Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[subject_f]

[ Hey wanna see a girl with huge knockers?

Well here's her huge knockers. ]

So how do you like that???

[necrocosmic]

[ Uhhhh... maybe if she knew the person these knockers belong to??? But she doesn’t so it’s gonna be a yikes from her. ]

So, I THINK YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!!!! SORRY!! I DIDN’T LOOK!! Uh, FOR LONG ANYWAY!

[subject_f]

[ Oh. ]

You will be an enemy of the state if you share this with anyone else.

Also hi thank you for being good about my horrible mistake.

[ So that short text took like five minutes of crying and freaking out. ]

[necrocosmic]

[ Wow, just gonna come straight out the gate with a threat, huh? She didn’t ask for this! ]

You’d have to find me first.

But don’t worry, I’m not interested in your boobs. You should be more careful with those, you know. Especially if you’re going to threaten the people you accidentally send them to.

[subject_f]

[ Be thankful this isn't her dear best friend Kaguya. ]

Sounds like a challenge 🤷‍♀️

what you aren't interested at all though?

[necrocosmic]

[ The sound of amusement she makes at her phone screen is an ugly snort of laughter. Yeah, okay, strange boob lady. Go ahead and try to hack the hacker. ]

...No, this is weird.

I’m going to go now. If I could send your boobs back to you, I would, but I’ll just scrub them from my phone instead, so like I said, don’t worry.

[subject_f]

[ THIS IS GOOD but she still feels kind of insulted. ]

Luckily I still have them lol

I'll try not to send you anything else weird.

[necrocosmic]

ERROR: 659830
YOUR MESSAGE FAILED TO SEND.
THE RECIPIENT NUMBER IS DISCONNECTED.

[ In typical Alibaba fashion, Futaba deleted the number. And the boobs. ]

[subject_f]

[ WHO THE HELL DID SHE SEND HER TITS TO THIS IS SCARY ]