is it hot in here or is the floor LAVA

[memeorabilia]

Just share the damn bed with me.


For whatever reason, the floor is an unacceptable place to sleep. It's messy, the dog is there, THE FLOOR IS LAVA, there's flooding, feels weird, or it's too dirty to walk on. Who cares why it's not acceptable, it just isn't! Normally, that's not an issue, but tonight you have a friend over. Maybe it's the safest place, maybe it's hurricane season and your house is the only one out of the path of the storm. Are they mooching off you? Stop trying to figure out the details! Just get over it and share the bed with that person! Sexy times are not required. Intimacy is not required. Just share the damn bed already.


Do you need options? DO YOU? Here! Have some options!

1. It's late. You're tired. Too tired to drive and THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
2. It's late. You're drunk. Too drunk. Honestly, how did you drink that much and not die? Should we take you to the hospital? Here, just stay in this bed with me. No, you can't sleep on the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
3. It's early. You thought you'd just come by and visit but you can barely function. The bed seems inviting. Guess what, you're invited into the bed! Yes. The bed. Not the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
4. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE? CUDDLING IS OKAY. And yes, the floor is lava.
5. WILDCARD. Just figure out a reason why you need to share the bed. But don't forget: the floor is lava!
6. The Crack Fun Insane Option - Actually play the Floor is Lava Game!! Move about the room without touching the floor... because the floor is seriously lava.

Comments

sam winchester ✘ supernatural

[hollowly]

[unmarkedman]

[ Ohai there, mind sharing the bed? ]

steve rogers | mcu | ota

[abide]

[adamantiumbub]

[ With these two, the floor could legitimately be lava. ]

John Constantine | Constantine/DCU | OTA gen or m/m shipping

[hellboundheart]

[something_else]

[ Would Constantine mind sharing his bed with Ollie? ]

Coco Adel ♦ RWBY ♦ M/F - OTA castmates.

[chocolategunslinger]

Big Boss || MGSV || ota

[legendary_soldier]

2... because we need more threads right?

[yer_pretty_good]

[There's nothing wrong with a little celebrating, except when Ocelot tries to drink enough to outdo John, which often leads to so much drinking. So.. much.. drinking.. He hasn't actually put away that many shots in a long time. Normally, he likes to be a little more in control of himself. In his line of work, he's always got to be on his toes.

But not tonight. This is a celebration of the return of Big Boss, and Ocelot will be damned if he doesn't treat it like the occasion it is.

Until they're staggering back to their rooms, anyway.]

I'm not conced... concedin' you won or anything. I just.. lost count.

[But if he hadn't lost count, he's sure he would've finished more shots than his friend he's got an arm around and is trying not to stagger in to.]

Kylo Ren | Star Wars

[darthvaderfanboy]

I KNOW I OWE YOU ANOTHER TAG BUT

[swindlings]

[ han comforting and holding his son before he has to leave and train to be a jedi............. ]

Doug Witter | Dawson's Creek

[glasscloset]

((M/M for anything smutty/shipping.))

general hux | star wars

[hux]

2

[darthvaderfanboy]

[Who's bed is this? Kylo's? Hux's? He can't remember. After the amount he's consumed, it's a wonder Kylo Ren can still remember his own name. All he knows is that this is a very comfy bed and he'll be damned if he has to move. If that means sharing the bed with the smarmy ginger, so be it. He's already made himself quite at home and props himself up on one arm to look at the general. Hux doesn't look happy with the sleeping arrangements, but then, he rarely looks happy about anything.]

It's either here or the floor. Your pick.

Inigo | Fire Emblem: Awakening | OTA

[manhandled]

Kagami Taiga | KnB

[jordans]

2!

[shadowtolight]

[It isn't every day Kuroko feels the need to lean against something or someone. Especially if there wasn't a rigorous practice pushing him past his limits. He doesn't even look particularly worn out. No, he looks much the same as he usually does, aside from the light flush to his face and his sudden need for support.]

Kagami-kun. I have something very important to tell you.

Naoto Shirogane - Persona 4

[shiroganeheir]

Jacob Frye {Assassin's Creed} OTA

[hoodedreprobate]

[goddamnitkid]

[You're getting arms wrapped around your waist from the pile of quilts and duvets on the bed, Jacob.]

Where're you goin'? [Comes a sleepy voice.] Taking all the warmth... [A sad, sleepy voice.]

Hawke | Dragon Age | OTA

[da_champion]

Rock Lee | Naruto

[niceguypose]

[m/f for shipping, no smut.]

[tuishou]

[ Hi again! Feel like throwing these two into this special brand of hell? ]

Q | James Bond

[cleverlittleq]

[m/m for shipping, ota for gen.]

Giovanni Rammsteiner | DOGS: Bullets & Carnage | OTA

[ofobedience]

Aria Trevelyan | Dragon Age

[spirit_blade]

[m/f for ships. ota for general shenanigans.]

[battlemaged]

He knew morning had come; the sun was teasing at his eyelids, almost daring him to open them so its rays could play unholy havoc with his pupils. Hawke muttered something sour and refused, turning his head to burrow it further into the plush pillows. It was cool, but his left side was oddly very warm, and the warm something was currently lying on his now-tingling left arm and didn't seem to be in a moving sort of mood. Further drowsy investigation brought closely-past events to mind, and Hawke did open his eyes then, as he realized just where he was. Skyhold. Upstairs. The Inquisitor's quarters. And the soft, warm something currently plastered against his bare left side was the Inquisitor herself, still asleep and clutching his torso in a tightly possessive grip. Granted, this wasn't the first time Hawke had woken thus, but it was still a tad unsettling, seeing this particular view upon waking. A bit of inebriated fog still lingered, obscuring some of the more licentious recollections of the night previous, but Hawke figured bygones would be bygones and today was a new day entirely, right? Right.

Rey || Star Wars: The Force Awakens

[talentedscavenger]

[ooc: OTA for gen, and M/F for ships.]

Poe Dameron || Star Wars || OTA

[leiafanboy]

Mohammed Abdul | Jojo's Bizarre Adventure | ota

[tsktsk]

Shimizu Kiyoko || Haikyuu!!

[karasutenshi]

Haruka Tenoh | Sailor Moon | F/F for shippy

[actsmagnificent]

Minami Kaidou | Go! Princess Precure

[curemermaid]

( future ) trunks | dragon ball z

[futuretrunks]

Danae Lavellan | Dragon Age: Inquisition

[enasalin]

[Cast/canonmates for shippy stuff, OTA for gen.]