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тσ ∂ιє ωσυℓ∂ вє αи αωfυℓℓу вιg α∂νєитυяє ([personal profile] setlist) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2018-03-17 08:03 am

There's no passion like it.


married couple smut meme
Because all that fun hands-on intimacy isn't just for the swinging singles.

how to play.
  • Comment with your character, prefs, etc.
  • All characters are welcome, as there are prompts for everyone - yes, including your grimdark antiheroes and playboy types.
  • Reply to others.


prompts.
  1. wedding night: what else do you expect to go down on your first night as a married couple?
  2. honeymoon: enjoy the beaches of Florida or the twin-sun skies of Tatooine.
  3. not the marrying sort: how did you, of all people, get hitched? nevermind, you might as well just reap the benefits.
  4. arranged marriage: a contract needs a signing.
  5. newlyweds: you two just can't keep your hands to yourselves. or your bodies off every piece of furniture you have.
  6. night off: one of you is always busy, so time together is rare.
  7. long distance: a more extreme version of the above. you two are married but don't live together, as one of you is always on the road...or on the run.
  8. still so in love: no matter how long you've been together, the spark's still there.
  9. hatesex: there's no spark here, as it's more like a raging inferno of resentment towards your ball and chain.
  10. rekindle the spark: in continuation of spark talk, you guys are trying to recapture what you once had.
  11. make-up sex: the best thing about marital spats? making up again!
  12. romantic night: break out the chocolate and bubble bath.
  13. still got it: they have no need for jealousy, as you have eyes only for them. you want to show them how beautiful they are.
  14. domestically depraved: to the outside world, you're the Cleavers. in your own little world, you're still the perfect couple - just a bit kinky.
  15. CHOOSE YOUR OWN
bjornironside: (pic#12147981)

Bjorn Ironside | Vikings | M/F

[personal profile] bjornironside 2018-03-17 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
transmigrate: (And I guess that you did too)

princess serenity | sailor moon | f/m

[personal profile] transmigrate 2018-03-17 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
exorcising: (Protect)

sam winchester ♱ supernatural ♱ m/f

[personal profile] exorcising 2018-03-17 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
selfashuried: ([civies] (11))

shuri | black panther/mcu | ota

[personal profile] selfashuried 2018-03-17 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ aged up, of course. ]
whateveraspidercan: (Spider Looking)

[personal profile] whateveraspidercan 2018-03-18 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[You up for science nerds tying the knot once they're of age?]
selfashuried: (Default)

[personal profile] selfashuried 2018-03-19 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yes, let's do this! ]
whateveraspidercan: (Hand on Head)

[personal profile] whateveraspidercan 2018-03-19 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Wakandan weddings were b-a-n-a-n-a-s. Or at least when you were marrying royalty they were. Peter sometimes forgot that Shuri was royalty. Not because she seemed ordinary, because no one could ever mistake her for that. No, Shuri was the most special, extraordinary person that Peter had ever met. From the first time he'd met her when visiting the Wakandan Embassy in Oakland as a part of the Academic Decathlon team having won the National Championship he'd known she was special. She was the smartest, most beautiful person he'd ever met and he fell head over heels for her. Literally, he fell down a set of stairs while he was there because he couldn't stop listening to her and looking at her.

They'd kept in contact after that, the clumsy white boy and the Wakanda Princess. It had apparently taken her all of about two days to figure out he was Spider-Man. She told him she would have done it faster but she was busy in her lab for most of that time.

It had been a weird sort of romance. Long distance broken up by saving the world/universe. He'd nervously asked her to prom senior year, almost throwing up he'd been so worried she would say no. College wasn't exactly easy after that but they were "official" by then. At least to each other and their immediate family. It was surprisingly easy to hide from tabloids when your girlfriend had the most advanced technology on the planet (and probably several other planets as well).

Peter had taken to learning Xhosa, which was not an easy language to learn at all. He'd wanted to keep it a surprise for her (and also because he knew she'd laugh herself to tears at her accent), which had made for an awkward family dinner one evening when they'd all started talking about him and didn't realize he could understand them. In the end though they'd respected him more for it, even if they all did laugh at his accent. Apparently Xhosa spoken with a Queens accent was hilarious.

They'd talked about marriage after college, Peter wanting to finish his degree first. Having that sort of motivation, as well as a fiancée that was understanding about the fact that you had to sometimes put on a skin tight costume to go save people. It wasn't an easy relationship but Peter knew that all the best things in life were worth the world. And Shuri? Shuri was the best thing EVER. So yeah it was difficult when they were apart. And sometimes when they were together, but Peter loved her more than anything in his life.

But goodness the wedding almost drove him insane. They were having a Wakandan wedding, of course. Because what the heck was a Queens wedding anyway? And like everything Wakanda and it was beautiful and rich in history and really complex to an outsider.

He had a million questions for her. Was he going to have to fight anyone for her hand in marriage? "Only if you try to leave me at the alter." Who was M'Baku and why is he sending me emojis of "broken heart" "gorilla" and "skull"? "That's sweet of him." On and on and on he had so many questions and he seemed to delight Shuri with every one until she finally kissed him senseless and told him to stop worrying so much.

If Peter had to describe the wedding he would have been hard pressed to choose between "beautiful", "exhausting", or "extra". When it was all done (how was it possible for so many people to dance so much?) and he and Shuri were finally left alone Peter just collapsed face first on the bed. He wasn't even sure how to take off his fancy ceremonial robe and right now he didn't care, all he cared about was that he didn't have to stand up or move or smile anymore. Also, he and Shuri were married, that was pretty dope.

"I love this bed," he said, voice muffled because he didn't have the energy to lift his head up. "I love this bed almost as much as I love my wife."

[ooc: Hope this works, let me know if you want anything changed!]
selfashuried: ([civies] (9))

[personal profile] selfashuried 2018-03-20 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
"I knew there had to be a qualifier there."

Graceful descent on the staircase or no, love at first sight hadn't struck Shuri upon meeting Peter Parker. Among the seemingly endless sea of America's best and brightest, all awestruck to get a glance at tech they'd thought only existed in whatever whitewashed sci-fi Hollywood blockbuster that came out last summer, he didn't stand out initially - not strikingly handsome nor noticeably charismatic. Not her type, either, though that was not the fairest assessment. Due to her finding romance mindnumbingly boring outside of a concept she could use to torture her brother (his schoolboy crush on Nakia was an endless well of amusement), she didn't have a type.

Maybe a supercomputer with abs. That would be worth getting out of the lab for.

But Peter did what no one else dared when he approached her with a genuineness that, thankfully, that intrigued her more than caught her off guard. And sure, he made her laugh, which as a bonus, though that wasn't what drew her to him that day and then for days, weeks, months, years afterward. That honor? Without question, her initial attraction sprung from the way he viewed everything, from her to science, with an unaffected wonder. He was honestly happy to be caught up in the moment, the world around just so awesome. Compared to a world of pomp and circumstance, royalty and expectation, Peter Parker was a breath of fresh air.

...all right, okay, full disclosure, the laughs he brought were pretty important, too, her initial discovery of his spider-suited identity still a running joke with her. A spider? Really? Still, she had to admit, the spandex did show off his tight little -

Ask Shuri when she fell fully, completely in love with Peter and she couldn't tell you. What she would admit was that she loved him now, with the fierceness that only a princess of Wakanda could possess. Marriage was the only logical conclusion. Far be it from her to deny cold, hard logic, despite how long and drawn-out she knew the affair would be. There had not been a proper royal wedding in years, and the people practically burst with excitement at the mere announcement. At long last!

Sadly, their king remained unmarried. They'd have to save their open dancing in the street for that occasion.

"Because remember," Shuri said, settling down on the bed beside him, untying the neck of her garment that was nearly as oppressive as the corset she'd abandoned in the hall before she leaned down to kiss his shoulder, "I can still have the marriage annulled and you thrown into a pit of animals of my choosing. Personally, I am fond of jackals."
whateveraspidercan: (Hands In Pockets)

[personal profile] whateveraspidercan 2018-03-20 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Peter made a happy growling sound as Shuri pressed a kiss on his shoulder. He could feel the warmth of it through his clothes and felt that warmth rush through him with a sort of tingle that reminded him when he was a little kid and he and Ned had stuck 9 volt batteries on their tongues. He was also pretty sure he'd heard the sound of clothing being removed which filled him with another type of warmth. Of course given how many layers Peter had put on that didn't necessarily mean Shuri was unclothed. But he could hope.

"You wouldn't do that. Too many people have told you that this was a mistake. You wouldn't give them the satisfaction of being right. You'd just feed me to the jackals and say it was a tragic accident," Peter said, rolling over to smile at her.

"Oh," was all he said when he saw how much she wasn't wearing. Shuri was stunning. Even fully clothed she was absolutely stunning. Sometimes just seeing her smile left him almost dizzy. Seeing her in just a smile always causing his brain to break a little bit and need to reboot. Any state of dress in between that brought varying degrees of brain-breakage. "Lucky for you the bed is like... distant second. Way distant."

Peter loved that he and Shuri could joke. For all her brilliance she loved to give people a hard time, loved to have fun, loved to be playful and Peter was drawn to that as much as he was her brains and beauty. Life with Shuri was never, ever boring even in the few times they had together where things had become something of a routine.
selfashuried: ([civies] (12))

[personal profile] selfashuried 2018-03-21 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Your command of your language never ceases to amaze me," Shuri said with a wide, toothy smirk that was as at home on her face as a look of concentration while she fashioned a new creation. As a purveyor of fine quippery, busting Peter's chops was a matter of enjoyment, pride, and affection. The last was incredibly important and ever-present: she gave the hardest time to those she adored the most. His Royal Highness had been the brunt of most of her jokes for her (short) life, but her husband was catching up.

Husband. Speaking of the power, or lack thereof, of language, the word in English still paled to the implications wrapped in Gordian knots that it held in her tongue. The heaviness that accompanied was almost frightening in scope. Her relationship with her forefathers' traditions unique at best, as it was put in polite company, she still respected the bonds such ceremonies represented. Enough to have a Wakandan wedding or no wedding at all, for her feelings for Peter deserved the sincerest, deepest vows on the planet.

Which was exactly the kind of levity that fostered her decision to follow through on a previous urge and tweak at one firm cheek of his rear. No matter how many layers of robes he put on, that glory could not be hidden.

"Have you decided to adopt new pajamas?" Because he still was so woefully overclothed, compared to the way her thin gown rolled down at the shoulders and up as she pulled herself entirely onto the bed.

"...the handiwork of jackals is underrated, especially when they're in packs."

Translation: she was going to have to get her husband out of these wraps because, if anything, she deserved a reward for being part show-rhino in full regalia for the day.
whateveraspidercan: (Shocked)

[personal profile] whateveraspidercan 2018-03-21 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Peter didn't mind the jokes, it was pretty easy to tell that she did so because she cared. Shuri demonstrated her fondness for you by finding out exactly what would annoy you the most and then teasing you with it. It had rankled him a bit at first, being the object of bullying for so long, but once he understood what she was doing it made him feel special. Just one of the many, many ways that she made him feel special.

Like how she pinched his backside, causing him to yelp and finally roll over completely. Having someone appreciate you for your body (but not just your body) was also one of those things that made him feel special. Agreeing to marry him was kind of a big one too but Peter was kind of partial to all the little ways she did it. Or, you know, the big way she did it by wearing so very little.

"Okay, you make a good point," he said, hopping up off the bed and struggling just a bit to remove the top part of the ceremonial robe. It still felt kind of weird to take his clothes off as part of a show but he liked that Shuri liked it. Any time he tried to be overtly "sexy" it usually resulted in disaster but the laughs were worth it. Peter was just about to strip his pants off as well when he suddenly remembered something.

"Wait! I almost forgot! I got you a wedding present!" he exclaimed before bounding off, climbing up one of the walls to a ledge that was out of the way for anyone that couldn't climb walls, rambling as he went. "So you know that Dr. Strange wizard or whatever? And he has that Eye thing that can reverse time? That got me thinking. So I gathered some stuff up and took it to him..."

Grabbing a box from the ledge he jumped back down to the ground and headed over to the bed where his wife (holy crap, his wife, he was never going to get tired of that even if he said it a hundred time already, Shuri was his wife) was laying.

"But he did his magic and.... tada!" he said, pulling off the top of the box to reveal a medium sized pot. In the pot though were a half dozen Heart-Shaped Herds that had been reformed out of ashes by the magic of the Infinity Stone.
berrybloomers: (pic#10757475)

miwako sakurada ❥ paradise kiss ❥ f/m

[personal profile] berrybloomers 2018-03-17 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
( Congrats, you've married the cutest, kinkiest thing in the known galaxy. Really, she's probably more fairy-nymphomaniac than woman.

20+ only, please. )
servesthegods: (God that's good)

chel ☼ the road to el dorado ☼ f/m

[personal profile] servesthegods 2018-03-17 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ How did this happen? IDEK. ]
regretfilled: (Default)

Louis de Pointe du Lac | Interview with the Vampire

[personal profile] regretfilled 2018-03-17 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ pre-vampire AU; m/f only. ]
novelists: (Default)

edith cushing ( crimson peak )

[personal profile] novelists 2018-03-17 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
snakeintheeye: (Default)

Sigurd Ragnarsson | Vikings | m/m

[personal profile] snakeintheeye 2018-03-17 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
heavythecrown: (Default)

Jamal Lyon | Empire | m/m

[personal profile] heavythecrown 2018-03-17 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
ornislogos: (Default)

Stan Uris ( It - aged up )

[personal profile] ornislogos 2018-03-17 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
presumptives: (Default)

Sabine Faber ( X-Company - OTA )

[personal profile] presumptives 2018-03-17 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
flowerpetalfortune: (Default)

Sumia | Fire Emblem: Awakening

[personal profile] flowerpetalfortune 2018-03-17 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
(either canon flavor or modern au)
steppedonacat: (Default)

Kaede Akamatsu | DRV3

[personal profile] steppedonacat 2018-03-17 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
hemostasis: (that everyone i knew)

[personal profile] hemostasis 2018-03-25 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hi! How do you feel about 12, 13 or 14?]
steppedonacat: (Default)

[personal profile] steppedonacat 2018-03-25 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
(hello! how does 12 sound to you? also did you want her in his canon/vice versa?)
hemostasis: (the smoke and who's still)

[personal profile] hemostasis 2018-03-25 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kaede’s canon works, and sure! 12 sounds fun.]
steppedonacat: (March Funèbre)

[personal profile] steppedonacat 2018-03-26 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
(her canon kinda sucks so we’ll go with.... a... modified version.)

I’ll see you on Monday!
Make sure you practice the three lessons we covered today and the second part of your recital piece, alright?

Bye!

[Her last lesson for today. For two whole days, in fact.

With the door clicked closed, Kaede smiled and stretched her back a bit— it was nice being able to spread the happiness that drew her to the piano in the first place, but she still needed a little time to herself.]


John? Are you still upstairs?

[She moved to the base of the small staircase, calling out his name again when Kaede heard no reply.

They had been married for a few months now, but living with a professional pianist had more quips than either of them probably realized. He didn’t seem that troubled by it all, given his own busy schedule, but she still liked the idea of having a few days alone— just the two of them.]


Where did he go?
maipokerface: ([078])

Mai | ATLA | F/M

[personal profile] maipokerface 2018-03-18 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
ryuugazakirei: (little blush)

Ryuugazaki Rei || Free!

[personal profile] ryuugazakirei 2018-03-18 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
makesthetea: ([006] Your shoes are untied)

[personal profile] makesthetea 2018-03-18 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Do you have any specific preferences?]
ryuugazakirei: (GAAAH)

[personal profile] ryuugazakirei 2018-03-18 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh gosh, I'm sorry; normally I include M/M in my top posts because I think Rei is very gay, but I do want to try to make this work because I messed up. So perhaps something in line with 3 or 4, where their marriage started unconventionally but now they're getting close in their own way?

I'm also canon blind for Mai so please be patient with me, but I wanna give this a go!]
makesthetea: ([002] With those innocent eyes)

[personal profile] makesthetea 2018-03-18 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Nah, no worries, that's why I wanted to ask first! I get how it is, sometimes you forget and all. No hard feelings! c:]
ryuugazakirei: (total shame blush)

[personal profile] ryuugazakirei 2018-03-18 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Gosh.. I do really want to try, though. I want to push my characterization of Rei, too. If that's okay?]
makesthetea: ([001] Well he looks at me)

[personal profile] makesthetea 2018-03-18 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[It's perfectly fine! I'm happy to make it some awkward marriage deal without the smut angle if you really want to go for it. If you get uncomfortable with this or there's anything you don't like, feel free to let me know! And if you decide this isn't your cup of tea in the end, feel free to drop the thread. c:]
ryuugazakirei: (warm smile)

[personal profile] ryuugazakirei 2018-03-18 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[You are too kind! I think it might be cute to sort of have a deal where they have had to get married, for whatever reason, and it's early in their marriage and they're still getting used to sharing a bed? I know Mai has some cool powers, so maybe there's a reason why she needs to get married we can extrapolate from there? She's some kind of royalty, or to protect her from some kind of evil spirits? Maybe Rei is some kind of bodyguard?

This is gonna be so cute. And if our muses get steamy that would be more than okay with me!]
makesthetea: ([007] And I hope that you got)

[personal profile] makesthetea 2018-03-18 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oooh, there's a good idea. I think I have something so I'll throw in a starter. If you'd like to change something, add to it or whatever then feel free!]

[Life has gotten all sorts of awkward following the closure of the office she worked for, Shibuya Psychic Research. Naru may have gotten the closure he wanted but Mai was ultimately left with a problem. With Gene disappearing, she was more or less left to protect herself in a psychic landscape she didn't know quite as much about as Naru or Gene did. Naru's advice had been off-handed and casual.

"Find a husband."

Her first response had been to fume, imagining that narcissist of a boss of hers was just saying something to brush her off. It didn't take her long though to pick up on what he meant, at least once Masako straightened things out.

"It's fairly common for a medium to have a spouse with high spiritual resistance. We're prone to possession after all and a partner is almost essential."

If that was the case then... well, she supposed it was the best idea then. She didn't want to struggle just to live a somewhat normal life and she could offer a husband... uh. Well. ... What could she offer a husband?

That was the question she was still tripping up on this many months later, a wedding band on her finger and the promise of a shared bed she spent more nights laying awake in than anything. After years of living on her own, orphaned at a young age, it was almost as much the sheer fact of someone else being in the same bed as it was that someone being her husband.

So here she is, tucked into pajamas and ready to settle in with the same questions rolling over in her mind that had been spinning out of control for days now. Do you make conversation before bed? Should I say anything? Is it rude if I don't? Should I...

What exactly did a wife do?]
ryuugazakirei: (little blush)

[personal profile] ryuugazakirei 2018-03-18 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[For Rei, the notion of getting married hadn't ever been a blip on the radar-- certainly he was going to be married someday, the way that all adults were married and settled into families and careers. But at his age, the idea of getting married was still a far away thought.

Or so he thought, until he met Taniyama Mai. She was beautiful, smart, and most importantly, incredibly sensitive to the creatures and spirits that existed just beyond the physical realm. Her sensitivity put her at incredible risk, and so it was in her best interest to find a partner who was about as appealing to those spirits as a pile of rocks.

Which was where Rei came into the picture; he was a brick when it came to anything metaphysical, and could be a good guardian for Mai in her difficult time. It was mutually beneficial for them to form a union, and Rei couldn't say he was entirely opposed; romance and love were difficult concepts for him to swallow, but marrying a smart and kind woman who needed his protection, that made much more sense.

Although it did come with its struggles; namely, trying to learn to coexist with an unfamiliar woman in such an intimate space. Mai wasn't just a woman anymore, she was his wife, and Rei had duties to her as a husband. The notion made him nervous, and as he got into bed once again with his newlywedded wife, his body was stiff.]


Have you.... [He cleared his throat.] Did you have a good day, Mai-chan?
azuhi: (big grin)

Azumane Asahi || Haikyuu!!

[personal profile] azuhi 2018-03-18 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
makesthetea: ([005] Because your hair sticks up)

Mai Taniyama | Ghost Hunt | OTA

[personal profile] makesthetea 2018-03-18 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
nascere: (Default)

noctis | ffxv

[personal profile] nascere 2018-03-18 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
bluffer: (Default)

belial | granblue fantasy | ota

[personal profile] bluffer 2018-03-18 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
wherehopegoes: (Default)

Jyn Erso | Rogue One | OTA

[personal profile] wherehopegoes 2018-03-18 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
halfremembered: (Relaxed.)

Aether Brandier | Original | M/F

[personal profile] halfremembered 2018-03-22 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
fearisfreedom: (Default)

[personal profile] fearisfreedom 2018-03-22 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
(( #4 or #9? Or a mixture of the two? Basically this marriage was not her idea at all ))
songstressofthelake: (Default)

[personal profile] songstressofthelake 2018-03-22 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
(( #5 or #6? ))
anoranza: (Default)

Nico Acosta | OC | M/F

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