Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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Comments

[brokendiamond]

I keep saying i'm gonna be careful

i keep promising myself

and then i cum inside of her again :/

[je_suis_la_ninja]

Ahhh, but it's so easy to do.

How are you supposed to pull out of pussy that good, right?

Or she, like, does some new trick and you're busting before your eyes focus again.

[brokendiamond]

Nina keeps leg locking me instead of letting me pull out too

even though we're in big trouble if she gets pregnant

[je_suis_la_ninja]

Well that's he fault then :P

Try bending her over or something. Or put her knees up near her chest.

Get those legs out of the way.

...Or try condoms.

[brokendiamond]

gonna need to stash condoms all around both apartments just so we can't make excuses.

might be a good idea to bend her over though.

[je_suis_la_ninja]

Being prepared is the hard part.

I just trying to look forward to busting outside. Pound her 'til she happy then pop in her face or mouth or tits.

[brokendiamond]

yeah it turns out two high school dropouts aren't good at being prepared

lmao

I could pull out and blow it on her back too if she's bent over forward.

[je_suis_la_ninja]

Now you're getting it.

Develop yourself a kink for painting your girlfriend and watch the problem solve itself

No babies necessary

[brokendiamond]

still gotta convince her.

i mean it can't be that hard when she might get preg though right?

[je_suis_la_ninja]

You'd think so. But some people like creampies too much. Especially risky ones.

I'm one of the ones who nuts best with my dick happily between a pair of fat tits, though, so usually she's the one convincing me.

[brokendiamond]

not like i can recruit help with THIS from the rest of the band.

...she doesn't have enough tit to fuck either.

[je_suis_la_ninja]

Well, that does make it hard. Like, difficult. Or maybe bitty titties get you hard too :P

I'm sure she can give head though. Or maybe start really worrying about knocking her up.

[brokendiamond]

sure, we go down on each other, but that just gets her begging for me inside of her more lol

tiny tits are nice btw.

[je_suis_la_ninja]

All tits are wonderful. I'm a shoulder bolder size queen, but I won't so no to some cute little baps on a cute little girl.

...which is, like, a cute way of saying if I'm gettin laid I'm not picky :P

[brokendiamond]

you sure are. you crush rupa too.

happy with nina's right now though. don't wanna be responsible for them getting bigger lol ;)

[je_suis_la_ninja]

There are advantages to being big and bendy. If I'm desperate to spunk in some funbags I've got my own right here.

At least you're trying to be smart, that's half the battle. Like, all the teen moms I see on facebook were actually surprised when fuckin around got em preggers.

[brokendiamond]

yeah and your cock's way bigger than mine too

lmao Nina might be surprised when it happens

if

IF

[je_suis_la_ninja]

Only looks that way 'cause I'm short

Phfffft

Never say never. Maybe when you two get married you might put your first kid in her on purpose by surprise :P

[brokendiamond]

a little bigger still.

don't even bring up marriage x_x