Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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704 | fate makes no mistakes

[7o4]

[ tmw even if it's not a misfire he'll treat you like one. anyway! m/m 21+ ]

d'artagnan | the musketeers | ota

[lupiac]

Crocodile (One Piece)

[sandsand]

[strungout]

Do you still have that housekeeper?

Sofia Sinclair | OC

[kratistos]

[ F/F, 25+. OTA misfires. ]

Rey || Star Wars || F/M

[talentedscavenger]

[ OTA for misfires ]

Starfire ✪ DC

[selfdefining]

(OTA)

[brightknight]

I was hoping to reacquaint myself with the taste of you.

Not because I've forgotten... but because I don't want to.

saya otonashi ― blood+

[sensuality]

Gale Dekarios | Baldur's Gate 3

[watersdeep]

[androidvictoriam]

I don't know what you've done to me. 24 hours without you and already I can't think about a single damn thing except your hands. Including those extra magical ones.

I have work to be doing, you know.

Hiei / Yu Yu Hakusho

[jaganshi]

( ota. He will be horrific at this. )

Duo Maxwell / Gundam Wing

[braidedwonder]

( ota, duo is my fandom bike. )

Vaike | Fire Emblem | M/M

[wheresmyaxe]

dick grayson | dc comics

[auderes]

[theknightshift]

I'm not ignoring you.

outis | limbus company | f/f*

[nobodyhome]

( can also play outis as transmasc! state if you have a preference. cross-canon and assume cr loved; fine with misfires. )

[petited]

do i still have to finger myself to the prenup?

[ the one that clearly states that, in the event of a divorce, honey gets exactly one (1) dollar. and nothing else. ]

Ashley | World of Darkness | Werewolf

[ironrider]

arlecchino | genshin impact | f/f*

[lordlike]

( can also play arlecchino as transmasc. state if you have a preference! cross-canon and assumed cr loved; fine with misfires. )

[dilettante]

I have something pink and lacy for you to slice right off me if you want to see~?

63!Evan Buckley | 9-1-1

[onlythingthatmatters]

Valentina Allegra de Fontaine | MCU | OTA

[ciadirector]

[ Up to date, misfires welcome! ]

Jessica Rabbit | Who Framed Roger Rabbit? | f/f

[msrabbit]

Astarion Ancunin | Baldur's Gate 3 | m/m

[sanguivorous]

[Open to Tavs/Durges, Companions, and cross-canon (assumed cr)]

[tangledweave]

More and more, I awake in the mornings wishing to find your body pressed against mine again.

And before I sleep... I think about pressing into you...

vinsmoke reiju — one piece

[reiju]

( gently voice-testing. ota, f/f preference. )

this is very much gen of course but i have to

[sanji]

oi
when you said you'd visit, i didn't think you'd just be flirting with the ladies in my crew

[ how is his sister having more success with them than he ever has?? ]

nami | opla | ota

[tangerinetides]

( cross-canon/medium/and assumed CR are all good. )

[mouton]

nami! ♡
are there any special requests for what you'd like for dessert tonight?

Shiki | Senran Kagura | Futa/*

[je_suis_la_ninja]

[[No need to flirt directly, Shiki loves some kiss-and-tell or just getting off together to fantasies about others.]]

[brokendiamond]

I keep saying i'm gonna be careful

i keep promising myself

and then i cum inside of her again :/

Ruby the Sorceress | Dragon's Crown | F(uta)/Any

[tittybojangles]

1. Yes, that's me in the video. I've got better ones. Or if you're jealous we can make one of our own.

2. Ugh, I'm so horny and this is taking foreverrrrr. I'm gonna cream myself at this rate.

3. My sisters are in town. You know what that means~

4. [Unsolicited, possibly misfired tit-pic]

5. [Pic of Ruby cleaning up after a party in her underwear, a straining tent in her panties as she holds a balloon] How should I pop it~?

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[curse_of_girl]

What do you want me to do about it?

Unless you can, I don't know, make a portal connecting your dick to here, I don't think I can stop you from creaming yourself.

Patchouli Knowledge | Touhou Project | OTA

[heptagram]

dick grayson ( dc )

[brightknight]