what's your number?

[nothingbutmemes]

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)
3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

Comments

Junpei Yoshino | Jujutsu Kaisen (but AU) | OTA

[moondregs]

Three.

[120vision]

But only one that's any good, right?

Paris | Greek mythology

[eidosariste]

About ten. If we're talking kisses only, then it'd be more.

[notmanylaws]

I would have assumed more.

Felix Hugo Fraldarius | FE: Three Houses | ota

[swordarm]

One.

[appleblend]

Really?

[ That's surprising! She wonders who it was that managed to pierce the heart of the cold but daring Felix Hugo Fraldarius. But then she takes a second to rethink her words. Gah! That was kind of rude, wasn't it?! ]

N-Not to say that in a bad way or anything! It's just surprising! C-Congratulations...?

Mai | ATLA | OTA

[maipokerface]

Two.

Reko Yabusame | Your Turn to Die | OTA

[musicaldemon]

Uh. Hell, I don't know. Maybe like three? Or something?

[manythorned]

How do you... not know?

Gilderoy Lockhart | Harry Potter | OTA

[acharmingsmile]

Hundreds! Thousands. But a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell!

[ It's 0. He's worried his hair'll get messy and he's also in the closet. ]

[flamingolawyer]

//interested. alan is a bit of a slut tbh so could make this work in hp verse if you're up for it?

Shadow The Hedgehog | Sonic the Hedgehog | OTA

[ringsthatbind]

Zero.

[And he doesn't seem to mind that it's that number.]

[fatednottobetamed]

Aw but that's so disappointing.

Sarangerel Leblouissant (WoL) | Final Fantasy XIV | ota

[acoldwind]

Ah… none?

[ This is so awkward. No time for sex though when you’re always busy trying to save the world or free a nation from the grip of a fascist regime. ]

[oprorsk_sode]

Me too. You don't have to be embarrassed about it.

[He's just young and from not the best home life so there's not been any chance for anything intimate.]

uzumaki naruto | naruto

[youaremyfriend]

Two.

Kyoka Jiro | My Hero Academia | F/F

[jackboots]

Ggghhh. A... er. You know, like, three.

[creatist]

3 what exactly? I'm a bit confused as to what this is measuring, Jirou-san.

kobato kazamatsuri ( caligula effect 2 ) ota

[coobatos]

Instead of focusing on what the current number is, how about we focus on increasing it between you and me?

[ That's his best way of covering the fact that his number is a zero. ]

[cosmodancer]

Gross. What kind of shitty virgin talk is that?

Anakin Skywalker | Star Wars | OTA

[hero_with_no_fear]

One

[ None of the Jedi are around to see this, right? This is confidential... right? This has nothing to do with a certain Senator, nothing at all. ]

Lissa | Fire Emblem Awakening | OTA

[partyhats]

Haha. ...seven.

[ Princess-like behavior? ]

[tipscales]

Really now? I hope they at least took you out to dinner first.

[ She's teasing. Just a bit. ]

Ryoko Asakura | Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya | OTA

[force_a_change]

Maybe... One? Or two...

[She doesn't exactly sound sure of it, does meme stuff count?]

The Medicine Seller | Mononoke | ota

[kinko]

... More than ten.

[But we are technically immortal and thus, a cheater.]

[sorcieris]

( Is he magic of some sort? Though this answer, probably means an exact number might not be clear now. )

Do you remember all of them or not?

Hikari Yagami | Digimon Adventure: Last Evolution Kizuna | OTA

[thechosenslight]

Uh... three.

[Yeah, there's a faint blush to her cheeks as she says that. Look she hasn't been asked about it so directly before.]

[rosesoul]

Oh. Uhm, I see.

Honestly I'm a bit surprised?

Gu Sui | The Best Actor is a Fox Spirit

[foxofninetails]

Is 'thousands' such a shocking number when you've lived so long?

[fatalism]

It is. Do you even remember all of their names?

Towa Akagi | Go! Princess Precure | F/F

[actualprincess]

Ah. That may depend on how we count those in group encounters...

[thechosenslight]

[Okay, hearing that has Hikari blushing quite a bit more than just admitting to her own number did. ]

I... uh... I think each person is supposed to count as one?

Childe/Tartaglia | Genshin Impact

[mascheremonoceros]

I lost count at this point.

[ Some indistinct talk from somewhere. ]

Wait, they're talking about sexy body counts and not the other kind? Oh. Er...none?

[appleblend]

Oh. I'm... sorry to hear that. That's so sad.

[ She pauses. ]

Um. The losing count thing, not the other thing.

raven | teen titans

[teenwitching]

My number is no.

Ashe Ubert | Fire Emblem: Three Houses

[lockpickknight]

Me? Oh, just three.

[appleblend]

Oh?

[ That's actually not all that surprising. Ashe has a very charming personality, after all. And a baby face. Who wouldn't throw themselves at him? ]

Don't tell me you've been picking up on Sylvain's tricks, Ashe.

Vi | Arcane | OTA

[justthehardway]

Well I mean I've been around the block a time or two and I've seen some shit so, you know.

...

...Look, I got sent to Stillwater when I was like fifteen, okay? I've been in prison for my entire adult life, and I was NOT very popular in there.

Augh, it's ZERO okay? Is that what you want to hear!?

[pink_is_back]

It doesn't matter to me, but after all that, I get the feeling it matters to you.

G'raha Tia | Final Fantasy XIV

[sandwichbasket]

A good number, of course.

[ Look. Look. Zero is a number. And as good as any other. ]

The matter is only very rarely at the fore of my mind, and- it's hardly important.

drowns you in tags ig

[acoldwind]

[ Wait… What? She’s confused. She knows she was his first kiss but then there’s… this? So was there just no kissing at any time? She’s not sure what to think anymore? Misunderstandings. Ah, what a joy. ]

I suppose farming was not the only new experience you had on the First.

asahina aoi | spike chunsoft franchise | f/m

[seamade]

A-ano... just one, I think . . .

[rulesrule]

AS A STUDENT?!

IN NO WAY IS A STUDENT YOUR AGE EMOTIONALLY RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO MAKE SUCH DECISIONS! WAIT UNTIL A DECENT MARRIAGE AT THE SOONEST! PERHAPS CONSIDER SETTLING DOWN IN YOUR LATE THIRTIES!

Nie Mingjue • The Untamed • ota

[qinghe]

Two.