is it hot in here or is the floor LAVA

[memeorabilia]

Just share the damn bed with me.


For whatever reason, the floor is an unacceptable place to sleep. It's messy, the dog is there, THE FLOOR IS LAVA, there's flooding, feels weird, or it's too dirty to walk on. Who cares why it's not acceptable, it just isn't! Normally, that's not an issue, but tonight you have a friend over. Maybe it's the safest place, maybe it's hurricane season and your house is the only one out of the path of the storm. Are they mooching off you? Stop trying to figure out the details! Just get over it and share the bed with that person! Sexy times are not required. Intimacy is not required. Just share the damn bed already.


Do you need options? DO YOU? Here! Have some options!

1. It's late. You're tired. Too tired to drive and THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
2. It's late. You're drunk. Too drunk. Honestly, how did you drink that much and not die? Should we take you to the hospital? Here, just stay in this bed with me. No, you can't sleep on the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
3. It's early. You thought you'd just come by and visit but you can barely function. The bed seems inviting. Guess what, you're invited into the bed! Yes. The bed. Not the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
4. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE? CUDDLING IS OKAY. And yes, the floor is lava.
5. WILDCARD. Just figure out a reason why you need to share the bed. But don't forget: the floor is lava!
6. The Crack Fun Insane Option - Actually play the Floor is Lava Game!! Move about the room without touching the floor... because the floor is seriously lava.

Comments

[yer_pretty_good]

Nnngh! Christ!

[The man had an impressive cock, but it seemed even bigger once he was stuffing it inside of him. Having John in front of him and the wall behind him was fantastic. That and the way his skin was flushed from all the drinking made it even hotter.]

Fuck me. Hard.

[legendary_soldier]

[Those words sent a shiver down John's spine, as he regained some sort of composure and began fucking Ocelot. He slid his cock all the way out then slammed back in again panting.]

Shit! Damn.....so tight....[He growled then bit down on his lover's shoulder.]

[yer_pretty_good]

Hngh!

[Ocelot groaned and loved every push of Snake moving into him. His Boss was never one to take advantage of his fame to get laid, so it may have been some time since he's done this.]

That feels... incredible, Boss..

[legendary_soldier]

[Boss swore under his breath at just how fucking amazing it all felt buried deep inside his comrade. He suckled on Ocelot's neck, whilst pounding into his body, angling his hips to try and pleasure the other man as much as possible.]

Ngh....fuck....so good...

[yer_pretty_good]

[When Snake angled his hips and hit the sweet spot he had Ocelot howling with pleasure. There was no keeping quiet when it was so amazing. His fist struck the wall behind him, his muscles coiled tight. He put his head back against the wall, unable to do anything but ride it out as John fucked him raw. He didn't want it to end.]

F-fuck! You're a fucking animal.

[He gasped.]

More!

[legendary_soldier]

[John enjoyed being called an animal because he often felt like one at times. Being out in the jungle alone, eating snakes and other creatures often raw at times. He was an animal.]

Fuck! Adam! [John cried out in pleasure as he felt sparks of pleasure shoot up his cock buried inside his lover. Not to mention Ocelot's cries and gasps were arousing him even more. He kept up his frantic pace fucking his comrade, whilst lapping at Ocelot's nipples.]