Smaug - Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities
18 August 2012 @ 11:44 am




The Antagonist Meme

All that fluff and niceness getting to you? Well here's the cure! The Antagonist meme - your ability to get your character's hate on (or hatemance, perhaps).

The premise is simple. Either you already have an antagonist and they have awful things to do to you, or you can pick from (or RNG) the prompts below and tag whoever you like. Make sure if there are things you really don't want to happen that you put that in your comment! Antagonists can be pretty horrible after all.

Trigger warnings for: Violence, Death

Click here - Or else!! )
 
 
18 August 2012 @ 12:40 pm
Sex Grab Bag Meme

✖ Post a comment with your character's name, fandom, and if you have any particulars re: who can poke. In the comment, please note anything you're not okay with. Oh yeah~ powers and abilities don't in this mysterious white space!

✖ Once somebody's replied to you, RNG (min 1, max 12) for the scenario! The scene and all of its subsequent effects will kick in immediately.

1 - You've been locked in a really nice-looking wedding suite, with a huge bed and a lavish bathroom and all - the both of you may or may not be in tuxes and/or dresses (yes, just because you're a guy doesn't mean you won't be in a dress). Until you fuck, that door's not opening. There are also some innocent looking chocolates and champagne on the table, in case you're looking for a (aphrodisiac) wonderful surprise. If you wait around long enough, the air vents will happily oblige anyway.
2 - Nothing special, really. You're just both hot for each other. Really, really, really, REALLY hot for each other. And you don't know why.
3 - Nothing special here either, except for the fact that if you're with someone you hate, you hate him/her so much you want to fuck them against the wall. And if you're with someone you don't know, you want to fuck them against the wall too. Hard.
4 - Suddenly, you're both in a closet. There's a note with a single line: "get busy for seven minutes, and love every second of it)". The door will not budge, no matter what you do. ...Unless you start very familiar with each other and liking it. It's possible if you wait long enough the closet will be flooded with aphrodisiac to encourage that.
5 - The original poster has suddenly been tied up. How (position, be it some good old cowboy tricks or fancy shibari), with what (chains, handcuffs, rope...) and where (to a wall, on the floor, on a mysteriously appearing piece of furniture). And you both feel the inexplicable need to get fucked or go at it with someone like rabbits. Which is good, because the locks aren't opening until you do
6 - Same as #5, except the commenter's the one who's been trussed up. 
7 - One or both of you feel the sudden, desperate need to get off, not necessarily with anyone, just...off. No matter what you do, you'll find it's just not coming on your own. You're going to need someone else's help if you ever want to finish.
8 - You're in a room full of toys, tailored for the two of you. Until you try them all--on you or on the other person with you--the door isn't opening.
9 - The only thing that will prevent the end of all life, and maybe the destruction of all matter, is you and the other person with you having sex. If that's not encouragement enough, try the chocolate.
10 - You two were specifically chosen to have sex for an audience, whether live or on camera, either by political pressure, blackmail, or brute force, apparently you're stuck with it. Get friendly.
11 - Roll for two options.
12 - Player's choice~ feel free to negotiate, guys, just be nice!
 
 
 
a meme journal
18 August 2012 @ 01:26 pm
The Body Heat Meme



Post with your character! They're now stuck in a very cold place of your choice. It can be anything, such as a freezing chamber, a cavern or a small cabin in the midst of a blizzard. The choice is up to you.
Comment around! Now your character has some company in this bone-chilling environment. The two of them share two things in common: clothes completely unfitting for this weather (be they summer clothes or even lingerie) and a blanket.
A blanket? Yes, just one warm blanket and no other ways to escape the cold. The two of them will have to share it in order to stay alive in this weather. Don't worry, you're sure to find a common language in this terrible situation!
So, uh, have fun, I suppose. Try to not freeze to death!
Protip: friction and body heat are both excellent ways to fend off cold.
 
 
meme-ing
18 August 2012 @ 02:29 pm

THE FIGHT MEME



STEP 1: Post a character, and this just in! No previous cr needed. And oh hey, you want to write in your scenario if blank comments annoy the fuck out of you.
STEP 2: Wait for a reply
STEP 3: Fight!

And if you like the RNG to pick your fight, here's a few options:

ROUND 1: VERBAL
Not all fights are physical. Maybe you're just really mad and really loud.

ROUND 2: WUSSY
This is possibly the dumbest limp-wristed flail fight you've ever been involved in.

ROUND 3: WITS
Because why would you beat someone into the ground when you can humiliate them with your massive intellect instead?

ROUND 4: SPARRING
You're fighting to improve. Whether you know your partner or whether you've just met, you can be pretty sure you're walking away from this one.

ROUND 5: GRUDGE MATCH
Your hated rival is in town. It's time for a rematch.

ROUND 6: BAR FIGHT
Welcome to the mother of all drunken brawls.

ROUND 7: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
Maybe your opponent is your friend/sibling/love/other cherished person. Maybe you're a pacifist. Either way, you're in this fight, but you really don't want to be.

ROUND 8: TO THE DEATH
This is it. Too much has happened for this to be anything but a fight to the end. Only one of you is walking away from this.

ROUND 9: OBLIGATORY SMUT OPTION
Hate sex is the best. And some people like smut and some do not.

ROUND 10: RANDOM
Your very own personalized scenario.
 
 
wineandcheese7
18 August 2012 @ 03:20 pm
The OOC RP Discussion Meme


[How To]

1. Discuss anything to do with RP-ing - Plots you want to try out, characters, characterization, head canon/fan theories, game ideas, meme ideas, fic and fanart ideas, AU and crossover ideas, etc, etc.

2. Comments can be anon or non-anon, it's up to you.

3. Please do not bash, flame or name drop any mun or game in a negative fashion.

4. Have fun!
 
 
sneezy.
18 August 2012 @ 03:35 pm
the BITE meme


RULES

✚ Leave a comment with your character's name, fandom and any preference.
✚ Go to ye olde RNG and roll to your heart's content. You could even skip the rolling. We won't tell.
✚ Remember, six for the location and six for the type.
✚ Tag whoever you want. Let no one go unbitten.
✚ Show us your teeth.
 
warnings for potential smut! though, smut isn't necessarily a give-in for this meme.
Read more... )
 
 
enthymeme
18 August 2012 @ 05:55 pm

The Caged Meme


There are all kinds of ways to be confined, whether mentally or physically. There are bars of magical and mundane origin, illnesses and curses.

Whatever the means, something has affected you.

In one way or another, you're trapped. Bound. Caged.


HOW IT WORKS:
♦ Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom in the subject line, and either state any preferences you might have or roll for/pick an option and set a scene (or give a couple of scene options, if you can't choose just one).
♦ Tag another character. You can RNG it for an option, or just pick your poison.
♦ Play out the results and respect others' preferences.
♦ Have fun!

Options behind cut )
 
 
Sawada Tsunayoshi
18 August 2012 @ 06:49 pm

EX DONO
The Living Library Meme!
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Handwritten inscription on a book, but as opposed to "sending" is not necessarily in the hand of the author.


Your character, among others, have been mysteriously escorted into a large, spacious library. It's luxurious at best, with towering book cases and aisles as far as the eye can see. Your character may do what they wish. Explore, read, linger. There is little to no limit to what they wish to do in this place.

...with the exception of leaving, of course.

The door which your character had previously walked in from has vanished and there are no exits to be found. The windows are several stories up and unbreakable, as are the walls, and there are no library attendants to be seen. Your character can only seemingly continue up and around this vastly large place.

Half of books in the library are uniquely different than the rest. How you can discover this is entirely up to you. But do be careful with which book you decide to open.

For within it's contents, life is breathing.

The prompts are here!
 
 
18 August 2012 @ 08:04 pm


scenes you always wanted
to try OR FAVOURITE THEMES YOU LOVE?

this is your chance!

10 of your choice, anything goes
Meme idea suggested by Anon @ this thread

Ever had ideas or desires for threads you always wanted to try? How about themes you always love and can't get enough of? Or favourite meme ideas that just don't come around often enough for you? Here you get to choose what you want to play! The idea is simple. You choose ten ideas for scenarios, threads, or scenes you want to try or enjoy playing, list them in your post, and taggers can pick and choose what of your ideas they might like to try tagging with you.

As stated, literally anything can go here that you want. Maybe you prefer certain meme themes you always got good response from, or maybe you adore the dreaded TFLN. Maybe you always wanted your muse to be rescued from a burning building or stuck in a haunted house with a stranger, or maybe you always wanted them to have an arranged marriage to a superhero. It could even just be as simple as wanting any type of smut thread or any type of hurt/comfort scene, for example. Be as brief or as detailed in your requests as you like. Use old memes for ideas, play out old favourites, or challenge yourself with new ideas. Inspire yourself with your own ideas, and tag others with their ideas you find intriguing. And as always, HAVE FUN!


RULES:

Leave a comment with your character's name, fandom, and any preferences you have in the subject line.
In the comment box, list TEN SCENARIOS of your personal choice - anything goes!
Taggers read through the posts and select scenarios that appeal to them, or use an RNG for a number between 1 and 10 to pick for you.
If you have any specific DISLIKES you really can't tolerate and don't want to play, please list them in an OOC note at the bottom of your post, or link to a preference post.
Play out the scenarios in the replies!

 


 
 
Krystle Harrison
18 August 2012 @ 08:32 pm
In the universe of the His Dark Materials trilogy (or the movie The Golden Compass), every person has a creature called a dæmon that accompanies them all their lives, and is emotionally and metaphysically a part of them. Dæmons are often described as sort of external souls (while the part of the personality in a human's body is the spirit).



Basic Dæmon Facts:

- They take the shape of animals
- They can talk, no matter what their shape
- Children's dæmons can change form at will; around puberty they 'settle' and become one animal permanently
- Neither the person or the dæmon chooses the final settled form, but it always reflects their personality (although not necessarily in obvious or simple ways)
- They are almost always the opposite sex as their human
- If a dæmon feels pain, so will their person, and vice versa
- Being physically apart from one's dæmon causes horrible emotional and physical pain
- Dæmons frequently talk to and touch each other, in ways that reflect or complement their persons' interactions, but dæmons talking to humans other than their own is considered strange, and touching humans not their own is extremely taboo; it generally occurs only between long-time lovers. Touching someone else's dæmon without permission is a terrible violation.

How it works:

Just design a dæmon for your muse and put as little or as much information as you like about them (shape, name, link to a picture or species wiki if you are so inclined) in a comment, with your muses's name and series in the subject. Check out other people's dæmons and let your dæmons interact too.

[The small print: Blank comments won't be deleted, though they will be up for ridicule, as everyone should have at least a basic idea of what their dæmon is/looks like. This meme was posted originally to MemeBells on LJ, and has been edited and re-edited since.]
 
 
Allen Walker
18 August 2012 @ 11:53 pm


"My father used to say: "The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle."

- The Rabbi, Lucky Number Slevin



Everyone's done it before; you're out and about, minding your own business when suddenly, you meet someone who looks familiar. It's only later that you realize that maybe they're not who you thought they were at all.


How to:
1. Post with your character name, fandom, along with any information or preferences. Whether you set up a scene or leave a blank comment is up to you.

2. Others respond accordingly. Are they embarrassed by the mistake? Do they insist that they're right?

3. Play nice! And have fun.

Possible prompts )

[As far as I know this is the first time this meme has been posted, but if it isn't let me know, and I'll link back.]