Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[caratin]

I was thinking more along the lines of a substansial financial contribution to the school district.

Tempting as messing with their heads would be, I think my checkbook would be of more benefit here.

[spectacularing]

Shit, you should have led with that.

[caratin]

Yes, I suppose that was my fault for not making it clear.

I only use my powers for good these days. Tempting as it may be to do otherwise.

[Mostly good. Sometimes there's mischief, but she's not using them for evil anyways.]

[spectacularing]

How much are we talking?

[caratin]

Throwing out a number would be gauche. More than enough and I'd still have enough for plenty of drinks after.

[spectacularing]

Promise a new set of tablets for the lab, and I'll show up to the PTA with popcorn.

[caratin]

Consider it done.

[spectacularing]

This is why you're my favorite morally ambiguous telepath.

🍿

[caratin]

As if there was ever any doubt.

[spectacularing]

Sure, but there's a few of you.

[caratin]

There are. But I'm the fun one.

[spectacularing]

I dunno, Jean's got a mean tennis serve.

[caratin]

Less so when she isn't using her telekinesis.

But you didn't hear that from me.

[spectacularing]

Come on. We said no cheating; she wouldn't use psychic bullshit and I wouldn't leap five feet into the air.

[caratin]

And if she or I so wanted you would be entirely convinced that's what happened.

[spectacularing]

Sure, Jan.