28 November 2021 @ 12:58 am

texting meme

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.
 
 
28 November 2021 @ 05:04 am
S T R A Y
shipping meme



Taking in strays is, all in all, an understandable vice. The dips in between their ribs, those large and forlorn eyes, they can help you forget the claws and the teeth and the danger lurking beneath fur. But the habit's a knife edge; your efforts may not be rewarded with kindness (animal instincts aren't discretionary) and you may get bit despite what you've overlooked. A stray doesn't care about pity. All it can know is survival.

These warnings apply to strays of the more human(oid) sort, too.

But what may even more perilous with this type than any drawn blood is what you can get when they grow to trust you. You can earn their undying loyalty...or their love. Either from such a wild thing is a precarious path to go down, if you allow yourself to do it.

  • Comment with your character, preferences, desired roles, etc.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread!


PROMPTS
BEHIND HERE )
 
 
28 November 2021 @ 06:07 am
MALEDOM


Dominant men use their physicality to dominate their submissive female partners. Because of genetics in, men are typically taller and stronger than women. Dominant men use these differences to their advantage. They also make gestures to remind their submissive partner of their status, including leading the sub through a crowd and placing a hand on their arm, shoulder, or the back of the neck. Dominant men may also assert their position verbally by speaking slowly, quietly, and deliberately while maintaining eye contact. In many cases, they lay the groundwork outside the bedroom before sealing the deal and dominating sexually behind closed doors.


HOW TO PLAY
x this is the sister (brother?) meme of the femdom meme. take it as seriously or as not as you'd like.
x dudes and dudes adjacent: do your thing, take charge. maybe it's in a bdsm context. or it could be vanilla, i'm not your boss! heck, it doesn't even have to be sexual - romance/shipping can have that component that's all about making a move. add kinks and scenarios like garnishes.
x the more unexpected, the better. nothing's more of a fun twist than a willowy, mild-mannered nerd being an animal in the sack.
x m/f, m/m, */*, no items, final destination.
 
 
28 November 2021 @ 11:14 am

A PARTY FOR EVERYONE MEME

Whether you love 'em or hate 'em, you're at a party! Maybe you snuck in or were actually invited or dragged here against your will, or possibly even the lovely host that started it all? Whatever the reason, you're stuck here for a while so... might as well enjoy the free food, right?

How to Play:
— Comment with your character and preferences. Additionally, a short blurb about what they can be found doing at said party would be helpful for those tagging in.
— Others choose a setting and scenario and reply.
— Have fun or be miserable with friends and strangers alike!



SETTING
  1. House Party: Just a party someone decided to throw at their house, or maybe they were smart enough to rent one for the evening? Whether it's a cramped one-story or a spacious mansion, there's enough food and entertainment to go around!
  2. Pool Party: A pool at a house? On a yacht? Maybe even a pool by the beach? Hope you brought a floatie if you don't know how to swim! And a bathing suit. Unless it's a nude party...?
  3. Slumber Party: Adults can have them too! No one really outgrows gossip or grooming or movies or sleep, not that there's ever much of that going on. Who wouldn't love a party you get to wear pajamas to?
  4. Old-Fashioned Ball: Ladies and gentlemen, don your finest gown and suit and prepare to dance the night away! Hopefully with a prince or princess, am I right?
  5. Tea Party: For the classy folks who love getting all dressed up for tea and biscuits. There's probably a lovely view of a garden and fountain nearby for that extra luxurious touch.
  6. Birthday Party: You're never too old to celebrate your birthday. Did you just turn legal drinking age? Or maybe someone threw a surprise party just for you! Make it as big or small of a spectacle as you want - that is, if you have any say in the matter.
  7. Holiday Party: The holidays are here, or just around the corner. Did you come bearing gifts or food or ugly sweaters? At the very least be sure to spread some holiday cheer!
  8. Costume Party: You can be anyone or anything you want to be! Like a knight, or a lion. Or a sexy knight and a sexy lion. Just make sure it's not a PG party you're showing up half-naked to.
  9. Bachelor(ette) Party: Sorry kiddos, this one's for the grown-ups. Show your best girl or buddy a night to remember before they kiss the single life goodbye! Or maybe you don't know the bride or groom-to-be at all and you're just here for the strippers.
  10. Other: Mix and match or feel free to use others not listed!


SCENARIOS
  1. Dancing: It's not a party without music now is it? Don't be shy, ask someone cute for a dance!
  2. Food & Drinks: The food's free and there's drinks all around! Unless there's children here. In which case, only adults get the special juice! Just remember, no one likes to babysit a drunk.
  3. Party Games: 7 Minutes In Heaven, anyone? Never Have I Ever? Let's be honest, they're mostly drinking games. But sometimes a simple game of cards or Pin the Tail On the Donkey can be fun too!
  4. Mingling: Hey, doesn't that person look familiar? Did you hear about that couple that broke up in the other room? It's a social event so find something, anything, to be social about!
  5. Entertainment: You're here either to entertain or be entertained. Are there exotic dancers? Enchanting singers? Captivating magicians? Sit back and enjoy the show or have fun providing a service!
  6. Privacy: Too much noise and not enough personal space? There's always a place somewhere in the back you can escape to. Just don't be surprised if you're not the only one seeking some peace and quiet.
  7. Shady Business: A party can be a good place to do business, legal or not. Maybe you're a client, or just an innocent party-goer walking into the wrong place at the wrong time. Or maybe you're the shady one around here. Either way, nobody wants any trouble... Right?
  8. Fireworks: A big party needs a big finisher after all! Enjoy the view with a friend or run around with some sparklers of your own. Preferably sober.
  9. Wildcard: It's a party guys, go wild!



 
 
28 November 2021 @ 01:59 pm

Public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable.


The Fake Relationship Meme


You're not together. But you need to make people think you are. Because of reasons.

Maybe you secretly can't stand each other. Maybe you like each other, just not like that. (Or do you?) Maybe this is the only way you'll ever get to be with your crush. Maybe you just need to give off that couple vibe in public, or maybe you're going to be forced to engage in some hot'n'heavy fakeout makeouts. For reasons, okay?

You know the drill. Post, tag, profit.




  1. Home For The Holidays ⇢ You need to prove to your parents that you do so have a significant other. Just until they're gone.

  2. No Singles Need Apply ⇢ The place is perfect, but the landlady will only rent it to a nice, respectable couple.

  3. It's Not Safe For A Woman Alone ⇢ One of you is vulnerable in this big, bad world without a partner to protect you.

  4. Public Relations ⇢ There's only one way to stop these pesky rumors: start your own.

  5. Undercover Mission ⇢ They'll never suspect a couple of lovey-dovey honeymooners of... whatever it is you're actually up to.

  6. Marriage Of Convenience ⇢ It's good for both your families. Or your finances. Or your hetero street cred. Whatever: might as well make the best of it.

  7. Well That Escalated Quickly ⇢ It's common knowledge that you're together, except you're the last to know. Is it worth correcting people?

  8. Free Space ⇢ Bring your own bottle scenario.



 
 
lady in red
28 November 2021 @ 02:52 pm
In Love with the Gangster's Girl
From the moment you first set eyes on them, you've been drawn - but this is no meet-cute. They are completely unavailable to you: they're sworn to a duty, already spoken for (by someone powerful or evil, no doubt), precious cargo, a caged bird kept away from prying eyes, a possession of a wicked creature. Whatever the case, they are off-limits. The problem is...they are struck by you, too.

Will you fight your feelings, or will you free them so they can be with you? Either way, there's a high probability of it all going up in flames.

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character, preferences, role, and any other information to make you more taggable.
  • Reply to others.
  • RNG if desired.
  • This meme is slightly inspired by this trope, but the setting can be anywhere and the genre anything.


WHO
  1. Caged: You're the victim here, kept locked away.
  2. Taken: You're in a relationship - consensual or otherwise - so you should only have eyes for one. That's not exactly the case...
  3. Passerby: Here you are, minding your own business, when - who's that? Why are they there?
  4. Rescuer: Whether you're a knight in shining armor type or someone simply paid or commanded to do this job, you never thought you'd fall for the one you had to rescue.
  5. Conflict of Interest: You're a guard, but you can't very well do your duty if you want the person you're guarding let go.
  6. Unknowing Villain: You had no idea your allies were keeping someone and you don't agree with their methods.
  7. Enemies: They did wrong by you in the past; even they don't deserve this, though.
  8. Should Be Reviled: Your people and theirs have never gotten along. You should hate them, yet you don't. You want to save them.
  9. Who's the Monster?: They're being locked away because they're a monster. No one could be further from a beast in your eyes, however.
  10. Never Felt Before: Usually, you're stone cold, but their plight has gotten under your skin.
  11. In this Together: Both of you are prisoners, so you can't easily save them, can you?
  12. Not All Bad: They're been told that they're being protected. You want to show them the outside world isn't so bad.
  13. The Better Devil: To be honest, you're not much better than their captor. Still, you're something new.


HOW
Read more... )
 
 
28 November 2021 @ 03:14 pm

what's your #?
a meme about what it says on the tin.
1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)
3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

 
 
28 November 2021 @ 06:53 pm
PORNY POLAROID meme



how to play
- comment with your character, prefs, info, and a ~sexy~ picture of your character...anywhere from tastefully racy to to borderline hardcore you-know-what.
- others will comment.
- how did they come into possession of this candid photo of your character? was it a consensual way to spice up a lover's relationship? a sext? by accident? blackmail? a completely made-up photoshop job? too many people added to the re: email chain? maybe the picture dropped out of the sky and into the hands of a complete rando!
- more importantly: what's going to happen now? what's the instant reaction? ("yes. a thousand times yes." "OH GOD WHY???" "i'd hit that like thor's hammer." "i long for death's sweet release.") does your thread partner view you in a whole new light? are they traumatized? horny? Are y'all gonna do the do or reach for the brain bleach?
- for preferences: you might want to be upfront if you're cool with assumed CR, angling for smut threads, only here for the crack, into nasty dub-con black mail shit, yada yada.
 
 
28 November 2021 @ 07:04 pm

TABOO meme

Most societies have certain mores that are unspoken rules; humanity itself even has such conventions, grilled subconsciously into our minds for our own safety. Don't go out alone at night. Avoid getting wet when it's cold. Don't pick fights with those stronger than you...okay, some of us missed the boat on the last one, but the point still stands. Society's rules tend to be more variable, though they apply to most aspects of life - including sex. In fact, bending the rules on what's considered acceptable in romance and sexual encounters can lead to anything from ostracization to death, depending on the time and culture.

So, play it close to the chest if you're going to do a big, big, big t a b o o. Is it worth the risk?

How to Play


- Comment with your character and preferences. Be sure to include what you want and what you DON'T WANT. Blank comments are fine; info is even better!
- Reply to others.
- Be fun and respect others, as this will deal with some heavy topics and potentially triggering material s.

trigger warning )
 
 
28 November 2021 @ 08:43 pm

pros and cons of dating your character

a humor/shipping meme



The premise is simple.

[1] Your character has a sign listing out all the pros and cons of dating them. Maybe they wrote it themselves, maybe they didn't.
[2] This list is displayed for everyone else to see.
[3] That's it.

Do not post any blank top levels. Comment with your character's list, then have fun reacting to other people's pros and cons.