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18 May 2021 @ 05:18 am
google search: How to say "I would wear your thighs like earmuffs"...but make it sound casual  






the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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18 May 2021 @ 07:08 am
💕📸 ｐｒｏｍｐｔｓ!  
shipping picture prompts
o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level. o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs! o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients. link 'em: embed 'em: shrink 'em:
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gameofsocks
18 May 2021 @ 11:45 am
hit the road;  

{The Road Trip Meme!!}

It's that time of the year again! You decided to take a road trip!
Either to your friends, relative, or perhaps an event,
but oh, my goodness, what will happen along the way?

• Post with your character name/fandom/options preferences.
• Use RNG to pick your possible scenario - or just go with what you'd like most.
• Reply to other people's tags. Use RNG, mix and match, or just wing it!
• Enjoy!


Situations:

1. BREAK DOWN
    Oh, snap, your car decided to break down out in the middle of nowhere. WHAT DO? Is that Leatherface? Will this be "Children of the Corn"?
2. TRUCK STOP
    You've stopped at a gas station. They're out of gas, snacks and the bathrooms are out of order. Wat do. (Zombie attack optional.)
3. HITCHHIKERS?
    Is this even a good idea? Why is their backpack leaking suspicious substances? Go wild.
4. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HIT?
    Dude, I hear deer mess up cars... or I think that was a deer.
5. DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND!
    Alas, you're the parent or the disgruntled friend who has had it up to here with all the fighting in the back.
6. OMG, I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS LANDMARK!
    No, no, and no. You tell that person that they're going to be driven around and they're going to like it.
7. THE GREAT ESCAPE
    Either dinosaurs or the mothman is chasing you. Don't stop now.
8. MAKE OUT~
    You're now parked in one of the make-out points in this town. Did you know? Well, that's up to you, as is what you do next.
9. WE'RE SO LOST
    The map blew away when you were stupid enough to open the windows earlier. You know that old stereotype about how men never ask for directions but women will? Time to see if you're going to prove it right or not. Try not to fight over it too much, driving partners.
10. BUT OFFICER...
    Those flashing lights in your rearview mirror? Definitely not just for decoration.

Relationship (optional):

1. BUSINESS PARTNERS: The jet was undergoing some heavy repairs, so you have to drive to that big meeting.

2. BFFS/ROOMIES: On your last hurrah before you join the 'real world.'

3. NEWLYWEDS: You're a young couple on your honeymoon! Hope this doesn't ruin your relationship.

4. SIBLINGS: Whether this is a trip to reconnect or to fix things or to just deepen your bond as epic sibs is up to you.

5. PARENT & CHILD: It's like a family vacation for the two of you. try not to get on each other's nerves too much?

 


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anonmeme
18 May 2021 @ 03:42 pm
not until you bang  
 A ROOM YOU CANNOT LEAVE UNTIL YOU DO IT



This is a new classic trope in recent Japanese doujinshi, where two characters are locked inside a room with a big sign hanging from the door which reads "you cannot get out of this room until you have sex". Welcome to one such room! The reasons for being here and what counts as sex is up to the players' discretions, whether it's magic, a twisted trap from an enemy, a party game, or maybe it was done on purpose by one or both of you, anything goes! As long as the condition is met in the end, you'll both be out and on your merry way!

Rules:
  • Comment with your character, series, and preferences as needed on the subject line.
  • Tag other people
  • Have fun!
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whataboutasock
18 May 2021 @ 06:28 pm
Oh noooo I hope I don't fall  
WARNING: This meme focuses on guro, or grotesque, kinks. This means it concentrates on sexualized violence. This meme will inherently include themes on death, mutilation, amputation, abortion and miscarriage, executions, and interrogations. It will potentially include themes on the following; dub-con, non-con, power-play, child abuse, incest, etc.

HOW TO PLAY

What to do:
1. Post with your character.
2. Include you preferences and any other information.
3. Reply to others. You may use a RNG for scenarios if you'd like... though nobody really uses that anymore, do they?
4. Have fun!

The New and Improved Grotesque Meme


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keet
18 May 2021 @ 08:13 pm
anon enabled FUCK MARRY KILL  
anon enabled FUCK MARRY KILL


Rules!
It's the Fuck, Marry, Kill meme but with anon enabled.  If you don't know what to do here I fear for you.
 
 
18 May 2021 @ 08:55 pm
I come in, I throw soulmate trash all over the ring, and then I start shipping garbage  

ULTIMATE SOULMATE AU
● hit 'em with the character, canon name, and preferences.
● others will hit you up with a result from the ultra-deluxe, top-of-the-line soulmate AU prompt generator bible (seriously, there's like 186 individual prompts in there, check that out; there's also gen options for platonic soulmates).
● op, that's your prompt. cry. laugh. feel all your feels.
● Curtain's up, break a leg.
● alternatively, if you want to make it a reverse prompt meme, just put the results you get in your top level! that works. ♥
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