is it hot in here or is the floor LAVA

[memeorabilia]

Just share the damn bed with me.


For whatever reason, the floor is an unacceptable place to sleep. It's messy, the dog is there, THE FLOOR IS LAVA, there's flooding, feels weird, or it's too dirty to walk on. Who cares why it's not acceptable, it just isn't! Normally, that's not an issue, but tonight you have a friend over. Maybe it's the safest place, maybe it's hurricane season and your house is the only one out of the path of the storm. Are they mooching off you? Stop trying to figure out the details! Just get over it and share the bed with that person! Sexy times are not required. Intimacy is not required. Just share the damn bed already.


Do you need options? DO YOU? Here! Have some options!

1. It's late. You're tired. Too tired to drive and THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
2. It's late. You're drunk. Too drunk. Honestly, how did you drink that much and not die? Should we take you to the hospital? Here, just stay in this bed with me. No, you can't sleep on the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
3. It's early. You thought you'd just come by and visit but you can barely function. The bed seems inviting. Guess what, you're invited into the bed! Yes. The bed. Not the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
4. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE? CUDDLING IS OKAY. And yes, the floor is lava.
5. WILDCARD. Just figure out a reason why you need to share the bed. But don't forget: the floor is lava!
6. The Crack Fun Insane Option - Actually play the Floor is Lava Game!! Move about the room without touching the floor... because the floor is seriously lava.

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[shadowtolight]

[It isn't every day Kuroko feels the need to lean against something or someone. Especially if there wasn't a rigorous practice pushing him past his limits. He doesn't even look particularly worn out. No, he looks much the same as he usually does, aside from the light flush to his face and his sudden need for support.]

Kagami-kun. I have something very important to tell you.

[jordans]

[Kuroko leaning against him is, admittedly, a bit strange and out of the blue but ultimately not something that Kagami would buck him off for or even comment on. Besides, he's aware of just how many of those drinks Kuroko knocked back -- to let him faceplant in such a state would be the epitome of a dick move.]

Yeah? And whazzat?

[shadowtolight]

[Admittedly, what Kuroko's managed to drink would probably be nothing for someone that wasn't such a lightweight. It would have helped if he'd been able to eat more, but he'll just have to learn the hard way.

He looks up at Kagami, expression very serious.]

You're too tall.

[jordans]

[Well, Kagami did try to warn him that pouring vodka straight into his vanilla milkshakes was a bad idea but, yes, Kuroko will learn one way or another.]

Eh?

[Kagami's taken aback, unsure if he should be confused or disappointed or infuriated or what. He didn't expect a specific answer out of Kuroko, true, but things seemed so serious and yet...]

'Too tall'? For what?

[shadowtolight]

To ride this ride.

[He keeps up the completely serious face for all of five- five- seconds before his expression cracks and he abruptly starts giggling.

Not too far down from them, one of their friends lets out a loud whoop and soon there's money exchanging hands. Kuroko's face is slowly turning red, as if finally catching up to what he'd just said.]

[jordans]

...

...

Ku-ro-ko!! You little shit!

[Into the headlock Kuroko goes, with Kagami grinding his knuckles into the crown of the shorter boy's head. If he's aware of their friends relishing in their bet or in the underlying meaning of Kuroko's words, he doesn't give any indication.]

[shadowtolight]

Ka-!

[Kuroko gasps and tries to duck down lower, attempting to bat at Kagami's hand before going for a better method. Normally, a sharp-fingered jab in sensitive places could be expected at this point, but Kuroko's still laughing and too drunk to be that coordinated.

Instead, Kagami is treated to a sincere attempt at tickling.]

[1/3]

[jordans]

Bad enough when Izuki-senpai does it, now you too?!

[The noogie attacks continue until Kuroko slips a bit too low for Kagami to grab onto him. He almost reaches for him again. That is, he would have, if not for that feathery-light sensation along his flank.]

[2/3]

[jordans]

Hrrk--!!

[Shit, and it's moving over by his very sensitive stomach.]

[3/3]

[jordans]

Kuroko...

[By now, Kagami's doubling over, nearly crumpled down into a pathetic heap of suppressed laughter, tears, and pain. Somehow, he's managed to keep it together. Though it's obvious he's about to crack.]

S-s-stop it, Kuroko...!

[shadowtolight]

[Kuroko does stop, but only because Kagami doubling over forces him to keep sliding lower, and he never did stop his soft laughter, and he's pretty sure he's about to slip straight to the floor between them. The grab at Kagami's shoulder is all that keeps him balanced precariously on the edge of his seat.]

Kagami-kun, you're going to get us kicked out.

[As if Kuroko hadn't instigated it all, and wasn't trying to twist and reach backward for his spiked shake without letting go of Kagami as his anchor.]