Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Hoshino Ai | Oshi no Ko | OTA

[eyedoll]

[Love assumed CR, AUs, etc, fine with characters 16+. Prefer to play her after having the twins but I mean if you wanna go with her being pregnant I'm good with that.]

Relena Peacecraft [ Gundam Wing ]

[pinklimo]

[ ota // 18+ ]

[braidedwonder]

You the panty fairy or something?

Leaving things that lacey under my pillow might give Howie the wrong idea.

Azul Ashengrotto | Twisted Wonderland | m/m 15+

[nouveaueldrich]

[He's a busy guy. Make it worth his while.]

quistis trepe | final fantasy viii | 16+ m/f

[tutorials]

Zatanna Zatara | DC & Vertigo Comics | 25+ M/F

[hexappeal]

[ Open to Diana, though! ]

Cammy White | Street Fighter | M/F

[deltastep]

floyd leech | twisted wonderland

[readytosqueeze]

[ m/m. ]

[beheaded]

No more romping on the teachers' desks after the second bell! That was far too close, and your come is leaking into my bloomers! This is all your fault, Floyd!

toji fushiguro | jjk

[jujutsugoroshi]

1. You know, ordinarily I like to play the part of the one fucking some hot rich sugar mama.
But you're so cute, I kind of want to spend ridiculous amounts of money on you.
Which is convenient, since I just cleared a big, big contract.

2. Well what's the point of leaving bruises on you if you're not gonna show me my handiwork the next day?
Come on.
I want to see what a pretty purple they are.

3. [ apropos of nothing, because he is the worst human being alive at providing forewarning, enjoy a gym selfie of toji in the bathroom mirror, slick with sweat and absolutely tugging down the front of his compression shorts just a little more than is strictly necessary. the word "vascular" leaps immediately and irrefutably to mind. ]

thought you'd appreciate a pick me up
there's more where that comes from if you play nice

4. So are we ever gonna talk about you begging me to knock you up?
Or is that just something that happened and we move on?
I'm fine either way, I just want to know.

5. [ or shoot your own shot i'm not picky, cross canon, ota, etc. ]

02

[usignolo]

You left *so* many!
I can't wear any of my dresses now you know.

vi | arcane | f/f

[piltoversvinest]

1. babe
if you keep wearing those stockings when we're out in public
i'm going to have to fuck you in a public bathroom or something

2. so, just so you're aware, i wasn't kidding about the whole "hex strap" idea
that's a thing that can happen, it turns out
just saying

3. you know, you're definitely the one with great tits in this relationship, that's not me just saying that, it's true
but i look really good today

[ which she will helpfully demonstrate, sending in a decently well-angled shot from above.  her shirt is pulled up and held in her teeth, and her sports bra, while primarily functional, is doing wonders for her cleavage at the moment. ]

4. help
sos
i'm in trouble
i'm in desperate need of nudes
or else i'll die

5. [ or shoot your own shot i'm not picky, cross canon, up to date on arcane, shamefully jinx-friendly, etc.  also a seedier, hotter, more disastrous pit-fighter era vi at angryoilslick available on request. ]

2, also pitfighter-era if that's good

[birdshow]

[Maria and Vi live together. It's a funny thing - as much material reality Maria talks, she's still a bit of an idealist. Her dresses are still long and pink, she still brushes out her hair. She sticks out, in these parts, it's clear she's come from - somewhere else, to put it delicately. Her looks aren't right, and her attitude isn't right. She thinks better things are worth fighting for.

So maybe it's no surprise she's wound up crashing in such a tiny apartment with Vi - Maria vanishes for days at a time. But she always comes back. She's probably stirring trouble. She talks too much to be doing anything else.

But right now, she is back at the apartment. And so - ]


Oh.

You want me to use something like that on you?

[See, she stirs trouble.]

roronoa zoro | one piece (la) | ota

[myownthing]

1. if you keep sneaking my share of the treasure i'm going to start taking it out on your ass

2. for the record, there's no way you can outdrink me

3. if you want me not to nap you're going to have to entertain me
your call

4. So I've been thinking.
I haven't done shots off your tits.
That seems like a problem.

5. [ or shoot your own shot i'm not picky, cross canon, ota, etc. ]

4

[scone]

[ ?????????? ]

was this meant for nami?
what kind of shitbag speaks to a woman like this?

Yelena Belova | mcu

[so_many_pockets]

[previously flirting vibes and misfires both adored most of all]

[immaterialgirl]

okay i'm trying the pillow thing.

Makima | Chainsaw Man | ota

[kubricks]

hap | the oa

[angelhunter]

[ prefs & info ]

[aspolyhymnia]

[she sends him a photo of her in kitchen apron and nothing else.]

being ever the housewife

Nicoletta Goldstein | Devil May Cry

[armtisan]

[ F/F 21+ for serious, OTA for everything else. ]

stark | frieren: beyond journey's end

[axtonement]

yuji itadori / jjk

[digitalivore]

michael kaiser | blue lock

[outplayed]

( ota! character info/prefs. )

Emma Frost | Marvel Comics | ota

[caratin]

[spectacularing]

Tell me we’re still on for drinks and bitching.

antonia | marvel cinematic universe | spoilers inevitable

[mimikriya]

[99% misfires only, pls and thanks.]

[immaterialgirl]

did you find them yet?
[somebody's playing hide and seek with Antonia's weapons~]

natasha romanoff ― mcu ― f/f

[malinovyy]

[webbs]

do you still want me to work at your gym this summer?

rydia | final fantasy iv/tay | m/f

[tilleul]

[ Younger (18-ish) version available by request. This one is mid-late 30s. ]

captain carter | what if...?/mcu | ota

[ihaveashield]

misfire.

[webbs]

i want to SUCK on her tits
i genuinely think that would fix me.

angie martinelli | agent carter (f/m)

[auditioned]

ota crosscanon! behind on new media but i'm ok with marvel spoilers.

logan "wolverine" howlett x marvel 616

[dadamantium]

zero kiryu ― vampire knight ― m/f

[unknight]

( he's going to be terrible at this, but voice testing. )

[artemisrod]

WHAT?
MY FACE WASN'T RED BC OF ZERO AND EVEN IF IT WAS...
IDK

[ Yup, she was definitely flustered enough that she accidentally texted Zero that. ]