Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[skulleon]

[ seriously, who— ] ... [ ... ] ...

[ for a change, ryuji does as he's told. he looks real hard at the screen, at this conversation right now, at the abundant lack of a chat log.

wait, why isn't there

any







oh.

oh? ]

... [ the icon in the corner; he didn't notice... ]

THE HELL!? FREAKIN' FUTABA!!??

[ freakin' futaba. he's been had... ]

[necrocosmic]

YEAH, “FREAKIN’ FUTABA”. MAYBE CHECK TO SEE WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO BEFORE YOU JUST GO SENDING OUT YOUR TROUSER SNAKE!? YOU’RE GONNA TAKE SOMEONE’S EYE OUT LIKE THIS.

[skulleon]

[ okay, first of all! why take this long to say anything!

and second: ]

You,
uh




think it's that big???

[ is this a good thing? ]

1/2

[necrocosmic]

[ She just threw her phone across the room and dove into her bed, screaming into a pillow and blushing madly. GOD, RYUJI, WHY ARE YOU THE WAY THAT YOU ARE. ]

2/2

[necrocosmic]

[ So like, 30 minutes later and a knock from Sojiro to ask if she’s okay in there, Futaba has collected herself enough to retrieve her phone. ]

Wouldn’t Akira be upset we were talking about this? I know this is kinda my fault too, but I diDN’T THINK YOU WERE GONNA ACTUALLY SEND ONE TOTALLY NAKED. I didn’t mean to see Akira’s boyfriend’s dong!

[skulleon]

Pretty sure he'd just laugh his ass off...

[ this is futaba, after all. aren't these two practically family members, anyway? although having her hold on to such...private information is probably a little dangerous, now that ryuji thinks about it. ]

Look, whatever, just delete that shit! Don't go spreading it around!

[necrocosmic]

[ She doesn’t know whether to be insulted or relieved. Right, right, she’s the kid sister of the group, she gets that. Still...

She’s definitely insulted by the second thing though. ]

Who do you think I am!? I wouldn’t do that. And obviously not to you!

[skulleon]

Shuddup!! I'm just coverin' my ass!

[ literally, now, since sending his proper texts are obviously off the table now. this is going to be a weird conversation for later... ]

[necrocosmic]

[ Bold of you to assume this will ever be brought up again. ]

You ARE the ass.

[skulleon]

I said shuddup!! You're the one who didn't say nothing!!!!

[necrocosmic]

You’re the one who didn’t realize who you were talking to!! For all I knew, you could have actually meant to talk to me!

[skulleon]

Hell no! I'm not showing my goods to you!!

[ except he just did? ]

[necrocosmic]

[ Oh, she will be quick to point out the hypocrisy here. She tiny... but mighty. ]

Right, you’re only gonna ask my opinion on them!

And since they’re yours, they’re hardly goods!!

[ Mad? Who, her? Naaaaah... ]

[skulleon]

Your opinion's pretty damn clear!!
And plenty of people like my junk, lay off!

[necrocosmic]

Joker doesn’t count! He likes everyone!

[ Okay, maybe not to the point where he has the opportunity to ask them to call him by his codename in bed but she’s a little riled up. ]

Don’t worry! It’s scrubbed from my phone! If only I could scrub my mind!

[skulleon]

Says you, he likes me the most!

You think I wanna be reminded you're carrying that around with you forever? Jeez...

[ but he does feel bad, considering it's his mistake... ]

Look,
whaddya want from Akiba? I'll make it up to you!

[necrocosmic]

[ Ohhhh... Now this sounds like appropriate compensation... Ryuji should be careful though. This could also get expensive for him real quick. ]

I’m more upset you’d think I’d go plastering it around the internet. I only use my powers for good.

But there are some figures I’ve been looking at...

[skulleon]

I know you got all kinds of dirt on people...I don't wanna get on your bad side, that's all!

[ although if the whole world knew what he was packing...there's worse things in the end, probably. ]

Link 'em to me? I can at least scope it out!
That way you don't have to go anywhere!

[necrocosmic]

[ Please, she’s rueful enough that she gave him a momentary ego stroke about his size. He’d be completely insufferable if more people did it. The fate of the world is in her hands. She can’t let everyone down! ]

Okay, if you insist!

[ And of course they’re brand new Phoenix Ranger Featherman R figures. 1/8 scale. And yeah, they’re a little pricy, but not too bad, considering. They’re more than ¥10,000 online but in-store sales are always nicer for those willing to bargain hunt, so sending Ryuji to stake out the neighborhood shops does actually come in handy. ]