What if we were together? j/k, j/k...unless-

[shonenjump]

"FAKE" FAKE DATING MEME aka 'fake turned real' Whether you're trying to make someone else jealous, trying to save a stranger from a creep on the subway, doing a spy mission, running a con, trying to get your parents off your back about being single at a holiday dinner, or any number of other reasons, fake relationships are a hugely popular trope. From there, the hook that sinks downward is that the best laid plans go awry; what started off as pretend turns all too real. Of course, that'd never happen to you, right? ...rrrrrriiiiight? • Top level your character. Include any details you might think are relevant. • Reply to other people's top levels! • Have fun!

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Chie Satonaka | Persona 4 | OTA

[chchchchie]

Re: Chie Satonaka | Persona 4 | OTA

[heavensmostwanted]

[Ooc: up for a half-demon? And any kind of person she would wanna make jealous?]

marta cabrera | knives out | m/f

[vomito]

lara jean covey | to all the boys i've loved before

[yakults]

[ ota age appropriate m/f. ]

alec í amasa of kerry - nightrunner series (m/m)

[yashel]

Ben Solo | Star Wars AU

[flyboytwopointoh]

Linhardt von Hevring | FE:3H | ota

[sleepyscholar]

Rey ✨ Star Wars

[goazon]

(timeline fudging and aus welcome)

Ezra Bridger | Star Wars | OTA

[lothal]

[Also down for regular fake dating with no feelings!]

Elektra Natchios | Netflix Daredevil

[tamethatfire]

[Fake date for thievery/murder/your mission]

miguel o'hara, marvel 616

[webcape]

( ota! )

keiichi maebara | higurashi no naku koro ni | m/f

[keichan]

[ This was probably a great idea and absolutely nothing has gone wrong at all! ]

[penalizing]

[ To her credit, Mion was aware that this was a terrible idea from the beginning - and even if she hadn't, Rena and Shion hadn't made any secret that they were afraid it would end with one or both of them getting hurt. Pretending to date the boy she actually has feelings for? Yeah, it's pretty much guaranteed heartache.

But her family's starting to put a lot of pressure on her to start thinking about marriage. She's getting older, and since she hasn't had any serious romantic relationships, it's time to start arranging one for her for the future. And while she's not exactly opposed to that idea in theory, Mion would rather wait a few years before making that big a decision. There's still a part of her hoping that she'll fall in love and get married that way.

So, in an effort to appease her family and show them that she's at least dating, and not doomed to become a spinster, she's roped Kei-chan into posing as her boyfriend as a favor. Which, of course, means going on fake, very-public dates in order to spread the news of her relationship around town, preferably in front of as many of her relatives as possible.

She's dropping by his house as planned, to collect him for their first attempt. She knocks on the door, hoping it's Kei-chan that answers and not his folks. She's not sure how much Kei-chan wants them to know about this, and she's already inconveniencing him enough as-is. ]

widowmaker | overwatch

[webmistress]

[ characters well over 21 will work best with her. ]

debbie eagan | GLOW

[ragepies]

[ m/f. maybe fake dating for a wrestling storyline? or fake dating outside the ring? bring it on. ]

The Iron Bull | Dragon Age: Inquisition

[inachinashop]

(He wouldn’t be the one to start the fake dating thing but he would absolutely go with it if anyone asked him to.)

[boon]

[ if there's one lesson fig has retained in this short second (?) life of his, it's that size matters. perhaps not always in the lewd ways such a phrase is normally associated with, but in every other aspect of his life he's come to learn that luck seems to follow those with more of a gravitational pull towards them.

in this case: trouble seems to steer pretty clear of someone who looks like they could knock said trouble out with a single flick of the wrist.

today's trouble comes in the form of a small group of men, larger than fig, but considerably less so than the man fig immediately seeks out amidst the crowd of merchants and market-goers. ]

Oh, darling! There you are... I wondered where you'd run off to~

[ his lithe form allows him to slide right up to bull without any difficulty, slipping his arm through the man's and pressing up against him with a familiarity that surely cannot be faked. (and yet...)

the group of men he'd been evading (three in total, but with enough anger for maybe five) are pushing their way through the crowd to get to fig, but all come to a hesitant stop when they spot who he's with.

fig, meanwhile, looks up at bull with fluttering lashes and a saccharine-sweet smile. just roll with it... ]

Jyn Erso | Rogue One | OTA

[wherehopegoes]

Cassia Andor | Rogue One | OTA

[yo_me_rezo]

Essa Erso-Andor | Rogue One OC | OTA

[theresalways_hope]

Waka | Okami | OTA

[prophecying]

[ He's a high-ranking public servant, so this could be trying to get nobles and socialites off his back for not courting anyone his entire career. If you've got your own ideas, I'm all ears! ]

[mewtation]

[ thankfully, Lucky (and what kind of an ironic name is that for a nekomata) was absolutely the right choice for a partner-in-crime. despite the fact that the two of them should by all rights be on opposing sides, he hadn't so much as hesitated when Waka had called in his favor, and has so far expressed no shame and no compunctions about acting the role of his extremely enamoured paramour as convincingly as possible.

...unfortunately, this has caused some slight complications. ]

While I'm sorry your plan hasn't entirely worked for removing attention from you, I can't entirely regret that. I've never had a fanclub before.

[ because what else would happen when you put two attractive flirts very visibly together?

and of course, he doesn't actually "sound" sorry at all. he certainly doesn't look it, having stolen every soft thing present in the inn room they're currently staying in to sprawl out on. ]

Lissa | Fire Emblem Awakening | OTA

[partyhats]

[ But more interested in girls and figuring out sexuality stuff here. ]

steve rogers | mcu

[oldefashioned]

[ preferences in journal, open to m/m and m/f. ]

[protectoroftheskies]

[Interested in a Carol? Maybe she needed his help for some kind of mission off-planet? I'm up for whatever!]

Dr. Robotnik | Sonic Movie | OTA 18+

[evilgrows]

[this is the absolute WORST kind of government assignment IN THE UNIVERSE. NOW WHO INVENTED EMOTION]

Misty Day | AHS: Coven | OTA

[shadowsran]

[Ever d dedicated helper, what she lacks in acting experience she makes up for in heart. Actually-just-platonic or romantic are both good, as are crosscanon/aus/assumed cr.]

Princess Serenity / Sailor Moon / M/F or Futa/F

[moonbunnyusako]

Carol Danvers | MCU

[protectoroftheskies]

[Absolutely up for fake dating for some kind of mission. Canon and cross-canon welcome. Preferences in journal for shipping but also fine with gen fake dating.]

lorenz hellman gloucester | fire emblem three houses | m/m

[hotproblems]

[audeer]

[ Day four of pretending he's dating a humanised peacock and Claude is starting to get into the swing of things with this peculiar investigate and uncover the bandit gang mission.

At some point over the past few days, all the frustration inherent in dealing with Lorenz changed to something else, leaving Claude with a strange kind of enjoyment. Don't misunderstand! Tea time with Lorenz is still padded out with boasting and criticism. A real recipe for frustration in anyone other than the man himself. Only now Claude focuses less on what Lorenz says and more on how Lorenz's voice sounds, how his lips move and how his eyes light up whenever he speaks with genuine passion.

The Lorenz Show is at its best when he's at least a little irritated though, and Claude has just the topic to bring up over their third tea time of the day. ]

So, a gang of bandits who only target noble couples... Is Gloucester territory always this quirky?

[ Claude flashes that smirk across the table, practically daring Lorenz to defend the nature of this mission or his territory's honour. He picks up his cup of tea, hoping to top off his teasing with a cup draining gulp... but he's taken by surprise. The cup of tea Lorenz poured for him earlier has gone cold. Just how long has he been listening to Lorenz? ]