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19 May 2021 @ 12:42 am
it's the morning after meme  
morning after






┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme
→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.
( keep in mind that sexual scenarios are the basis of this meme! please enter with caution )
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① BREAKFAST IN BED;
your partner is up and about -- maybe dressed, maybe not -- and in the kitchen. what are they making you? could it be... grilled cheese?

② HIT ME BABY;
they're such a peaceful sleeper. a peaceful, sexy sleeper. actually there's too much of that sleeping happening. why don't you wake the up, world's kindest alarm?

③ ESCAPE FROM AZKABED;
you wake up to find they're rummaging about for their clothes, about to leave. why the rush, can't you convince them to stay?

④ THE AFTERNOON AFTER;
and the evening, maybe even the morning after after... hours have passed but you just can't leave each other! or maybe one of you just won't...

⑤ HANGOVER FROM HELL;
there's a tiger in the closet, a baby in the bathroom, and a total stranger curled up beside you. who is this person beside you, smelling of tequila and regret? do they know any more about what, or who, went down than you do?

⑥ WET AND WILD;
don't feel too lonely waking up by yourself -- the shower's on and the sound of water falling is mighty inviting. why don't you get cleaned up -- or down and dirty all over again?

⑦ I'LL SLEEP WHEN I DIE;
sleep? what is this sleep thing you speak of? dawn's breaking and neither of you have gotten a wink, or want one. who's ready for round xxx?

⑧ A BITTER PILL;
turns out the reason you scored wasn't your sparkling wit and magnetic confidence. your partner had an ulterior motive -- they already knew it and you're about to. recon? revenge? rebound? tag and find out, if you can handle the truth!

⑨ THIS ISN'T MINE;
that sleepy person in your living room had a great night -- with your roommate. well, might as well get to know each other while you're both there, right? ... right?

⑩ WILD CARD;
roll more than once and combine scenarios, choose your favorite, or make up your own!
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19 May 2021 @ 04:59 am
I am once again asking for a cute orc boyfriend.  
The Interspecies Smut Meme

Cultures handle sex incredibly differently. While it may be casual in some societies, in others, the act of copulation equates with commitment. And that's all in one species! This gradient of reactions and attitudes becomes even more complicated with the addition of different species. Yes, species...sentient and sapient, of course! Be those races alien, magical, vampiric, angelic, animalistic, or even a vague mutation of humanity itself, all have a somewhat nuanced view of what sex should be, be it healthy or unhealthy. There's probably even other ways to go about it for them, not to mention the variation in the actual mechanics. How presumptuous to assume that everyone in this whole wide universe would be shaped exactly like bland ol' humans?

Throwing two species together for a sexual rendezvous is inadvisable, yet it happens. Specifically, it happens in this meme. Whether the encounter is nervous, romantic, non-consensual, awkward, sexy, or anywhere in between, there's bound to be baggage, unfamiliarity, and the ultimate culture clash.

  • Comment with your character, your character's species, and your detailed preferences, because this meme will definitely push some boundaries. Mention if you're open to assumed CR and AUs.
  • I was fairly liberal while making this meme. Human-mutants or genetically modified humans can count as a different species, because I know there are a lot of those in DWRP.
  • Feel free to AU characters to be any species you want. Vampire AU! Angel AU! Alien AU! Go crazy.
  • Reply to others. Use the RNG to determine your scene.

( PROMPTS )
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19 May 2021 @ 05:06 am
Taking a picture of you  
sex tape / dirty pictures meme



It takes a special type of person to star in a film of an erotic nature, complete with a director, good lighting, and proper set dressing. In fact, some would find all that guff the least erotic thing in the world. That's not the type of movie you're making. What you're crafting - perhaps with a costar who's very special to you - is a more intimate, amateur flick with only two people on set. Be its a longer romantic interlude to watch later on a lonely night or a quick, hardcore kinky clip, one thing's for certain: this production's for your (and your partner's) eyes only.

- Comment with your preferences, kinks, etc.
- Reply to others.
- Your character and theirs are making sexy video/picture/hieroglyphic/smoke signal of any variety,
and how you frame it (fluffy/cute, romantic, kinky, exhibitionist, etc.) is up to you. They can also just be sending each other dirty pictures or sexing it up over Skype or something. I'm not your mom, you can do what you want.
- Thread that out and have fun!
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19 May 2021 @ 05:49 am
Snuggles for your struggles, don't worry about it  

snuggle with someonespecial
What better time than these cool, crisp mornings or rapidly lengthening nights to jump right under a warm blanket with that irreplaceable person in your life? Even if you're not sleeping together - heck, even if you've not been straight with your feelings and you're not officially an "item" - there's nothing wrong with cuddling up. Grab a book, get some hot cocoa, turn on the TV (if you're in an era where the tube's available), or just enjoy each other's presence on the couch or in the bed.

  • Comment with your character, preference, etc.
  • This is a gen or shipping meme, not a smut meme, but if you want interactions to turn to something more, I can't stop you.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread.
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19 May 2021 @ 07:31 am
Maybe you can make me pure  
Darkness Loves Light
No matter how the darkness looms around you - how much you've become the darkness - there's one bright spot in your life - a person who makes everything worthwhile.

It doesn't really matter how they came to you. What does is that they stay. Whether you admit it or not, you seek comfort from them...and, perhaps, them from you, if you're in the same situation.

So, whether you push them away, treat them right, or go so far as to worship them and put them on a pedestal, you don't want them to go now. You crave being with them, or at least being in their presence. Don't ruin this for yourself. After all, what would you do without your little ray of light? You'll do anything to keep them happy and loved. Anything.

  • Respond to the meme with your character, canon, preferences, and, if you'd like, what position you're character will be in.
  • Respond to others.


  • prompts

  • light || the pure is affecting the impure in a positive way.

  • dark || the impure is affecting the pure in a negative way.

  • purposeful || you want to corrupt something so pure.

  • forgive || they know what you've done and they've forgiven you.

  • death || something comes up from the dark past and strikes out at the one loved the most. they know it would hurt you to see them in pain - or worse.

  • life || the smut option. will there be hesitance in "defiling" purity?

  • cheer || never again did you think that there would be simple joys. picnics, birthdays, gentle holding of hands.

  • confessions || you have to get them into your life; they're the only good thing you can see.

  • teach || one party is teaching the other about more worldly pursuits, may or may not be sexual. perhaps they feel guilty for this, perhaps they don't.

  • end || you can't do this to them anymore. they deserve so much better than you.
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you may say I'm a memer
19 May 2021 @ 10:22 am
there must be some mistake  
The nerve of her! Coming here with your face!
The Mistaken Identity Meme

There are infinite universes, and only a limited range of human features. Whether your character is a twin, a triplet, a clone, a shapeshifter, a really good makeup artist, or just played by a reasonably prolific actor, there's someone out there in RP land who's a dead ringer for them. Shenanigans are practically required to ensue.

You know the drill. Post, tag, profit.

( Prompts! )
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19 May 2021 @ 01:36 pm
Home looks like your face, home feels like your arms  



unexpected domesticity shipping meme.
you never thought you'd have a home, at least not one you can call completely yours, no strings attached and no one lording above you or controlling you. you may not have even known what a "home" truly is, or thought you wanted one. now, there is a touch of domesticity in your life, no matter what things are like otherwise, because you have a home, though you may not have a house proper.

most importantly, you now have someone to share this new facet of life with - a partner. similar to you or completely different, relationship unspoken or unrealized, heavily romantic or understated, they are slowly but surely becoming someone indispensable to you. you never could have seen this coming. and, of course, with domesticity comes a certain amount of intimacy, perhaps even the ultimate physical intimacy...you may be open to that already or you're working up to it when you'd hardly considered it before.

whether your situation is for the long term as it stands, could end at any moment, or a mere disguise you're using to lay low, you're getting comfortable. how does that make you feel? will you accept a new lease on life - or will you sabotage yourself before someone else does?

— Comment with your character, preferences, what tone you want your thread to take, and whether or not your open to smut.
— Reply to others.


 
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19 May 2021 @ 06:47 pm
Yes, scrubs.  
the intimate bathing meme;



Grooming is an important part of many species' rituals. It keeps them clean, healthy, and content. And a good bath? It can change the whole tone of a day from terrible to relaxed and blissful.

But nudity is sometimes viewed as a weakness - and it is almost always sexualized - so bathing is often kept a private matter. If you do share these moments with someone, they're almost always a significant other or a sexual partner.

Like you're doing now.

Whether it be after a battle or after sex (or before sex, even), the two of you are going to get clean. Be sure to help each other out with that, won't you? After all, there are places on the back that just can't be reached...

HOW TO PLAY:
  • Comment with your character, your prefs, etc.
  • If there are other grooming-related practices or kinks you'd like to include, like shaving, hair washing, mention them!
  • Reply to others!
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Thor, Sock of Odin
19 May 2021 @ 06:51 pm
If you're nasty  

dirty talk dialogue prompt generator
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hey, how you doin' lil' mama? let me whisper in ya ear.

how to play
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➊ comment with your character, info, prefs, squicks and icks, your standard fare.
➋ two ways to play this, amigos! either leave your top level blank and let the good people come to you with their what their character ends up saddled with saying, ooooor roll the dice on a few options of your own.
➌ either way, you're going to want to hit up the generator for good measure.
➍ you give or you get one line. that's your prompt.
❺ go for the gold.
nette of gs
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19 May 2021 @ 07:06 pm
Tantalizing and titillating tits  
ᴛʜᴇ TITFUCKING/PAIZURI ᴍᴇᴍᴇ

Like many an act in porn, titfucking is harder in practice than it is in theory. It just may not be possible for some people. But what could be more fun? Tits are awesome and soft, fucking is amazing. Combine the two, and you have a sandwich most would kill to be a filling in. So, using the flexibility of fiction, come on and place your cock - flesh, plastic, or otherwise - between some pillows that are definitely the most fun of all. It doesn't matter what you call it, titfucking or paizuri, both end in a bang.
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♥♥♥♥
19 May 2021 @ 07:38 pm
no sleep here  
the i n s o m n i a meme


It happens to everyone - sometimes, you have nights where you just can't fall asleep, no matter what you do. It could be for a number of reasons, or no reason at all. And this is what's happened now: you've been laying in bed for what feels like hours, just tossing and turning, and nothing seems to help. So what's left to do? Get out of bed and go wake someone else up, of course. If you're not getting any sleep, then why should they?


i n s t r u c t i o n s

• Post with your character (note the name and fandom in the subject).
• Other people reply to you by generating a number from 1 to 10.
• Have fun!


o p t i o n s

01 • FEAR. Maybe you're hearing strange, indeterminable noises; maybe there's a severe storm happening outside; maybe you watched a scary movie before bed? Whatever the reason, you're terrified and it's keeping you awake. You just want to wake someone else up so they can protect you from the monster in your closet.
02 • HUNGER. Your stomach is growling and it just won't stop. Or perhaps your throat is so dry you could cough up a tumbleweed? Well, you've gone to the kitchen to remedy this and hey, that was a pan that just dropped on the floor. It was loud enough to wake the dead! Oops.
03 • PAIN. Your body is completely worn out, be it from exercise, battle, sickness, or what have you. Either way you're in enough pain to keep you from sleeping, so maybe someone else has a home remedy or something, or can at least help you take your mind off of it.
04 • SOLITUDE. For some reason, your bed just feels so empty at the moment. You're feeling terribly lonely and really just want someone to keep you company for a while. Maybe it'd be easier to fall asleep if you're with them...
05 • DISCOMFORT. Your room is an oven. Either that or a freezer. Or maybe this bed is just really uncomfortable? Who knows why you can't get to sleep, it feels like it could be anything. Why even bother trying? Maybe someone else can preoccupy you until you feel tired enough to ignore your discomfort.
06 • PENSIVE. Something's on your mind, and no matter how hard you try to focus elsewhere, it's just not going to work. Your body may be tired, but your mind is incredibly busy and it's virtually impossible to get to sleep. Surely, talking it out with someone else will help?
07 • SADNESS. Something terrible has happened that day, perhaps; or you could just be severely depressed. Either way you're trying your hardest not to cry yourself to sleep, and it's not working at all. Better find a way to get it out of your system somehow; you need a shoulder to cry on.
08 • ANGER. You are just... fuming. Who knows why - that annoying dog is barking again, or maybe the people next door are getting busy and keeping you awake. Whatever the reason for your ire is, you'd better put an end to it so you can get some damn rest already! Go wake up a friend so you can complain to them.
09 • RESTLESS. You're far too energetic to sleep right now. Maybe you're just trying to do so out of necessity - you have to be up early tomorrow! But you just don't think you'll be able to fall asleep for a while now, so why waste the time trying to sleep when you could be doing something else? Namely bothering someone else - you're totally jealous because they're getting more sleep than you.
10 • WILDCARD. Choose one of the options above, or make up your own scenario.

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Little Red Dog
19 May 2021 @ 08:38 pm
You know how some people divine the future by opening a book?  

Sentence Starter Meme



Use any of the sentences below as inspiration to start your thread.


• Leave a comment with your character name, and canon
• Whether you want to write a starter or simply list preferences is up to you
• Others tag in - rinse, repeat

  1. “Gallows humor. Best kind there is”
  2. “Call no man happy until he is dead”
  3. “You got a second chance. Make the most of it”
  4. “You’re too fucking quiet”
  5. “Don’t piss off those bitches in airports”
  6. “You are where the forgotten wait”
  7. “Damn straight I’m a hustler”
  8. “Gods die”
  9. “Babes. You’re dead”
  10. “The dead always give me the screaming mimis”
  11. “You were given the sun itself.”
  12. “We’re like the wind. We blow both ways”
  13. “Liberty is a bitch who must be bedded on a mattress of corpses”
  14. “A man’s fortune is his own affair”
  15. “A story’s a good way of gettin’ someone on your side”
  16. “There’s a storm coming, and it’s not a storm of our making”
  17. “Where did all the blood come from?”
  18. “You shine like a beacon in the dark world”
  19. “I think empires rose and fell in the time it took you to pee”
  20. “Why does your car smell like bananas anyway?”
  21. “He borrowed money and opened a Taco Bell knock-off called Taco Bill’s.”
  22. “I would do anything to get away”
  23. “It’s there in the moment of eclipse and the moment of the storm”
  24. “Good-byes are overrated”

Source: American Gods, Neil Gaiman

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