. memes .
21 December 2023 @ 05:36 am
THE IN HEAT/IN RUT AU MEME
not an alpha/beta/omega meme

prompts and info below cut )
 
 
The Hulk
21 December 2023 @ 06:14 am


smash or pass (anon) meme



WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME except don't worry, calm down, this isn't a Saw-type game. No. It's scary in a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WAY.

how to play
• comment with your character, preferences, and a pic or two if you're feeling generous.
• everyone else has been asked if they'd smash or pass. they'll let you know.
• after you tallied up the numbers, it's your turn. you can do the same to any and all top levels.

 
 
21 December 2023 @ 06:32 am

THE CRACK PAIRING MEME


crack pairing


An unusual relationship of any kind of fandom (i.e. books, television shows, movies, ect.) that is unlikely to happen.


OR

Randomly take two characters… they don’t have to know each other, they don’t have to show ANY signs of a relationship, and hook them together. That is a crack pairing.


We all know them. Fandoms have fostered these little gems of shipping since the early days, and now, they can even be serious contenders in even the most hostile of shipping wars. Maybe they're absolutely ridiculous and only "for the lulz." Perhaps they make perfect sense...if you squint. Whatever the case may be, these so-called "crack" pairings are not canon and they're nowhere near as popular in fandom as the big fanon pairings.

Most of the time.

Of course, it's important to note that a lot of the time in RP, pairings are always crack pairings. Especially crossover ships, which canon purists would deride purely for being impossible. Still, in memes, that's less likely to happen because people either stick with canon ships, fanon ships, or close CR because of the lack of opportunities for development that games offer.

Not here. This meme is for ALL your ridiculousness, all your high school fangirl dreams, and just plain not being sorry for your ships. Think these characters would be cute together? Go for it. That character have adorable icons and that all you know about them? Ship it, by all means. Here, the reasons come after the desire.

RULES
- Comment with your character and preferences. If you want, you can include a one sentence or so blurb about your character. But blank comments are fine.
- Tag to others.
- RNG for prompts. Prompts cannibalized from random memes.
PROMPTS )
 
 
21 December 2023 @ 08:20 am

ROCK STAR AU meme




From solo acts or rock bands to road crews and groupies, all have a note to play in the melody of fame. Legends are born. Dreams die. Who will write your song?
 
 
21 December 2023 @ 08:27 am






love letters + shipping texts meme


  • comment with your character.
  • other people will reply to you.
  • your characters (in a relationship, in love, in some sort of attraction that gravitates around the other, in idk 'love' is a many-splendored thing) are commanicating via: passionate confessions written on parchment, furtive notes scrawled in code, passive-aggressive post-it notes, messages carved in trees, smoke signals, instant messages on space age computers, text messages complete with lovey-dovey pictures, whatever!
  • have fun!

 
 
21 December 2023 @ 10:41 am
On The Run Meme

Maybe something went wrong, or maybe it's just another normal day in your life, but you've found yourself on the run. Did you commit a crime, or cross the wrong person, or simply end up in the wrong place at the wrong time? Whatever the reason behind your situation is, your goal is the same: don't get caught.
 
How To Play
• Comment with your character, and if you're feeling ambitious put in a bit of a starter. Who are you running from and why?
• Respond to others, either as their partner on the run or part of the force chasing them.
• Have epic adventures, fall in love, utterly fail and get caught. See how it goes!
• RNG for some extra unpredictable fun.


Scenarios

1. Running from the cops. You broke the law, whether it was shoplifting or murder, and now you've got a warrant out for your arrest.
2. Attracted the wrong attention. You made someone angry, or obsessed, or otherwise drawn their ire and now they're after you.
3. Somewhere or somewhen. You've ended up in a place and/or time in which you're not welcome.
4. Wildcard!

Relationships
1. Friends (or more.) You've known each other for awhile and are on good terms, so hopefully you can rely on each other in this situation.
2. Circumstantial allies. Strangers, enemies, or otherwise you've ended up in this mess together, and it might benefit you both to cooperate.
3. Opposite sides. One of you is the runner, and the other is pursuing. Which will prevail?
4. Wildcard!

Complications

1. Late to the party. How many people did you piss off? In addition to whoever was already after you, someone else now is as well. Maybe they'll take each other out?
2. Confrontation. They've found you, and it's come down to a fight.
3. Disguise. You can't evade them, but you can hope they won't recognize you. Better be a good actor!
4. Wildcard!
 
 
 
 
21 December 2023 @ 11:54 am

TELL THEIR FUTURE


You're no psychic (unless you are), but today you're giving predictions a shot.

How to Play
→ Comment with your character. You might also want to include if you're okay with actual 'spoilers' from your character's canon/4th wall breakage, should there be any actual psychics out there.
→ Others try and 'see their future.' Said attempt comes in any form: praise, encouragement, a read or barb, random guessing, a legitimate warning (stop walking where piano movers are working, thank me later) or even an attempt to woo with a future they see as shared.
→ Call out BS. Doubt. Do whatever.
 
 
Every Repost is a Repost Repost
21 December 2023 @ 12:17 pm
flower shop au meme



Eclipsed in popularity only by the coffee shop AU, the flower shop AU is one of fandom's perennial mainstays. Add in shipping or gen and this slice-of-life trope really blooms!

Learn more about the trope here.


How do I play?
  • Comment with your character, of course! Include preferences and, if desired, a small blurb about what role your character might take. Don't be afraid to bring in adjacent AU types, like coffee shop AUs, modern AUs, or the ever-popular flower shop/tattoo parlor AU.
  • Comment to others.
  • Get ready for a bouquet of threads!
 
 
21 December 2023 @ 01:46 pm
💍  
why should i marry you? 💍 meme
Imagine, if you will, a world where you must convince someone to marry your character. What do they bring to the hypothetical table that is sure to win all comers?

That world is this world. It's this meme. You have one shot to marry off your character. ONE subject line. The rest of their life depends on it. Their life depends on it!

(Am I implying they'll die if they don't get someone to marry them? Well. I'm not-not saying a painful end will come their way...

Don't hold me to anything. Just plead a case! You don't have time to worry about the specifics, do you?)

how to play:
- What it says.
- Why should ANYONE marry your character?
- Put it. Go ooooon. Put it.
- So. Volunteers? Anyone out there?
 
 
21 December 2023 @ 02:56 pm

the (texting) picture prompt meme

— Comment with your character and any preferences.
— Others will leave a picture (or two, or three...)
— Reply to them with a setting or text thread based on the picture.
— Link to any pictures that are NSFW, please.
— Be aware that this meme will be image-heavy.
 
 
21 December 2023 @ 03:22 pm
Help  
THE HELPING HAND MEME




Grab a die and roll for (or simply choose) a scenario, then post with your character, fandom, and a predicament that your character needs a hand with!

1) Stranded!
You're stuck somewhere! Your car broke down, your bike lost a wheel, your bi-plane was dismantled by ninja bears, you were chased up a tree by protesters. Somebody help!

2) Stumped!
You've got a mystery on your hands! A murder? A missing pet? Someone ate the cookies from the cookie jar? Anything! But you're going to need a hand to find out who did it!

3) Museless!
Your project isn't going well, writers/artists/inventors block has you banging your head against a wall! Won't someone come along and be your muse, or even just help you take a break for a while?

4) Overwhelmed!
You're overburdened! You're carrying more groceries than you can hold onto, staring at a huge pile of paperwork, your car is buried under more snow than you could move in a lifetime, everything just went wrong at once! You can't do this all by yourself!

5) Injured!
You've fallen and you can't get up, you stepped on a rake, you fell down the stairs, your arm is stuck in a vending machine. You'll be okay, probably, but ow that really hurt! You could use a hand patching up!

6) Wildcard!
Pick any of the above or something totally different, as long as your character could really do with an extra person to help them out!

 
 
21 December 2023 @ 03:56 pm
PUNCHING BOOTH
look it's for charity.

The Punching Booth! It's like kissing for people with anger issues. Everybody gets one punch! No below the belt stuff (that's extra). Or, you know, if you're really motivated, you can kiss someone; sometimes that's worse than being punched. Or better. I'm not your boss.

You know the rules! Top level with your preferences, and punch, punch, punch! Get it out of your system before you have to start making those pesky resolutions.
 
 
you turn my ocean deepest blue
21 December 2023 @ 05:29 pm
THE ASK/TELL MEME
based off of somethingawful's ask/tell forum

rules
1. post with your character and an ask/tell thread!
no blank posts allowed.
for examples, look at the link above.
2. reply to other characters!
3. that's pretty much it tbh

 
 
sockdere
21 December 2023 @ 06:15 pm
S T R A Y


Taking in strays is, all in all, an understandable vice. The dips in between their ribs, those large and forlorn eyes, they can help you forget the claws and the teeth and the danger lurking beneath fur. But the habit's a knife edge; your efforts may not be rewarded with kindness (animal instincts aren't discretionary) and you may get bit despite what you've overlooked. A stray doesn't care about pity. All it can know is survival.

These warnings apply to strays of the more human(oid) sort, too.

But what may even more perilous with this type than any drawn blood is what you can get when they grow to trust you. You can earn their undying loyalty...or their love. Either from such a wild thing is a precarious path to go down, if you allow yourself to do it.

  • Comment with your character, preferences, desired roles, etc.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread!


PROMPTS
BEHIND HERE )
 
 
funandcutememes
21 December 2023 @ 09:39 pm
[ give you a baby ]

We have the pregnancy and pregnant smut meme, but this meme is for the act of impregnation, which is a kink in and of itself, especially when lots of focus is given to in through narration and dialogue. And of course it's a versatile kink, lending itself well to consensual, vanilla, non-con, and many many other things. And there's mpreg, too!

Let's cut to the chase: this is a meme about impregnation, whether it's the doing or the getting. There are prompts for all tastes, even those who just enjoy the idea and not the reality.


HOW?
* Comment with your character, preferences, and anything else. Also include if you want your character to be doing the impregnating or want to be the one impregnated.
* Remember, this meme is focused on impregnation. Play the act itself up!
* Obviously this meme allows for mpreg and f/f preg too.
* Comment to others.
* Be respectful of others.

prompts )