Let's get one thing straight. Not all marriages are happy. They don't start with love, and they don't end with it. In fact, some marriages are more arrangements that anything. Whether it be through the will of an iron-fisted totalitarian government or something as ancient as tradition, people end up stuck. And now, you're one of them. Maybe you were assigned you partner. Maybe your parents picked them out. Maybe it's something different all together. But no matter what, you're going to be with them in some shape, fashion, or form.

So, what can you do? Do you just deal with it? Try to find a way out? Or worst of all, do you blame your so-called "spouse" for all this? You'll have to do something.

HOW TO PLAY;
1. Comment with your characters, putting any preferences you have in the subject. These are your OOC preferences, however. Remember, in meme your character's preferences won't matter.

2. Reply to others! You can use the RNG to roll for the WHY (why are your characters in this mess), the WHEN (what stage are they at), and the HOW (how do they feel about their partner). Or just wing it.

3. The fun of this meme is putting together characters who would normally never be together or have no business getting married, whether it be cross-canon, enemies, or strangers. But feel free to do what you want. Unlike your characters, you're never forced.

4. This is not a smut meme, nor is it a romance meme. There is a smut option and a romance option, but neither are required. The focus here is on CR and coping with situations that might be fairly unpleasant.

5. Have fun! And by that, I mean be miserable.
( Prompts behind the cut [WARNING: Possible triggers] )

Your mission, should you choose to accept it:
1. Post with your character's name and canon in the subject line. Please DO NOT just post a blank comment! (this bit is important [and the fun part!] so don't ignore it!) Come up with some spy backstory for your character! It can be brief, like "X is a field agent working for Y agency and specializes in fingerprint identification and facial reconstruction," or you can really go into detail. Preferences should also go in the initial comment.
2. Find other awesome people! 
3. Tag them! Use RNG to get a scenario or pick the one that suits your fancy!
4. Spy AUs!!!!

( scenarios )

Since this is a violent profession, there may be triggers, so tread carefully and be excellent to each other so everyone can have a good time. :)

The Mindfuck Meme: Expanded Ed. 1


This is not a very nice meme! If you have any major or typical triggers, you're being warned here that you might want to keep fully clear. That said, ever misread 'midfuck meme' with an extra 'n' in it and been sorely disappointed? This one's for you!

This version of the mindfuck meme is expanded from the first! It's been lovingly taken from memekingdom on LJ.

( I remember working every victim with acute precision... )