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03 February 2018 @ 01:38 am
this meme is garbage  


. found you in the garbage
the most casual way to meet new people

◘ you are sitting/lying/standing in a pile of garbage

◘ dumpster? cluttered room? sewers? desolate post-apocalyptic trash planet? your garbage imagination knows neither limits nor bounds!

◘ you find somebody else in this pile of garbage OR somebody else newly joins your trash empire

◘ you two meet! a meeting ensues! communication occurs! threaded live and in colour right here on this meme!

◘ ????

◘ PROFIT!!!

◘ (also, garbage.)
 
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03 February 2018 @ 09:55 am
Mates for Life  

the MATES FOR LIFE meme


The one conceit of this meme: humans (or human-expies, whatever beings they may be) mate for life. With this comes the typical trappings of "mating for life" - indescribable closeness, contentment around your "destined," and, of course, in your all-too-familiar worst case, jealousy and rage should the bond be threatened.

Oh, and there's also the little caveat that, should your mate die, you die as well. But that's not too much to swallow, is it? The whole thing is only a small conceit, you know.

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Reply to others, using the RNG or not at your pleasure.
  • Thread.



PROMPTS
romanticism | You approach the potential of mating with a dreamy hope. It will be just like a romance novel!
distaste | Ugh, mating? You're going to put it off...or maybe even try not to do it at all.
imprint | That's them. That's the one. You both know it, and you can't keep away.
first | The first time you come together sets the bond in stone, not to mention sets the stage for the rest of your lives.
share | Some mates are able to communicate and share their secrets through a mental link; others have to do it the old fashioned way and just speak up.
calm | When one partner goes berserk, there's only one person in this world who can get them to settle down.
comfort | Merely being in the presence of your mate can turn your stormy day around.
heal | Scars, mental or physical, can be mended with the right love from a mate.
need | Your body is going through actual physical withdrawal due to being away from your one and only.
protect | Whether the threat be real or jealously perceived, you have to keep what's yours from harm.
obsessed | You're beyond jealous. You've taken it too far
mistake | Mating with them was not the right decision, but you can't take it back.
cheat | Despite your being mated, you've chosen to break a sacred trust and go outside the home.
death | There's not much will left to live in you after your mate has passed. Even if there was, it's not like you have much of a choice not to die.
old mated couple | You've lasted a long time. This may be your "happy ending."

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a cat in a sock
03 February 2018 @ 11:50 am
pitter patter imminent  
the pregnancy reveal meme


Somebody's just gotten some big news. Life-changingly big news, and it's time to tell their partner. Or their friend. Or their dog, I don't know your life, I'm not here to judge.

directions
1. Leave a top-level for your character, including info or preferences if you have them.
2. Reply to others.
3. Don't be a dick.
4. Thread stuff.
5. The prompts below are not mandatory; they're there if you need some ideas or want to RNG it.

prompts
1. sharing the good news You've been trying for this—or at least you're not opposed.
2. breaking the bad news Maybe it's a bad time or place, you don't get along with the other person, or you just don't like kids. Whatever the reason, it's far from a joyful time for you.
3. "but i can't be pregnant!" You took precautions against this, but life, uh, found a way.
4. "no, I literally can't be pregnant." This is impossible, because you're a man/you're different species/your species reproduces by budding/whatever. It's happening anyway.
5. hidden You've been trying to keep your... condition concealed for whatever reason, but the truth has a way of getting out there anyway.
6. public announcement Kind of the opposite of the above. This news is too big to share only with the other parent—you feel like telling the world.
7. while you were gone You didn't get the chance to tell the other person before being separated for a while. Now they're coming back to a big surprise.
8. it's not yours Well, this is awkward.
9. charade Nobody's actually pregnant, but for some reason, it's important that you pretend to be. Think Katniss in Catching Fire.
10. someone to remember him by The father (or mother, if that's how it works in this world) is gone, but they left something behind.
11. wildcard. Mix prompts or make up your own.
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Still shipping Bagginshield in 2021
03 February 2018 @ 11:52 am
Your heart kept over the hills, far away  
r e t u r n e d
  • The premise of the meme is simple. Two characters, lovers, have been separated for a time. How long is up to you, as is the reason for the separation. Was it unwilling - an imprisonment, a required journey - or because of a choice one of the characters made? The reason may, of course, color the reunion, and somebody may be pretty miffed, with good reason. Still, the theme is the same: intimacy after being apart.
  • This meme is mostly geared towards being a smut meme, but nobody will judge you for just doing so heavy fluff.
  • Reply with your character and preferences.
  • Reply to others. Assumed CR is probably key here.
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Sock and Roll
03 February 2018 @ 03:18 pm
 
  

 
 
You've seen her across the room a hundred times - oh, maybe it's him? - and for some reason you've always been too shy to say it... Or maybe it's a complete stranger and you're feeling kind of brave? Either way, you're compelled to let this person know that you'd hit it. You would so hit that.

Hell, if you don't, feel free to tell that person: no, I would not.

No guarantees can be made!

The Rules:
  • Post with your character. Include name, series, and any preferences in the subject line.
  • Other characters are gonna reply and confess whether or not they'd hit dat.
  • Play out the reactions. Add in a setting! Take it to a room. Whatever you'd like.
  • Tag around.
  • Have fun and be excellent to each other!
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03 February 2018 @ 03:32 pm
Where a kid can be a kid.  

The Discovery Zone / Chuck E. Cheese's / Arcade Meme


If you were a kid during the 80s or 90s, I don't have to explain. Everyone remembers those meccas of fun that were awesome, yet somehow still smelled vaguely of stale pizza and shame. Whether you're hanging out in the tubes, jumping in the moon bounce, or shooting some hoops, you're sure to have a blast.

Well, even if you don't, it's not like you can leave. As big as this place is, there seems to be no door. So you might as well just sit back and win some tickets.

HOW TO PLAY:
1. Comment with your characters.
2. Others will reply, rolling the RNG for the scenario.
3. Have shenanigans. Feel free to make wacky crossovers, since you're all stuck in here together.

SCENARIOS:
1. The slide
2. Ball pit
3. Climbing wall
4. Moon bounce
5. The tubes
6. The little viewing bubble
7. Skeeball
8. Hoop shooting
9. Arcade games
10. The claw machine
11. Laser tag
12. Harassing the poor guy in the mascot suit
13. It's your birthday party!
14. For some reason, you work here.
15. Wildcard
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Thor, Sock of Odin
03 February 2018 @ 06:53 pm
A Visit to the Breeding Stable  
THE BAKERSTREET BREEDING STABLE


Bakerstreet is the perfect microcosm for experimentation. This is why an alien race of scientists has set up shop here before taking on the rest of the worlds. What are they doing? It's hard to say whether they're trying to create to perfect, suggestible being or compliant cattle, but one thing's for certain: they're breeding people. Through drugs and serums, (mostly) females will be the mares and (mostly) males the studs of this new race, producing offspring and other much-needed resources such as milk and semen. And how are they getting their test subjects...?

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mikoto mikoshiba
03 February 2018 @ 08:15 pm
The Sparring Meme  
THE SPARRING MEME.




Sweat it out. Sometimes it's the best way to channel whatever is between you.

Fencing, aikido, basketball, chess, wrestling, super powers ... anything goes.


I. Friendly. A great way to bond, background noise for conversation, a way to test each other's skills out and even have some fun!
II. Rivalry. Impressive as the other person is, they've still got to be put in their place. It's up to you to check them...and maybe improve your own skillset along the way.
III. Mentorship. A master and a novice, or a student finally evenly matching a teacher. This sparring is all about helping the other grow and strict instruction. Or maybe not so strict. Everyone has their own teaching style.
IV. Belligerent Sexual Tension. You've got to resolve it some way, and maybe this is the best way to do it. Maybe you're in a bit of denial. Who cares? You get a good dose of physical contact and can let off some steam.
V. Preparation. There's something much bigger approaching -- a war, a reckoning, and act of revenge -- and you can only trust one person to prepare you for it.
VI. Distraction. Something's bothering you. Pull someone into a fight to distract yourself from it, of course!
VII. Settling. Sometimes a good match is the best way to get over something. Whether it's as innocuous as a domestic argument about who has to do the laundry, or something serious like fighting for someone to stay with you and not make a poor decision...
VIII. Too Far. It was supposed to be a simple spar, but feelings got in the way. Maybe someone was only using the pretense of it all to actually hurt another. Or maybe an old grudge resurfaced and bones have actually broken. Whatever the case, someone's taken it too far.

you can easily mix & match these prompts too! state your preferences in the subject line as always and have fun.
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bluestanza
03 February 2018 @ 09:29 pm
the DRUNK meme  
THE DRUNK MEME


1. Drinking Games: You're at that special level of drunkenness where previously unimagined things start to sound like a good idea. You know, like another drink. It's cool, I know this great game that will inevitably end with everyone involved being totally wasted. You play until... shit, what were the rules again?

2. Unsolicited Advice: Oh man, you suddenly know the solutions to all of life's mysteries. All it took to figure it all out was half a pint of whiskey! It's time to tell all your friends how to fix the problems with their personal lives, whether they want you to or not.

3. Drunk Texting: Frankly, you can't IMAGINE why anyone wouldn't want to hear about how drunk you are right now. If only you could remember where the vowels are on this tiny keyboard. Drawing inspiration from TFLN is encouraged.

4. Tell Them How You Really Feel: You lost some of your less important inhibitions three or four drinks ago, and it's time to tell it how it is! Hunt down the person you love, or possibly the person you hate, or even just the person you don't literally just met, and bare your heart to them in a way that you'll almost definitely regret tomorrow morning.

5. Karaoke: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame! You give love... a bad... something...

6. Terrible Ideas: This is going to be so awesome, guys. I've got the skateboard, and I'm handcuffed to Steve... is the camera rolling? And who's lighting the fireworks?

7. Flirting: While all that booze may not have enhanced your charm, it certainly did wonders for your ego! Time to find all the hottest dudes and/or chicks in this place and make them swoon before your gin-powered charisma.

8. On the Streets: What better way to follow up a good bar run than by drunkenly wandering the streets in the middle of the night? There may be loud, embarrassing singing. There may be puking in the gutter. You may be completely lost, and not sure why that police officer is speaking Italian.

9. The Next Day: All that you took with you from last night's adventures was a blur of jumbled, confusing memories, a lampshade with googly eyes drawn on it taped to your head, and a brutal hangover. What exactly happened here? And who's that sleeping next to you?

Leave your top level blank or add in some brief starters/preferences!
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The Meme Maid
03 February 2018 @ 11:17 pm
Straight Outta Smut Picture Prompts  
the  smut picture prompt meme
SIMILAR TO THE PICTURE PROMPT MEME ONLY FOR NSFW/SMUT PROMPTS INSTEAD

i. COMMENT WITH CHARACTER
ii. OTHERS LEAVE A PICTURE (OR TWO OR THREE....)
iii. REPLY TO THEM WITH A SETTING BASED ON THE IMAGES.

THIS POST WILL BE IMAGE HEAVY AND NSFW.



Link to an image:
 

Embed an image in your reply:
 

Image height and width:
 


[ testing out different posting times. feedback is appreciated. ]
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you may say I'm a memer
03 February 2018 @ 11:18 pm
i'd like to be under the sea  
Baby likes it?
Consentacles: The Meme

It's time to appreciate that much-maligned and versatile appendage — the humble tentacle. Equally useful for gripping or groping, prying or poking, strangling bad guys or stroking good guys, tentacles are the most fun you can have without a skeleton.

Of course, if you want your tentacles appreciated, you shouldn't stick them where they aren't wanted! This meme is for strictly consensual use of tentacles, sexy or otherwise.

Leave a comment with your character and desired scenario. Are you the tentacled or the tentaclee? Looking for kinky funtimes, or just need to be hugged a lot? Is it strictly for science? Or maybe you just need help getting the pickle jar open? And, uh... how much slime are you comfortable with?

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