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17 March 2018 @ 08:03 am

married couple smut meme
Because all that fun hands-on intimacy isn't just for the swinging singles.

how to play.
  • Comment with your character, prefs, etc.
  • All characters are welcome, as there are prompts for everyone - yes, including your grimdark antiheroes and playboy types.
  • Reply to others.


prompts.
  1. wedding night: what else do you expect to go down on your first night as a married couple?
  2. honeymoon: enjoy the beaches of Florida or the twin-sun skies of Tatooine.
  3. not the marrying sort: how did you, of all people, get hitched? nevermind, you might as well just reap the benefits.
  4. arranged marriage: a contract needs a signing.
  5. newlyweds: you two just can't keep your hands to yourselves. or your bodies off every piece of furniture you have.
  6. night off: one of you is always busy, so time together is rare.
  7. long distance: a more extreme version of the above. you two are married but don't live together, as one of you is always on the road...or on the run.
  8. still so in love: no matter how long you've been together, the spark's still there.
  9. hatesex: there's no spark here, as it's more like a raging inferno of resentment towards your ball and chain.
  10. rekindle the spark: in continuation of spark talk, you guys are trying to recapture what you once had.
  11. make-up sex: the best thing about marital spats? making up again!
  12. romantic night: break out the chocolate and bubble bath.
  13. still got it: they have no need for jealousy, as you have eyes only for them. you want to show them how beautiful they are.
  14. domestically depraved: to the outside world, you're the Cleavers. in your own little world, you're still the perfect couple - just a bit kinky.
  15. CHOOSE YOUR OWN
 
 
17 March 2018 @ 10:04 am

THE CRACK PAIRING MEME


crack pairing


An unusual relationship of any kind of fandom (i.e. books, television shows, movies, ect.) that is unlikely to happen.


OR

Randomly take two characters… they don’t have to know each other, they don’t have to show ANY signs of a relationship, and hook them together. That is a crack pairing.


We all know them. Fandoms have fostered these little gems of shipping since the early days, and now, they can even be serious contenders in even the most hostile of shipping wars. Maybe they're absolutely ridiculous and only "for the lulz." Perhaps they make perfect sense...if you squint. Whatever the case may be, these so-called "crack" pairings are not canon and they're nowhere near as popular in fandom as the big fanon pairings.

Most of the time.

Of course, it's important to note that a lot of the time in RP, pairings are always crack pairings. Especially crossover ships, which canon purists would deride purely for being impossible. Still, in memes, that's less likely to happen because people either stick with canon ships, fanon ships, or close CR because of the lack of opportunities for development that games offer.

Not here. This meme is for ALL your ridiculousness, all your high school fangirl dreams, and just plain not being sorry for your ships. Think these characters would be cute together? Go for it. That character have adorable icons and that all you know about them? Ship it, by all means. Here, the reasons come after the desire.

RULES
- Comment with your character and preferences. If you want, you can include a one sentence or so blurb about your character. But blank comments are fine.
- Tag to others.
- RNG for prompts. Prompts cannibalized from random memes.
PROMPTS )
 
 
17 March 2018 @ 12:20 pm


Blood and Glory


There is nothing quite like the arena, the cheer of the crowd, hundreds of pairs of eyes all watching you, the way your life balances on the edge of the blade. They say there are two kinds of fighters, those that value survival above all, and those who value victory.

Maybe this has always been your world, and the arena has always been a part of it. Or perhaps you've been brought here against your will. But surely you know the expression: When in Rome...


Rules
1. Comment with your character and canon.
2. Include things such as scenarios, settings, and whether you'd like to play as an AU or something the characters have been dragged into.
3. Good fighting.



ARENA VARIANTS

Historical //
Whether it's 300 BC or 300 AD, whether you're slaves, volunteers, or a member of the city's favorite team, you're in Rome or something like it. I hear the sand makes the blood easier to clean up.

Fantasy //
Mythical creatures set loose to be battled, magic in the bindings that keeps you in line, this life may be even more dangerous. At least the architecture is pretty.

Space //
You are on a large ship, or perhaps an entire planet, that exists only as an arena for battles to take place, with exploits beamed across the galaxy.

Your Own World //
Turns out even in familiar places there are people bloodthirsty enough to want to see these sorts of battles. The arena might be makeshift, or re-purposed, or even a new stadium made for the purpose, but the sentiment behind the games is the same.




SCENARIOS

1// Man vs Beast
Today your opponents are not other gladiators, but animals, or monsters. Try and stay alive.

2// There Can Be Only One
Both of you have made it to the end of the battle, but there can be only one victor today. You must come to accords in one way or another, or else persuade the crowd to have a change of heart.

3// Fresh Meat
One of you is a veteran gladiator, the other one has just been brought in, willingly or otherwise. Time to haze the greenhorn, or take them under your wing.

4// Biggest Fan
One of you is not a fighter at all, but you do enjoy watching the battles, and now you have a chance to meet your heroes.

5// Picking Sides
The next battle will be between a number of teams, you'll need to find your partner ahead of time if you want a chance.

6// Crowd Pleaser
One of you is a known favorite of the masses. The other... isn't.

7// Protector
You've made an agreement. No matter what happens or who arrives in the arena, you will keep your friend alive.

8// Night Life

One of you is not a fighter, but you are close to their level, there to entertain the fighters after the arena has quieted for the night with things like drink and dance.

9// Volunteer and the Impressed
One of you is there because you want to be. The life of battle and fighting for fun just appeals to you you're ready to throw yourself into the ring. This is causing some friction between you and the others.

10// Revolt
You've made your plans, there's a weakness in the arena, and come the next show, you are all getting out.

11// Good Hunting
One of you have been thrown into the arena with little more than the shirt on your back. The other, in full armor with a few nice toys to use. The end result seems simple, doesn't it?

12// Patron
One of you is a person of wealth who would liked to get more involved in a gladiator's life, such as providing them with some useful perks. The other of you could really use a leg up.

 
 
17 March 2018 @ 02:44 pm
Corrupted, Depraved, Addicted
a smut meme


There may be a part of all of us that is both drawn towards perfection and slightly unnerved by it. A straight line of items is appealing, yet we could feel more at ease if one thing was to the side just so. If things are already ruined, we don't have to worry about doing it ourselves. But, still, there exists at the core of a good deal of us some kind of primal urge that is very simple: destroy what's perfect. Make it flawed, like us.

This meme takes this dark and fairly insignificant desire and twists it to new extremes, combining it with that other age old dichotomy of virgin/whore. Characters will want to corrupt another character, whether the latter is innocent or stoic and put together. They want to see them turned depraved, into a slut --- yet only addicted and loyal to them.

One concept that is different than other memes, however, is that the character doing the corrupting does not have to be flat out mustache twirling evil. Anyone can want to be the corrupter, from the sweetest to the most rotten, because there are tons of varying interpretations of why they'd want to do it: as a kink, perhaps a mutual one with their lover, just to see if this so-called "perfect" person really is, out of genuine adoration, or even hoping. Of course, they could also just want to watch the world burn...and be mustache twirling evil.

RULES
  • This meme is going to play somewhat into sluttification kinks, so obviously there's a problematic element here. All aspects of that kink IE dirty talk, humiliation, sexy clothing, loving depravation, etc, are welcome, but how straight or how far you take it is up to you. Disclaimer that nobody here believes in this shit, it's all kink, so on so forth.
  • Comment with your character, preferences, and what role they're likely to play. I don't want to see this meme filled with pillow queening, though, so try to be flexible and proactive.
  • Reply to others.


WHY
  1. For Love: You want to make them yours in every way possible, and they're all for it.
  2. For Curiosity: Can you really corrupt someone?
  3. For Teaching: They want to be more worldly. Things are taken far, far into the opposite direction.
  4. For Their Own Good: It would be better for them if they were more open. Much more open.
  5. For Fetish: You get off to this. Maybe they do, too?
  6. For Spite: You want to ruin their life. Nothing more, nothing less.
  7. For Benefit: More than a lover, you want a right hand man. A henchman. A Harley Quinn, if you will.
  8. Because You Can: You just like to fuck with people, and what better way to do it than this?
 
 
ɢɪɢɪʟ ɴᴀ ɢɪɢɪʟ
Fluff Meme




R U L E S:
1. Post your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Others respond using RNG. Roll 1 - 15 to pick a scenario.
3. Some scenarios have options (A-C). Pick any one from them or roll 1 - 3.
4. If there is no option that fits for you, then feel free to make one up!
5. And there you go, instant fluff~


Come into my arms~ )
 
 
shitglasses
17 March 2018 @ 06:14 pm


TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
It's an old game, a good way to get to know people, or test how well you know someone you know already. Maybe you have to play, maybe it's just for fun. It doesn't matter; it's time to play.
  • Post your character to the meme with three facts about themselves, two of which are true, one of which is a lie.
  • Characters respond with their guesses.
  • Respond in kind to those who tag you, discuss their guesses.
  • Tag around and challenge others!
 
 
a cat in a sock
17 March 2018 @ 09:41 pm
COSMO SEX TIPS MEME



Let's face it, sometimes bedroom shenanigans can get stagnant and boring. One can only do it against the wall with one partner upside-down covered in glitter so many times before it just doesn't do it for you anymore.

That's where ✨COSMO TIPS✨ come in!

Just flip open a magazine and pick the sauciest tip you can find and try it out on your partner!


Rules
1. Put your character's name and series in the subject line.
2. Pick a terrible sex tip (here's a couple lists and a subreddit) or make your own. Put it in your top-level, along with your character's reaction. Are they trying it out, or just flipping through a magazine in horrified fascination?
3. Keep in mind this meme is meant to be as ridiculous as possible. Cosmo tips are pretty out there and it is not recommended you try these at home.
4. ... Profit?

here's the original meme if you need more ideas
 
 
The Meme Maid
the  smut picture prompt meme
SIMILAR TO THE PICTURE PROMPT MEME ONLY FOR NSFW/SMUT PROMPTS INSTEAD

i. COMMENT WITH CHARACTER
ii. OTHERS LEAVE A PICTURE (OR TWO OR THREE....)
iii. REPLY TO THEM WITH A SETTING BASED ON THE IMAGES.

THIS POST WILL BE IMAGE HEAVY AND NSFW.



Link to an image:
 

Embed an image in your reply:
 

Image height and width:
 
 
 
17 March 2018 @ 11:07 pm



the Coffee shop meme

Your character finds themselves in a coffee shop:

maybe your character works as a barista
maybe they're just unwinding after a long day at work
getting their caffeine fix in the morning
maybe they're on a date

whatever the reason; everyone's welcome.
 
 
Walker
17 March 2018 @ 11:30 pm
Comments, corrections, questions, etc welcome.

Please do not use this post as a time-stamp. The comm operates in EST/UTC-4. See the time HERE

The third week of the month is scheduled for the midnight texting meme. (For 2018 - Mar 18, Apr 15, May 20, Jun 17, Jul 15)

Feel free to advertise RP related comms and materials below.


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