Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[je_suis_la_ninja]

Well, that does make it hard. Like, difficult. Or maybe bitty titties get you hard too :P

I'm sure she can give head though. Or maybe start really worrying about knocking her up.

[brokendiamond]

sure, we go down on each other, but that just gets her begging for me inside of her more lol

tiny tits are nice btw.

[je_suis_la_ninja]

All tits are wonderful. I'm a shoulder bolder size queen, but I won't so no to some cute little baps on a cute little girl.

...which is, like, a cute way of saying if I'm gettin laid I'm not picky :P

[brokendiamond]

you sure are. you crush rupa too.

happy with nina's right now though. don't wanna be responsible for them getting bigger lol ;)

[je_suis_la_ninja]

There are advantages to being big and bendy. If I'm desperate to spunk in some funbags I've got my own right here.

At least you're trying to be smart, that's half the battle. Like, all the teen moms I see on facebook were actually surprised when fuckin around got em preggers.

[brokendiamond]

yeah and your cock's way bigger than mine too

lmao Nina might be surprised when it happens

if

IF

[je_suis_la_ninja]

Only looks that way 'cause I'm short

Phfffft

Never say never. Maybe when you two get married you might put your first kid in her on purpose by surprise :P

[brokendiamond]

a little bigger still.

don't even bring up marriage x_x