bakerstreet | is it hot in here or is the floor LAVA

is it hot in here or is the floor LAVA

Just share the damn bed with me.

For whatever reason, the floor is an unacceptable place to sleep. It's messy, the dog is there, THE FLOOR IS LAVA, there's flooding, feels weird, or it's too dirty to walk on. Who cares why it's not acceptable, it just isn't! Normally, that's not an issue, but tonight you have a friend over. Maybe it's the safest place, maybe it's hurricane season and your house is the only one out of the path of the storm. Are they mooching off you? Stop trying to figure out the details! Just get over it and share the bed with that person! Sexy times are not required. Intimacy is not required. Just share the damn bed already.

Do you need options? DO YOU? Here! Have some options!

1. It's late. You're tired. Too tired to drive and THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
2. It's late. You're drunk. Too drunk. Honestly, how did you drink that much and not die? Should we take you to the hospital? Here, just stay in this bed with me. No, you can't sleep on the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
3. It's early. You thought you'd just come by and visit but you can barely function. The bed seems inviting. Guess what, you're invited into the bed! Yes. The bed. Not the floor. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
4. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE? CUDDLING IS OKAY. And yes, the floor is lava.
5. WILDCARD. Just figure out a reason why you need to share the bed. But don't forget: the floor is lava!
6. The Crack Fun Insane Option - Actually play the Floor is Lava Game!! Move about the room without touching the floor... because the floor is seriously lava.

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Right. Keep telling yourself that, cowboy. [John smirked, as he went to grab them both a cold beer. Snake came back later with two beers, handing one to his inebriated comrade.]

We're both drunk, Ocelot. Fuck the world. Let's drink and get shit-faced tonight. [Because why the hell not? He was Big Boss and could do what the fuck he wanted.]

[Cowboy. He liked it when John called him that. And when he called him by name.

By the time John returns with the beers, Ocelot is already sprawled on the bed, but he isn't asleep and slowly starts to get up when the beer is offered.]

Sounds like a good plan, Boss. I'll drink to that.

[John smirked at the sight of Ocelot lying sprawled on his bed. Well, he didn't waste anytime, did he? But not yet. First, came the drinking.]

Keen, huh? [Boss placed the beers down and then grabbed Ocelot's legs pulling him close to him. His hands slid up the other man's thighs playfully before pulling him up off the bed then slamming him into the wall. John's breath was coming out quicker, as he closed the gap between them both.]

I heard you liked it rough. [John rasped in Ocelot's ear, as he playfully ground his knee against the cowboy's crotch.]

[Ocelot paused when Snake slid his hands up his thighs. His eyebrow quirked with interest, and then before he could even think, he was up and against the wall. A groan escaped him when he felt the Boss' knee between his legs, providing something for him to rub himself against.]

Where'd you hear a thing like that?

[He teased with practically a purr in his voice. His teeth caught Snake's earlobe, biting it gently.]

[Maybe they could get shit-faced after this because John wanted to fuck his friend right now. He wanted to tease him mercilessly before thrusting his cock into him. John knew how much Ocelot liked to tease and torture others, so this would be something new.]

A little bird told me. [Yeah right.] You're a guy who can take it.

[That much was true. John growled at the bite to his ear. So, it would be an evening of biting, would it? Fine by him. He ground his knee into Ocelot's hard crotch whilst his lips moved to slide over his ear, biting also.]

[After being asleep for so long, Ocelot isn't surprised Snake is a little pent up. And if he wants to use Ocelot to get some of that desire out, the cowboy has no problem with that.]

Nnngh... that little bird was right.

[Ocelot can take quite a bit. His body's been trained to resist and take a lot of punishment. This didn't feel like punishment, though. It felt incredible. His hands moved down Snake's back and grabbed hold of his rear, squeezing it hard.]

[Boss smirked at the reaction he was drawing out of his comrade. Those small noises he was making and the grabbing of his own ass made him want Ocelot even more.]

Good. They'll get a promotion then. [He teased, as he growled at the butt squeeze. He removed his knee from his lover's crotch and then gave it a quick squeeze, before removing Ocelot's red scarf from around his neck. That's right, Boss was going to strip him.

Boss licked his lips and looked into the cowboy's blue eyes, as he then began unbuttoning Ocelot's jacket at speed, his nimble fingers making short work of it. He flung it behind him onto the floor, as his hands then raked down his lover's naked chest.]

[Ocelot smirked a little as Snake began to undress him. He was quick about it too, and his touch sent a quick flash of desire racing through him. He moaned, arching his back a little into the touch and pushing his crotch forward, missing the absent thigh for him to rub himself against.]

Remind me to thank them.

[He was feeling very thankful at the moment.]

[Boss replaced his knee in between Ocelot's legs and pushed hard. Feel that? He wants you to make those lovely noises again, Ocelot. Boss's fingers worked on his pants belt, as he unslung that and tossed it with the other clothes.]

They'll be thanked. For now you should be thanking me. [Boss growled in amusement, as his tongue lapped up against his lover's ear, while his fingers pulled Ocelot's pants down in one, freeing his cock.]

[Ocelot groaned again, feeling the cold air as he's exposed, but he doesn't mind. Not with what he's getting out of this.]

Mmmm. Thank you, Boss.

[He did feel thanks that this night Snake decided to act on his desires. Maybe the drinking had something to do with it, but Ocelot doesn't see that as a problem. He reaches to undo Snake's pants next, wanting to push them down and see his large cock with his own eyes.]

[John looked down to see eager hands at work on his cargo pants. Shit, what an erotic image. Ocelot undoing his pants without any effort at all. He swallowed hard and then began ravishing the other man's lips with his own, his beard scraping against soft skin.]

Gonna make you scream for me....

[Snake rasped against Ocelot's lips, as his hand wrapped around the cowboy's cock giving it a few pumps.]

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[Ocelot groans against Snake's lips when he starts stroking his hard cock. He's incredibly turned on by Snake, from his actions and his words. His hips twitch, pushing into that hand a few times.]

Yes, John... do it.

[He yanked at the man's belt and pushed his trousers down.]

[Snake kept stroking Ocelot's hard cock whilst feeling his own pants being yanked down by the other man. The cool air felt welcome on his straining shaft and he let out a low moan.]

Fuck....gonna make you come tonight....[John rasped in Ocelot's ear, as his fingers moved lower to toy with his balls.]

[Ocelot groaned low against Snake's ear, biting at the earlobe with his teeth and then nodding. Good. That's what he wanted John to do. Ocelot wanted the best night of his life. With how unpredictable their lives often are, one never knows if there will be a tomorrow.]

There's a promise I know you'll keep.

You know I always keep my promise. [For you he does. Maybe Kaz too but you're special to him in your own way. His advisor, his interrogator, his friend. Boss moaned, as he felt a spasm of pleasure shoot down his cock. The rubbing was driving him crazy with need. He nipped at Ocelot's neck, biting and leaving a mark there. Good thing he had that red scarf to cover up any marks.]

Adam.....[Boss rasped, whilst letting his fingers trace down his lover's ass crack, slowly pushing a finger against the puckered hole.]

[There was only a handful of people Ocelot has known as long as he's known Snake, which made this all the more special for him. There was no man he revered as much as John.

He groaned at the bite and then the push of the man's finger. He wasn't exactly prepped for fingering, but even if there was no lube involved, he didn't mind. If it hurt, he'd take it, and he'd enjoy it. Ocelot didn't care how sore he was in the morning.

He lifted one knee and arched his back a little.]

[Boss withdrew his finger, as he nipped at Ocelot's neck, humming deeply.]

Gonna need some lube....[He muttered against his lover's warm neck. He wasn't about to fuck him dry. That would hurt. He knew the cowboy enjoyed a bit of pain but he wasn't about to cause the man any discomfort. Snake's lips brushed against Ocelot's, as his fingers moved lower to unzip his comrade's fly and pull out his cock, giving it a few strokes.]

[Ocelot grunts when the finger is pulled out. Yes, some lube would make it more enjoyable for them both. His left hand squeezed Snake's shoulder as he was stroked.]

Mmf. Think there's something we can use in my pack.

[Not that he was planning on getting lucky with John or anything, but lubricant was good for gun parts.]

Always keep lube on you, huh? [Snake teased his comrade, as he rooted around in the pack and found the small bottle of lube.] Is there something you're not telling me, Ocelot?

[Boss smirked, as he uncapped the lid and drizzled some over his fingers before pressing them firmly into Ocelot's asshole.]

How does that feel?

Hey, I get plenty of action. I'm not dead yet.

[And he was a man. There were needs and desires. If Snake wasn't going to satisfy them, Ocelot was going to get them satisfied somewhere. Tonight, though, he doesn't want to look anywhere else.

He moaned as the lubricated finger slid inside. It was much more satisfying than before.]

Amazing, John.

I don't doubt that.

[You're far from dead, Ocelot. Boss enjoyed the slick feeling of his finger buried deep inside of his lover. Snake added another slick finger, crooking them inside to tease the other man.]

It's about to get even better. [John pressed a kiss to Ocelot's cock, lapping the head teasingly.]

Aaah, John...

[Ocelot looked down at the other man, his own face burning red when Snake kissed his aroused shaft.]

I didn't imagine you were so good at this.

[He smiled teasingly down at the man and slid his fingers through Snake's hair.]

[All of Ocelot's noises were turning John on so much. He felt so fucking horny just hearing them. The cowboy was usually so composed but now he was hearing a new side to his lover.]

You'd be surprised. [John grunted in amusement and pulled his fingers out. He pressed the head of his cock against the tight, puckered hole and pushed in one go, sheathing his cock all the way to the hilt.]

Fuck! [John swore. He was unable to stop a loud moan from escaping his throat. He was tight and that made it all the better.]

Nnngh! Christ!

[The man had an impressive cock, but it seemed even bigger once he was stuffing it inside of him. Having John in front of him and the wall behind him was fantastic. That and the way his skin was flushed from all the drinking made it even hotter.]

Fuck me. Hard.

[Those words sent a shiver down John's spine, as he regained some sort of composure and began fucking Ocelot. He slid his cock all the way out then slammed back in again panting.]

Shit! Damn.....so tight....[He growled then bit down on his lover's shoulder.]

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