Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[subject_f]

[ Be thankful this isn't her dear best friend Kaguya. ]

Sounds like a challenge 🤷‍♀️

what you aren't interested at all though?

[necrocosmic]

[ The sound of amusement she makes at her phone screen is an ugly snort of laughter. Yeah, okay, strange boob lady. Go ahead and try to hack the hacker. ]

...No, this is weird.

I’m going to go now. If I could send your boobs back to you, I would, but I’ll just scrub them from my phone instead, so like I said, don’t worry.

[subject_f]

[ THIS IS GOOD but she still feels kind of insulted. ]

Luckily I still have them lol

I'll try not to send you anything else weird.

[necrocosmic]

ERROR: 659830
YOUR MESSAGE FAILED TO SEND.
THE RECIPIENT NUMBER IS DISCONNECTED.

[ In typical Alibaba fashion, Futaba deleted the number. And the boobs. ]

[subject_f]

[ WHO THE HELL DID SHE SEND HER TITS TO THIS IS SCARY ]