is it hot in here or is the floor LAVA

[memeorabilia]

Just share the damn bed with me.


For whatever reason, the floor is an unacceptable place to sleep. It's messy, the dog is there, THE FLOOR IS LAVA, there's flooding, feels weird, or it's too dirty to walk on. Who cares why it's not acceptable, it just isn't! Normally, that's not an issue, but tonight you have a friend over. Maybe it's the safest place, maybe it's hurricane season and your house is the only one out of the path of the storm. Are they mooching off you? Stop trying to figure out the details! Just get over it and share the bed with that person! Sexy times are not required. Intimacy is not required. Just share the damn bed already.


Do you need options? DO YOU? Here! Have some options!

1. It's late. You're tired. Too tired to drive and THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
2. It's late. You're drunk. Too drunk. Honestly, how did you drink that much and not die? Should we take you to the hospital? Here, just stay in this bed with me. No, you can't sleep on the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
3. It's early. You thought you'd just come by and visit but you can barely function. The bed seems inviting. Guess what, you're invited into the bed! Yes. The bed. Not the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
4. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE? CUDDLING IS OKAY. And yes, the floor is lava.
5. WILDCARD. Just figure out a reason why you need to share the bed. But don't forget: the floor is lava!
6. The Crack Fun Insane Option - Actually play the Floor is Lava Game!! Move about the room without touching the floor... because the floor is seriously lava.

Comments

[goddamnitkid]

Delegation is the benefit of every leader. [He knows about Jacob's involvement with the Rooks, but that's all.] Besides, it's recommended you get at least ten hours' sleep... You've been getting at least half that.

[A pause.]

Though, I admit, that's partly my fault.

[And, no, he's not letting go. Besides, how can you deny this adorable bastard, Jacob? Don't be cruel.]

[hoodedreprobate]

[It was very sweet of Gareth to care so much but this was one he couldn't get away with giving to one of his lieutenants. They were taking down the gang boss and that he had to be there for to claim the territory for the Rooks.]

You were fantastic, darling. We definitely should do it again.

[It was hard to leave though. He was warm, soft and much better to look at then the ugly mugs of Blighters.]

I really should, luv. The boys need me today. Evie would skin me for missing it.