Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Crocodile (One Piece)

[sandsand]

[strungout]

Do you still have that housekeeper?

[sandsand]

She attempted to tender her resignation after your last visit.

[strungout]

How dramatic.

[ He didn't touch her. What's the big deal? ]

[sandsand]

Something about dancing like a marionette being outside her job description.

[strungout]

You really should hire someone with a better sense of humour this time.

Now who's going to entertain me while you're out?

[sandsand]

What are you doing in my home when I'm not there?

[strungout]

Enjoying your hospitality~

[sandsand]

Getting up to no good, more like.

[strungout]

You'll hurt my feelings, saying things like that.

[sandsand]

You're so sensitive. Just admit that you miss me.