crush crush crush

[thelegendof]

THE UNEXPECTED CRUSH MEME
aka the badasses and gruff dudes get crushes meme

aka the general crush meme

You're badass like a Winchester. Logical like a Vulcan. High strung like a shonen hero. High class like a Tolkien elf. Charming like Flynn Rider. Surly like a Homestuck troll or prince of all Saiyans. Crafty like Loki or Jack Frost. Or maybe, just maybe, you're tsundere as all hell. Whatever the case may be, you're too cool for and way above crushes. Except for the giant, schoolgirl crush they're nursing right now.

The crush could be could be someone like you, all badass or, or maybe those sweetie cuties you think are the only ones to get crushes. Now wouldn't that be funny? A grouchy bounty hunter over the moon with a borderline-disney princess? Perhaps not that stark of a contrast...unless you'd like to. You could always go for the more mild-mannered but still polite and friendly anchor for your hot-headed warrior or cruel maniac.

Two nice cutiepies getting together, or maybe a secretly nice guy or gal crushing on someone who'd bring that out in them? Perhaps an awkward introvert longing after a perky extrovert or two assholes just being blushy jerks all over the place! Really, though, I just wanted a silly crush meme. sometimes you just want these things, including lots of fluff and potential adorability, bizarreness, fun, and denials.

- Comment with your character and preferences. Feel free to include what you're looking for in particular OR a little bit about your character.
- Reply to others and use the RNG.

prompts

• encouragement - You can't help crushing on this person because they boost your self-worth and make you feel like you're actually a decent person!!!


• first date - It's a date! Or not. Maybe you're just at the skating rink, the intergalactic space station, or the five an dine at the same time.


• badass with a crush - You're badass but you kind of want to just dote on that special person.


• holding hands - Such a simple act that can make your heart pound.


• acting like dorks and avoiding the questions - What it says on the tin.


• impress - Hey, hey. Look at me, I'm awesome!


• kiss - Happy kisses, cheek kisses, angry kisses, SHUTTING YOU UP kisses.


• picnics - Get close to that special person while getting some good food.


• hugs - You're so nice and soft.


• denial - Feelings? No way. Let me repress those bad boys.


• mean - Pull their pigtails because you like them.


• unusually kind - You can't help but be really nice to the one you care for.


• presents - Here, I brought you this necklace. Or - Here, I brought you the head of our enemies.


• don't know how to act - I like this person?! WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO OH GOD.


• defending - Verbally or physically, you're standing up for your crush.


• telling them - You're going to confess...if things don't keep going wrong.


• oblivious - They don't know how you feel.


• loving smut - The smut option, full of cuteness.


• unrequited - Again, what it says on the tin.


• wildcard

Comments

Akemi Homura | PMMM | f/f

[oceansoftime]

*no smut, otherwise ota prompt-wise!*

Kintaro Oe | Golden Boy | OTA

[like_its_golden]

((He's straight so M/F for shipping, M/M for awkwardness. Kintaro is definitely more of a sweetie, but crushing on tough gals and emotionally-distant ice queens is what he does best! Whether it's requited or unrequited, doesn't matter with me. Just keep in mind that he's a huge perv from an eechi comedy.))

Diana Prince/Wonder Woman | DC Comics | OTA

[woman_of_wonder]

kurome | akame ga kill! | ota

[defilement]

[No smut because young girl, but otherwise ota for prompts! Would crush on a nice person that regularly defended her/assuaged her feelings of inferiority.]

i am so sorry-- also picnic of sort

[notsoicequeen]

*It had been a while since Night Raid had shown signs of activity since their latest encounter, which left Esdese and her team with rare, yet brief free time. Normally this meant going off to get creative with some torture... yet with the a certain brand of justice missing from the air, Esdese felt as if she should make nice with Kurome. Or perhaps it was just due to Wave not-so-subtly hinting they should all take some time off to relax.

Which left the two of them walking the streets, in search of snacks to eat.*

Tell me, Kurome... What are you in the mood for today? Sweet, sour or salty?

gou matsuoka || free! || ota.

[gouhai]

( m/f only for smut, everything else is fine! )

ishida mitsunari ▽ sengoku BASARA

[vehemence]

( welp the triangle doesn't really buy into the whole LIKING OTHER PEOPLE DEAL but that doesn't mean it can't happen to him anyway! generally ok with both m/f and m/m, though canonmates are preferred for this. if you have any other ideas lmk and we can try to work something out o/ )

1/2

[shoutsloudly]

[THUMP.

THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP.

For a second there, it sounds like there's a stampede is heading towards Mitsunari. Maybe it sounds more like a train actually...either way! Something is approaching Mitsunari, and it looks like it's approaching really fast.

Before he can do anything however, a voice starts to pick up from the distance—]

Rebekah Mikaelson | TVD/Originals | ota

[originalbitch]

Derek Hale | Teen Wolf

[lurkerwolf]

Nill → DOGS: Bullets and Carnage → OTA

[voicelessengel]

Derek Hale | Teen Wolf | AU

[rejuvenatingbeta]

Loki Laufeyson || MCU/Norse mythology || OTA

[mischiefandice]

[ooc : he'll most likely be really pissed and resentful about it. Also, he doesn't know how to show affection. Enjoy.]

RNG---Mean.

[doomed_copper]

[Have an extremely odd, wrong pairing. She's New Scotland Yard, and a bit clipped around the edges.]

Japan | Hetalia | Canon pref. but will give anything a shot

[hascultureshock]

[Getting to smut might take a while to get to, especially for non-canon characters, but I'll do my best to make a thread work!]

don't know how to act

[fromseatoshiningsea]

Hey Japan! What are you doing here??

Patchouli Knowledge | Touhou Project | OTA

[p_cablin]

[Here's a grumpy shut-in that happens to be clueless when it comes to romance.]

SSgt Malcolm Geffen | Halo | Kilo-5

[feetfirstintohell]

[Sorry guys, he's all about the ladies. Though he's not above epic bromance if the CR calls for it.]

Rin Matsuoka | Free! | OTA

[sharkmaid]

(( ooc: Open to all scenarios~ ))

Lightning }{ FFXIII/FFXIII-2

[strikeoflightning]

Scanty || Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt || OTA, prefer F/M

[betterthanpanty]

Medusa Gorgon || Soul Eater || OTA, prefer F/M

[vectorsnake]

Dejah Thoris || A Princess of Mars/John Carter || OTA, prefer F/M

[barsoombamf]

Rider/Iskandar/Alexander the Great || Fate/Zero || OTA

[ranthatbitchover]

Thorin Oakenshield || Middle Earth || OTA

[fuckelves]

Hyobu Kyosuke | Zettai Karen Children

[pedokinesis]

denial denial denial denial

[ascertain]

[ Hey Hyobu, I remember telling me about your awesome base back home!! Let me just teleport back into your plane of reality and give you an impromptu greeting!! ]

...

[ On Valentine's Day!! ]

...

[ With preemptive jealousy if he's hanging out with anyone else! ]

Heeee~ey, Hyobu-kun! Guess who's back, back again--

Haru | Tsuritama | M/M

[fishy_alien]

Old Snake | Metal Gear Solid 4

[imthe_shit]

[ no smut, f/m. Snake is still Snake, so he likes butts, also ladies that know how to use guns are appealing to him, too. He's said he's sick of tomboys, but it's just not true. Cute, feminine women (and young women) are also on the list. ]

Barbara Gordon | The Batman | OTA

[acro_bat_ic]