Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

this is very much gen of course but i have to

[sanji]

oi
when you said you'd visit, i didn't think you'd just be flirting with the ladies in my crew

[ how is his sister having more success with them than he ever has?? ]

as the prophecy foretold ♡

[reiju]

it became clear to me someone needed to treat those lovely women with the proper love and respect they deserve. judging on their attitude towards you, it seemed I had to step up.

( and maybe she just wanted to put him in his place just a little. )

[sanji]

eh????
i give them all the love and respect they deserve and more!!
i'd never be so wretched as to give nami-san and robin-chan anything less!!

[ the lowest blow!! ]

[reiju]

is that right? well between you and that pesky brook, nami and robin are truly in dire need of genuine affection.

really dear brother, you shouldn't get so jealous. you could learn a thing or two from me, after all, I'm quite popular without even trying ♡