04 February 2014 @ 08:00 am
THE UNEXPECTED CRUSH MEME
aka the badasses and gruff dudes get crushes meme


aka the general crush meme


You're badass like a Winchester. Logical like a Vulcan. High strung like a shonen hero. High class like a Tolkien elf. Charming like Flynn Rider. Surly like a Homestuck troll or prince of all Saiyans. Crafty like Loki or Jack Frost. Or maybe, just maybe, you're tsundere as all hell. Whatever the case may be, you're too cool for and way above crushes. Except for the giant, schoolgirl crush they're nursing right now.

The crush could be could be someone like you, all badass or, or maybe those sweetie cuties you think are the only ones to get crushes. Now wouldn't that be funny? A grouchy bounty hunter over the moon with a borderline-disney princess? Perhaps not that stark of a contrast...unless you'd like to. You could always go for the more mild-mannered but still polite and friendly anchor for your hot-headed warrior or cruel maniac.

Two nice cutiepies getting together, or maybe a secretly nice guy or gal crushing on someone who'd bring that out in them? Perhaps an awkward introvert longing after a perky extrovert or two assholes just being blushy jerks all over the place! Really, though, I just wanted a silly crush meme. sometimes you just want these things, including lots of fluff and potential adorability, bizarreness, fun, and denials.

- Comment with your character and preferences. Feel free to include what you're looking for in particular OR a little bit about your character.
- Reply to others and use the RNG.

prompts

  • encouragement - You can't help crushing on this person because they boost your self-worth and make you feel like you're actually a decent person!!!

  • first date - It's a date! Or not. Maybe you're just at the skating rink, the intergalactic space station, or the five an dine at the same time.

  • badass with a crush - You're badass but you kind of want to just dote on that special person.

  • holding hands - Such a simple act that can make your heart pound.

  • acting like dorks and avoiding the questions - What it says on the tin.

  • impress - Hey, hey. Look at me, I'm awesome!

  • kiss - Happy kisses, cheek kisses, angry kisses, SHUTTING YOU UP kisses.

  • picnics - Get close to that special person while getting some good food.

  • hugs - You're so nice and soft.

  • denial - Feelings? No way. Let me repress those bad boys.

  • mean - Pull their pigtails because you like them.

  • unusually kind - You can't help but be really nice to the one you care for.

  • presents - Here, I brought you this necklace. Or - Here, I brought you the head of our enemies.

  • don't know how to act - I like this person?! WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO OH GOD.

  • defending - Verbally or physically, you're standing up for your crush.

  • telling them - You're going to confess...if things don't keep going wrong.

  • oblivious - They don't know how you feel.

  • loving smut - The smut option, full of cuteness.

  • unrequited - Again, what it says on the tin.

  • wildcard

 
 
kristaliske
04 February 2014 @ 08:51 am

caught in the rain


It started out quietly, and then, quite suddenly, you're caught in a storm. Time to find cover. Nothing much to do but to wait it out.

Scenarios listed below for those who want 'em.

i WHERE:
001 PLAYGROUND - Well, you can try to hide under the slide or maybe in the jungle gym... at least you're some place fun?
002 PARK - Always happens, caught outside trying to take advantage of the weather... and it ends up pulling a fast one on you.
003 STORE FRONT - Better hope they have an awning you can take advantage of
004 THE BEACH - Not exactly the best place to be during a rainstorm, however it is possible to get caught in a sudden storm
005 WILD CARD - Anyway you want it



ii HOW:
001 TREE - Not the best cover, but it'll have to do, stay close to the roots and you won't get too wet.
002 UMBRELLA - Most conventional... Kinda boring. But it works.
003 NEWSPAPER - Not permanent, but it'll have to do. Good luck
004 BAG - Well... y'gotta do what you gotta do.
005 NONE - You know what. You're a rebel. You don't need cover. Screw convention
006 WILD CARD - that's the way you need it



iii WHY:
001 REJECTED - Welp. Rejection sucks. And no one will see you crying in the rain.
002 WAITING - For the bus? For someone else? For some revelation? What are you waiting for.
003 MELANCHOLY - Sometimes the best place to feel a bit down is out in the rain.
004 HAPPINESS - Is everything going your way? Are you singing a refrain while walking down the lane? Just singin. Singin' in the rain.
005 ANGER - WELL YOU KNOW WHAT. SCREW YOU TOO RAIN.
006 WILD CARD - Anyway you want it.



>> POST with your character
>> TAG others, use RNG if you need to, or just make up your own scenario if you want!
>> HAVE FUN.


(from here.)
 
 
04 February 2014 @ 10:10 am
 
MAY-DECEMBER ROMANCE

A May-December romance is any where there is a larger than average age difference between the partners involved. Sometimes this is met with disapproval, sometimes it is arranged, sometimes it is abuse of power, and other times it just happens and it's no one's fault or doing. This meme focuses on those relationships.

- Post with your character, preferences, and note their ages (or an estimate if no canon age is given).
- Please don't forget to note how much of an age gap you're comfortable with!
- Look around, tag. Have fun! Make up a scenario or make use of the prompts below.

the options )
 
 
Marie Schrader
04 February 2014 @ 11:23 am
The Detachable Hearts Meme

content warning: blood/gore )

What if you could give your heart away... literally? A cousin of tropes like Soul Jars or Beating Hearts, a universe of "detachable hearts" proposes that the heart can be removed from the body without impairing cardiovascular function, and shared with or given entirely to another person. They say the burdens of someone else's soul are easier to bear than one's own, after all... but you should be careful about what happens to your heart.
  • Respond with your character(s) and put their name|canon in the subject bar. Feel free to include any special notes about your character's heart.
  • Reply to others.
  • Although this meme is perhaps best played on a case-by-case basis, prompts for inspiration or RNG usage have been provided below.
  1. Introduction: You've just learned about how hearts work! How do you and the people around you react to this knowledge? What kind of person would you like to hold your heart someday? Do the two of you agree or disagree?
  2. Weight: You've grown up and your heart has gotten heavier. How are you supposed to tolerate this? Whose presence eases your pain?
  3. Exchange: You've found the one, the person who'll give you their heart and bear yours in return, and now you're both ready to find something sharp and make this final. How does it feel? What do you do now?
  4. Mistake: You've just cut out your heart... and it's been refused or rejected. Are you bleeding out on the floor? Will that person provide medical attention or call 911? Or is this the end? Better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.
  5. Bereaved: The bearer of your heart has died. How do you go on? Do you retain that person's heart or is your ribcage empty? Is someone else interested in that real estate?
 
 
Ben Wyatt
04 February 2014 @ 01:06 pm
ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ xǝs
 
1) first time - first times are just plain awkward. what goes where and when? nothing can really prepare you for what it's like. good luck!

2) whiskey dick! - so you thought that drunken hookup would be fun but now the equipment won't work or you're too sloppy to function. it might be time to call it a night. awkward.

3) snore fest - it's been a long day and you're just tired or maybe you're bored, either way you can't seem to keep your eyes open, sex can be pretty awkward when you're falling asleep in the middle.

4) this isn't working - try as you might, this doesn't feel sexy or awesome. it's just not working for you at all. now can you work up the courage to say something or are you going to lay back, think of england and hope the other person notices. awkward.

5) that does not go there - exactly what it sounds like: wrong hole, bad touch, whatever. you're doing it wrong.  or maybe you're extra ticklish. and that touch right there makes you laugh. whoops. awkward.

6) position mishap -
most people are not acrobats, they aren't as flexible or graceful as they want to be. all sorts of things can happen, falling off the bed, falling down, tripping over yourself, getting tangled up. porn always makes it look easy.

7) ouch! opps! - this might go a little with the option above but injuries do happen. pulling a hamstring, muscle cramps, a smack to, well, anywhere can result in a bloody nose, several bruises, or even a black eye. awkward.

8) coitus interruptus -
whether you're somewhere pretty private and someone walks in or you're trying the public sex thing and someone spies you doing the nasty, you just got BUSTED. awkward.

9) broken toys -
handcuffs won't unlock, ropes too tight, or that toy won't stop vibrating or maybe it needs new batteries right when things are getting good.

10) gross - so awkward bodily functions happen sometimes. you know, like farts or realizing you gotta go mid-whatever, sometimes these things happen.

11) too soon! - whoops, even just a little something, something felt so good that you got a little too excited and.... well you know.

12) free for all - there's so much more awkward to be had. think of your own.

 

 
 
goshdarnsocks
04 February 2014 @ 01:09 pm
 
HEART MEME

How to Play:
Post a blank comment for each of your characters, with the character's name in the subject line.
Comment to other characters' comments using the heart codes to express your character's feelings for them!
Heart profit!

Read more... )

 
 
They're Just Muppet Socks
04 February 2014 @ 02:41 pm
The I n s o m n i a Meme


It happens to everyone - sometimes, you have nights where you just can't fall asleep, no matter what you do. It could be for a number of reasons, or no reason at all. And this is what's happened now: you've been laying in bed for what feels like hours, just tossing and turning, and nothing seems to help. So what's left to do? Get out of bed and go wake someone else up, of course. If you're not getting any sleep, then why should they?


I n s t r u c t i o n s
Comment with your character.
RNG or pick your favorite.
Reply to others.
Go, Thread, Win.
O p t i o n s

 

Feeling a little bit restless... )

 

I definitely stole this meme.
 
 
04 February 2014 @ 03:06 pm
The Godmoding Enabled Meme (Ver.2)



In this meme, it is OK for both muns to Godmode the other muns' characters, within limits. In this case, "Godmoding" means "controlling other muns characters like they were your own".

[The Rules]

1. Post as your character, and write down name, canon and preferences, etc. Please also write down if your character is an canon, AU, Crossover or OC, etc.

2. Write down what you want the limits to the other muns Godmoding should be. If you don't want them to put your character into violent or sexual situations, for example, you should make that clear at the beginning.

3. Choose a prompt, or any combinations of prompts. You can just make up your own prompt,  too.

4. Play nice! OOC communication is the key, here. If the other mun doesn't like what you're doing, please change things pronto.

Cut For Length )
 
 
04 February 2014 @ 04:59 pm
 

THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0





- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.
- Have fun!



TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!




Read more... )
 
 
04 February 2014 @ 07:09 pm
 

One Word Prompt Meme!








THE RULES
1. Reply to this post. In the subject line write out character name, fandom, and any preferences. In the comment field, post with a word. Any word at all. If you're having trouble coming up with one, the The Random Word Generator is here to help.
2. People replying create a scenario based on association of the word you wrote. Or you can be boring and just play the word association game.
3. Fun ensues.
4.???
5. Profit
 
 
04 February 2014 @ 07:44 pm


+1 hardcore, x100 guilt
Part of the appeal of the (under)age difference kink, as in legal-aged characters being involved with those that are underage, is how absolutely taboo and fucked up it is in most cultures. Romance is nice, but let's be honest; it's messed up, even if there is a romantic element. And that's what makes it fun. This meme is for nitty, gritty, not always pretty side of underage. You can play the psychological angles of both sides, whether their actions makes the older party tormented for their decision, and all the filthy, dirty, guilty, and sexy facets this kink can offer.

But my character is a good dude and would never _____! Well, you can always say it's a moment of weakness, they didn't think, aliens made them do it, emotions made them do it - or say fuck it, it's a meme. Make them feel guilty about it later.

But my character is underage and I want them to be the older party. Age them up or play against someone younger.

more under here + prompts )
 
 
04 February 2014 @ 08:23 pm

THE PORNO MAKING MEME



1. Post your characters.
2. RNG for prompts.
3. Make porno.

prompts are NSFW )
 
 
you'll like the way we meme
04 February 2014 @ 08:38 pm
IT STARTED WITH A KISS

How To Play & Scenarios )
 
 
sneezy.
04 February 2014 @ 10:50 pm


the sexting meme.



Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Woops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!