Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[skulleon]

Your opinion's pretty damn clear!!
And plenty of people like my junk, lay off!

[necrocosmic]

Joker doesn’t count! He likes everyone!

[ Okay, maybe not to the point where he has the opportunity to ask them to call him by his codename in bed but she’s a little riled up. ]

Don’t worry! It’s scrubbed from my phone! If only I could scrub my mind!

[skulleon]

Says you, he likes me the most!

You think I wanna be reminded you're carrying that around with you forever? Jeez...

[ but he does feel bad, considering it's his mistake... ]

Look,
whaddya want from Akiba? I'll make it up to you!

[necrocosmic]

[ Ohhhh... Now this sounds like appropriate compensation... Ryuji should be careful though. This could also get expensive for him real quick. ]

I’m more upset you’d think I’d go plastering it around the internet. I only use my powers for good.

But there are some figures I’ve been looking at...

[skulleon]

I know you got all kinds of dirt on people...I don't wanna get on your bad side, that's all!

[ although if the whole world knew what he was packing...there's worse things in the end, probably. ]

Link 'em to me? I can at least scope it out!
That way you don't have to go anywhere!

[necrocosmic]

[ Please, she’s rueful enough that she gave him a momentary ego stroke about his size. He’d be completely insufferable if more people did it. The fate of the world is in her hands. She can’t let everyone down! ]

Okay, if you insist!

[ And of course they’re brand new Phoenix Ranger Featherman R figures. 1/8 scale. And yeah, they’re a little pricy, but not too bad, considering. They’re more than ¥10,000 online but in-store sales are always nicer for those willing to bargain hunt, so sending Ryuji to stake out the neighborhood shops does actually come in handy. ]