Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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Futaba Sakura • Persona 5 • ota

[necrocosmic]

( ooc ; misfires encouraged. not p5r compliant yet! )

[subject_f]

[ Hey wanna see a girl with huge knockers?

Well here's her huge knockers. ]

So how do you like that???

[necrocosmic]

[ Uhhhh... maybe if she knew the person these knockers belong to??? But she doesn’t so it’s gonna be a yikes from her. ]

So, I THINK YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!!!! SORRY!! I DIDN’T LOOK!! Uh, FOR LONG ANYWAY!

[subject_f]

[ Oh. ]

You will be an enemy of the state if you share this with anyone else.

Also hi thank you for being good about my horrible mistake.

[ So that short text took like five minutes of crying and freaking out. ]

[necrocosmic]

[ Wow, just gonna come straight out the gate with a threat, huh? She didn’t ask for this! ]

You’d have to find me first.

But don’t worry, I’m not interested in your boobs. You should be more careful with those, you know. Especially if you’re going to threaten the people you accidentally send them to.

[subject_f]

[ Be thankful this isn't her dear best friend Kaguya. ]

Sounds like a challenge 🤷‍♀️

what you aren't interested at all though?

[necrocosmic]

[ The sound of amusement she makes at her phone screen is an ugly snort of laughter. Yeah, okay, strange boob lady. Go ahead and try to hack the hacker. ]

...No, this is weird.

I’m going to go now. If I could send your boobs back to you, I would, but I’ll just scrub them from my phone instead, so like I said, don’t worry.

[subject_f]

[ THIS IS GOOD but she still feels kind of insulted. ]

Luckily I still have them lol

I'll try not to send you anything else weird.

[necrocosmic]

ERROR: 659830
YOUR MESSAGE FAILED TO SEND.
THE RECIPIENT NUMBER IS DISCONNECTED.

[ In typical Alibaba fashion, Futaba deleted the number. And the boobs. ]

[skulleon]

[ this is not the selca you're looking for; it's better than being sent to the group chat, but not that much! why double-check which notification you clicked on when you can just go for it? ]

You sure it's better in blue, though?
Kinda think you're just wantin' to get at what's underneath!

[necrocosmic]

[ First of all, she’s definitely already seen all the porn on Ryuji’s phone before. Second of all, she can guess who this was meant for. That said.......... NO, THIS WAS DEFINITELY NOT THE SELCA SHE WAS LOOKING FOR.

She needs a minute to compose herself over being accidentally flashed Ryuji’s crotch. And also to think about how she’s going to embarrass him. How long can she pretend to be Akira until he finally fucking reads who he’s messaging, that is the question. ]

You caught me. Blue is definitely my horny color.

[ Listen, she never said she was good at imitating Joker. ]

[skulleon]

[ wait, what? something feels off, but why try to scroll back through the chat history, either? it's probably ryuji's imagination, nothing more. ]

Huh? I thought you said red on red don't look good, that's all...

But hey, noted!

[necrocosmic]

[ Ryuji... buddy, pal... this is how you become the butt of every joke, my dude. ]

Well, it doesn’t look good.

Why are you stuffing your underwear though? Did you use tissues or what?

[skulleon]

[ since when does anyone accuse him of that?

fine! he wanted to follow by example, draw it out a little bit, but if it's really coming to this then ryuji doesn't have much of a choice in the matter. buddy, you asked for it, if you're wanting the goods so badly... ]

For real? You know damn well what I'm workin' with!

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[necrocosmic]

[ This... This took such a turn... Is she amused or is she traumatized? She can’t really decide but she’s flushing bright red behind her phone screen and her heart is hammering wildly behind her ribcage.

Sure, she’s seen the porn before, but that was a while ago, before he was taking pictures of his penis and sending them to people apparently. Her mind is a frantic cacophony of “RYUJIDICKRYUJIDICKRYUJIDICKRYUJIDICK” screaming. No, no! This is bad! This is wrong!! She can’t do this anymore!! ]

DON’T SEND UNSOLICITED DICK PICS!!!!!

[skulleon]

[ unsolicited? but didn't he— ]

Make up your damn mind! You're the one who told me to strip in the first place!!

The hell did you expect!?

[ this isn't...how most of his pictures goes down, but ryuji still hasn't checked his contacts yet... ]

[necrocosmic]

[ OMIGOD, RYUJI, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!? Futaba is still having a slight panic attack and a gigantic moral conflict here. ]

I AM NOT AKIRA!!!

[hearttaking]

Are you awake?

[He says, followed by him texting her a picture of the new Featherman R set. The pricey die cast ones. But its not a screenshot, its a real picture. And his room is in the background of the picture.]

now this is high quality porn

[necrocosmic]

[ Do you hear that, Akira? That’s the sound of Futaba screaming in utter glee in her room down the street. There’s a small nuclear explosion going on over there as she realizes she definitely knows that bedroom in the background. ]

I am now!!

[ She’s kidding. She’s always awake at this hour. Prime recon hours are between midnight and 2 am for her. It used to be midnight to 4 am but she’s been working on her nocturnal tendencies. ]

he knows the way to her heart, as expected of him

[hearttaking]

[The most shocking thing that could have happened was her having gone to sleep at a decent hour.]

I picked these up earlier today. The person that initially pre-ordered them never picked them up. So I was wondering if you have any idea what I should do with them?

considering he helped fixed it, he better know

[necrocosmic]

[ She has the itchiest hands right now. Her nose is practically pressed right up to the screen of her phone as she types away furiously. ]

Well, as a matter of fact, I do have one idea. But it involves at least one of us leaving our rooms in the dead of night to accomplish. It might be a perilous journey.

[hearttaking]

[He's sure if she could reach through the phone and grab them, they would already be gone right now.]

Hmm. I think that you could survive such a perilous journey. A certain Gatekeeper might not be happy to catch me sneak over to you.

[necrocosmic]

[ Hmmm... her leave the house at night... Well, he makes a good case. Whether it’s Morgana or Sojiro himself, Akira going anywhere right now is bound to raise some alarms. She, on the other hand, does not have a cat that tells her to go to bed and she can slip by Sojiro’s room and out the door pretty efficiently as long as she knows he’s fast asleep.

Normally, she would probably take longer to consider this, to weigh her options and to fight off the initial panic that still arises at the prospect of going outside, but there are expensive figures she’s been painfully pining for waiting for her (oh, and also Akira, of course) so... ]

Okay. Ten minutes.

Maybe fifteen.

Just hold on.

[ She needs to get dressed and still find out if Sojiro is asleep. ]

[hearttaking]

[He knows where he stands vs expensive figures. But he likes to think that the figures only edge him out slightly. He also knows they are enough to get her to come out, even if she still has difficulties with that sometimes. And of course she wouldn't want to wait until tomorrow to get them.]

Okay. I left the door unlocked.[Because he knew he'd be able to entice her to come over.]

[necrocosmic]

[ He’s not wrong. Figures are nice, but she can’t hide behind them and feel safe when her anxiety starts acting up, for example. They can’t give good hugs. They can’t listen to her worries and insecurities and reassure her. They don’t fight alongside her and remind her that she can be strong and brave for the sake of something bigger than herself either.

Expensive figures are super great, but they’re not Akira.

And to be honest, if they were in the possession of anyone but his, she probably would have just waited until daytime. Not that... he needs to know that right now. Or ever. It’s advantageous to not show your whole hand and if he keeps thinking he has a better chance of bribing her outside with gifts, then that’s two motivators she has and two are always better.

So she slips down the hallway of her and Sojiro’s home and pulls on her boots, then sneaks outside as quietly and carefully as she can, locking the door behind her. The initial spike of fear is mild but it still makes her uneasy, but rather than immediately turning tail back inside the house, she takes off for Leblanc at a sprint. The quicker she gets there and to Akira, the quicker she’ll feel better. ]