bakerstreet | ONE... TWO... THREE... FIGHT.

THE FIGHT MEME

STEP 1: Post a character, and this just in! No previous cr needed. And oh hey, you want to write in your scenario if blank comments annoy the fuck out of you.
STEP 2: Wait for a reply
STEP 3: Fight!

And if you like the RNG to pick your fight, here's a few options:

ROUND 1: VERBAL
Not all fights are physical. Maybe you're just really mad and really loud.

ROUND 2: WUSSY
This is possibly the dumbest limp-wristed flail fight you've ever been involved in.

ROUND 3: WITS
Because why would you beat someone into the ground when you can humiliate them with your massive intellect instead?

ROUND 4: SPARRING
You're fighting to improve. Whether you know your partner or whether you've just met, you can be pretty sure you're walking away from this one.

ROUND 5: GRUDGE MATCH
Your hated rival is in town. It's time for a rematch.

ROUND 6: BAR FIGHT
Welcome to the mother of all drunken brawls.

ROUND 7: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
Maybe your opponent is your friend/sibling/love/other cherished person. Maybe you're a pacifist. Either way, you're in this fight, but you really don't want to be.

ROUND 8: TO THE DEATH
This is it. Too much has happened for this to be anything but a fight to the end. Only one of you is walking away from this.

ROUND 9: OBLIGATORY SMUT OPTION
Hate sex is the best. And some people like smut and some do not.

ROUND 10: RANDOM
Your very own personalized scenario.

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[ HARDMODE: ENGAGED. ]

I will not hesitant to hurt you, comrade.

[ He's even changing to his metal form as he speaks. Though, really, he has no idea if he can keep his own against the huge green rage monster. No time like the present right?]

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lastincident - 2012-08-18 22:09 (UTC) - Expand

7 just seemed like a really appropriate roll....

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Re: 7 just seemed like a really appropriate roll....

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[lol, but she would try.]

[Starfire's bedroom door in the tower is slammed open with a loud CRACK, almost displaced from it's hinges. The figure now standing in it's frame is fuming mad, clutching a box of chocolate cookies in one hand. Wordlessly she stalks over to where Starfire sits, turns the box upside down and shakes it. Crumbs trickle out onto the floor.

M'gann's tone is pure fury, her eyes blazing red.]

DID. YOU. EAT. MY. LAST. COOKIE?

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woop! lost track of my tag notifs!

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((also available in mcu flavour.))

[Brenda knew she wasn't the best of hand to hand fighters but few people she'd encountered had been skilled enough to make her feel THIS incompetent. It's about the fifth time she's been knocked to the mat in an hour and the fortieth time she'd wished using her armor wasn't cheating.]

Man, this is what I get for feeling competent enough to seek out higher training...

/thumbs up

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:D

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c:

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[Dingding! It's on!]

[Sherlock watches John carefully as he gets ready for a date, and while he normally wouldn't pay him any mind, today he feels rather irritated, for some reason]

I do not understand why you continue to pursue women, when it's obvious that it will amount to nothing, in the long run.

woo!

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[in regards to any physical fighting, beware. he took two weeks of beginning karate.]

[Open to anyone and everyone!]

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Oh good. This will end well. 4

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Orson | Record of Lodoss War

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4? AU flavor DC heroes ok?

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[Rolls up sleeves! // RNG says 1, but we all know it'll turn into a 3 at some point.]

Booga | Tank Girl

the eleventh doctor | doctor who

Vanitas | Kingdom Hearts

Cindy Warke | Modern!Cinderella

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