliment. Or he's at least gonna take it that he's more than just someone handy to have around for any chores she needs done. Looking it at it that way will improve his mood a little. ]

[erbe]

You're welcome. There are worse people to have around, after all. I don't hate having you in my house.

[pettymuch]

Do you like me enough to watch a movie tonight? Before, the real fun!

[erbe]

[What she wants to say is "no". What comes out of her mouth is:]

What kind of movie?

[pettymuch]

Do you like horror movies?

[erbe]

I haven't watched one.

[They're probably silly, she thinks. Like how vampires came to be because of magi who would steal mana from others by taking their blood.]

[pettymuch]

.......

How have you never seen a horror flick?? You're not too scared, are you? Cause you can curl up to me if you get nervous!

[erbe]

I just assumed they'd be ridiculous, really.

[pettymuch]

Those are the best kind!

[ Who doesn't love a good B movie! ]

But I've got a lot you could choose from. There's gotta be something that would scare you.

[erbe]

Yeah? I'd like to see you try.

[RIP Tohsaka when she leaps from the couch at a jump-scare.]

[pettymuch]

[ He snickers a bit deviously. ]

Challenge accepted! Okay, so what things don't scare you?

[erbe]

I would say most things, really. After all, reality is truly more gruesome than fairytales.

[pettymuch]

Not every horror movie is about supernatural stuff. There's plenty that just show how fucked up some people can be...

[ Those are the scariest, in his opinion. ]

But, you said 'most' things. So there's something you're not telling me about!

[erbe]

I don't think anything I'm concerned about is "horror movie" quality.

[pettymuch]

What does that even mean?? You're just trying to get out of a movie night with me.

[erbe]

I don't believe living up to a family name that has had a legacy within the Mages Association is something that would make for a nail-biting horror movie.

[Fine!!! Does he get it now?]

[pettymuch]

That doesn't count. It's definitely a shitty thing to have to live with, but it's not spooky or anything.

[erbe]

Exactly! So there's nothing that comes to mind when I think of what would scare me.